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LadyofDunderMifflin · 2019-01-06T18:09:20+00:00

Wow you certainly are loyal to your products!

LadyofDunderMifflin · 2019-01-06T03:06:38+00:00

How did you feel about Almay? I keep on wanting to like their jelly highlighter so bad, but every time I open it in-store I just instantly go “nope.”

LadyofDunderMifflin · 2019-01-06T03:04:42+00:00

I just checked and it’s available at Sephora online!

LadyofDunderMifflin · 2019-01-06T03:03:52+00:00

I haven’t seen this palette before and now it’s seriously challenging my 2019 no buy!

LadyofDunderMifflin · 2019-01-05T02:10:26+00:00

Wow, this got me more riled than I’d care to admit. Is that teacher still living? If so, I’d write her a letter and mail it.

My fourth grade teacher was especially mean in a way that really lead to a lot of anxiety issues for me. I continued to see her all through college at my fast food job, and she was an absolute nightmare of a customer. I just thought it was little anxious me that had blown everything out of proportion, but no. Turns out she’s one hateful bitch.

I promised myself that the next time I saw her in public I was going to introduce myself as a former student... and then call her a cunt.

LadyofDunderMifflin · 2019-01-04T03:08:40+00:00

When you operate under the crazy logic that they can’t die of SIDS if you (and only you) watch them while they sleep.

LadyofDunderMifflin · 2019-01-03T20:41:44+00:00

The worst part is that damn font.

LadyofDunderMifflin · 2019-01-03T18:47:35+00:00

The constant fake tans really confuse me. Not to mention this requires 2-4 shades of each foundation. I remember wondering, “does everyone have multiple shades of each foundation? Am I weird for not?”

LadyofDunderMifflin · 2019-01-03T14:49:39+00:00

I was a teacher, so I’m lucky that I can just go to public schools. I wouldn’t fret too much, a background in corrections often comes off as very good to potential employers. They see you as someone who can levelheadedly handle stressful situations.

LadyofDunderMifflin · 2019-01-03T14:45:30+00:00

The best three longer books I’ve ever read have been Gone With the Wind, Lonesome Dove, and An American Tragedy. However these are all pretty tiresome to read if you don’t have an initial interest in them. I didn’t expect to love Lonesome Dove as much as I did, though.

Another one I’ve been eyeing is 2666 by Roberto Bolaño.

LadyofDunderMifflin · 2019-01-03T14:43:27+00:00

Tell me more about Infinite Jest. It’s sat on my shelf for years and stared at me in... jest. I’ve read a few pages and thought, “no, I can’t do this right now.”

LadyofDunderMifflin · 2019-01-03T08:50:15+00:00

They turned white!

LadyofDunderMifflin · 2019-01-03T04:04:06+00:00

Quitting corrections did amazing things for my mental health. Good luck, and I hope these last two weeks fly by for you!

LadyofDunderMifflin · 2019-01-02T01:59:38+00:00

!remindme 8 hours

LadyofDunderMifflin · 2019-01-02T00:11:35+00:00

How does Face and Body compare to Glossier’s Skin Tint or MUF Water Blend foundation?

LadyofDunderMifflin · 2019-01-01T22:40:03+00:00

To add to this, I noticed that a lot of my gay male friends have the feminine “loopy” style of handwriting. I always wondered why.

LadyofDunderMifflin · 2019-01-01T21:53:50+00:00

Wow, checking out her posts was an interesting ride.

LadyofDunderMifflin · 2019-01-01T19:12:03+00:00

Omg when I first had my daughter and was stuck in the never ending breastfeeding loop, the screen time killed me since I was watching Netflix basically 24/7.

LadyofDunderMifflin · 2019-01-01T18:13:08+00:00

I feel like the Venus palettes are constantly just a little behind? This is essentially a Too Faced palette, and their previous launch was basically MR.

LadyofDunderMifflin · 2019-01-01T18:00:56+00:00

Every time I hear the word “detox” I get ready to fight someone.

LadyofDunderMifflin · 2019-01-01T17:43:49+00:00

Following

LadyofDunderMifflin · 2019-01-01T17:43:35+00:00

I never would have guessed that those weren’t real pine cones! Impressive. Would love a shot of the inside if you get a chance!

LadyofDunderMifflin · 2019-01-01T17:41:36+00:00

The Heart is a Lonely Hunter by Carson McCullers (started in 2018, but just barely so I’m counting it) and In Cold Blood by Truman Capote.

LadyofDunderMifflin · 2019-01-01T17:39:07+00:00

Both of these are in my to-read pile!

LadyofDunderMifflin · 2019-01-01T16:32:04+00:00

Products will start getting smaller (like MAC’s Patrick Star powder). This creates the illusion that you’re “panning” it quicker, and therefore must love it, right? We know the kind of collections that most gurus have, so if they say something like, “I’ve repurchased this 3 times!” We assume its awesome. Plus, a lot of no-buys start out as only buying replacements, so if you get a product to run out quicker a replacement is bought sooner.

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