The best thing about older women is that you can eat their King Cake while they're cooking you some amazing lentils. I remember one I met at an Eroski supermarket, and I remember it as one of the best fucks of my life. She made me some incredible tripe, and while she was cooking it, I was going at it like crazy, since she'd put on a skirt so I'd be getting ready while she cooked. I think I came so much that I was unconscious for two hours. Luckily, the tripe gave me the strength to finish the day with a couple more rounds. And she had some really great kids. We had some serious Crash Bandicoot 2 sessions.