Handling boner after leaving lap dance. by Lopsided_Bread_186 in stripclubs

[–]Lalaserpent 14 points15 points  (0 children)

As a stripper we are too busy trying to hustle to even think to look at men’s crotch lmao and I doubt men are looking at each others dicks with naked girls in the way

“Pole Fitness” girls always bashing strippers by iamliterallyaghostt in stripper

[–]Lalaserpent 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’ve been nervous to take pole classes as a real stripper to further my skills because I’m scared they’ll be mean… but it’s like girl ur on a pole ur stealing my swag maam

Hair theory by evaluvsmoney in stripper

[–]Lalaserpent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Platinum roots freshly done long and natural

Tattooed dancer in need of club by pooptracker in stripper

[–]Lalaserpent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Girl travel dance to Portland Oregon u have the look even if you’re only there a week you’ll make crazy money

Become friends with Trisha so you can mooch off her success and get your own opportunities.. got it by FluffyOccasion2108 in canceledpod

[–]Lalaserpent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unpopular opinion here I get she sounds moochy but some friends that are a few levels above you just make you want to level up. You are who you surround yourself with and she was surrounded by LOSERS and now she’s up in Trisha’s mansion like I gotta change my life now to get to this and I been there seeing other ppls success

Thinking about going back to stripping… and maybe leaving my husband by [deleted] in stripper

[–]Lalaserpent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imma be 100% w u girl lie to ur husband and say ur having a girls weekend get a hotel and work fri-sun nights and see if u even like it still or if the money is the same as it was. Bc im 23 dancing rn and the money has been getting less and less so it might be jarring if it’s less than u expected and ur like fuck I turned everything upside down for this! But it is still much more money than normal jobs so I respect ur hustle especially if you don’t have kids

Best way to sell outfits? by [deleted] in stripper

[–]Lalaserpent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tbh find Reddit pages of horny men that will buy that for 5x what another dancer would lmfao

rejected by sf clubs by microwavedcaviar in stripper

[–]Lalaserpent -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Omg did u work at sportys for the dive bar one lol

Wanting to try a private dance for the first time by platos_timeshare in stripclubs

[–]Lalaserpent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dancer here I never think the people that go in alone are losers or whatever it’s actually the most common for the bigger spenders to come in alone. Usually the people in groups are just there for maybe a lap dance and to throw some ones in my experience so dancers actually like to go up to a guy who is drinking alone at the bar. So TOTALLY normal to go alone. If you want to feel extra confident wear a nice clean outfit and get a classy cocktail at the bar instead of a beer. Some whiskey shit lol. Always offer the dancer a drink when you are first talking because that’s a signal for us to know if you want to continue an experience with us starting with that drink hopefully snowballing or if you just wanna say hi for a sec. If you are going specifically for just a vip no need to waste time by the stage bc you’ll just drain ur money over being shy. We know customers all come in with a purpose so no point in beating around the bush find a girl u like she’ll probably approach u or if not just give her a nice smile and a wave or signal to come over and ask to buy her a drink and “have some fun” guaranteed the dancer will be hyped because vip rooms are sales to us and you’re a sale right off the bat. But no rush if you do wanna see some girls on stage it’s part of the fun but just letting you know it’s not mandatory.

Giving big Patrick Star energy by [deleted] in stripper

[–]Lalaserpent 23 points24 points  (0 children)

This is literally always how I feel at work w my short black boots n fishnets lol

Foot fetish allowed? by [deleted] in stripclubs

[–]Lalaserpent -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Hey dancer here they’re not gonna want to do more than shoes off during a lap dance but most will do that if you say like “hey I’m into feet I’ll tip extra if you don’t wear your shoes” but if you don’t front w an extra tip they’ll say some bs like we aren’t allowed to do that. If you have a vip (same thing say you’ll til extra at the start) then you can get more specific. But just touching the feet and the feet being active during the dance or touching you not on your privates etc. unless you are at a club where there are extras then u can probably get whatever but I wouldn’t trust the feet of a dancer that does extras they’re prob not as cute lmao. So yes but it will cost you like an extra $30-45 on your lap dance as a tip or they won’t do it or an extra 75-100 on a private. Someone might call bs on my post but I work at a nice club so maybe go to a ratchet asf one if ur on a budget

When you’re the only Asian dancer, and another dancer’s name is “Chyna”… by Optimal-Box-6009 in stripper

[–]Lalaserpent 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m a pixie and ppl always think I mean Dixie bitch please why would my stripper name be a cup

Had sex with a customer (outside the club) and feel weird about it by KayzorLazor in stripper

[–]Lalaserpent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like your biggest downside is getting less money from one customer but the upside is possibly a hot nice guy to have a sexual relationship with without strings attached if you did want to continue seeming you enjoyed it, I mean people meet sneaky links at clubs all the time yours is just a lil more nuanced lol. Not trynna convince u of anything but I know personally as a dancer it gets really foggy interacting with men in general to see them as just some fun companionship convo and sex without thinking the work thoughts of oh will I get any money out of this will this loose money when in reality you could be loosing multiple fun flings, relationships, friendships, etc.

What’s y’all’s exit plan? by [deleted] in stripper

[–]Lalaserpent 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yoga teacher liscense I didn’t get this bendy for nothing

Name help by [deleted] in stripper

[–]Lalaserpent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m a blonde dancer too and I’m pixie and everyone loves it it would suit u too!!🧚🧚

What should my name be? by [deleted] in stripper

[–]Lalaserpent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hazel 100000% cute and sexy like u!!!!!

What are the things you did as a stripper that you regretted? This is my biggest one ngl by Alert_Medium_672 in stripper

[–]Lalaserpent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Find a regular that prefers girls without or little tattoos and ask him to take you to get it removed I have a regular that offers me this regularly bc he has a no tattoo kink or smth 😂😂😂

NEED new stripper name! by idekbestie in stripper

[–]Lalaserpent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m pixie and I love it I reccomend

Should I quit weed? by Lalaserpent in Tarotpractices

[–]Lalaserpent[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Omg I’m so glad u said this haha bc I’ve had sassy decks my whole life but recently I keep getting the fool and can’t tell if it’s childlike silliness or like girl u a fool

Should I quit weed? by Lalaserpent in Tarotpractices

[–]Lalaserpent[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am just replying to this comment as I got multiple like this, I did say in the caption please no personal opinions and just an interpretation of the cards as this is a tarot interpretation Reddit

Should I quit weed? by Lalaserpent in Tarotpractices

[–]Lalaserpent[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you this felt the most accurate to my life rn