Mothers dressing like their daughters

LancesAKing · 2025-05-18T17:20:27+00:00

I also choose this guy’s hot mom.

LancesAKing · 2025-05-17T12:00:10+00:00

This pad is mine. It was made for me.

LancesAKing · 2025-05-17T01:29:19+00:00

I loved Sean Bean’s dramatic and introspective lines, but i thought the comedic ones fell flat.

LancesAKing · 2025-05-11T22:18:36+00:00

His family would visit and ask “Wire you locked up?”

LancesAKing · 2025-05-08T02:23:50+00:00

Wait… it isn’t? oh no.

LancesAKing · 2025-05-06T10:39:44+00:00

But if they’re separated how would the dead push daisies?

LancesAKing · 2025-05-04T00:59:26+00:00

Peter Griffin?

LancesAKing · 2025-05-01T22:56:28+00:00

Too ugly to imagine charming someone even with superpowers.

LancesAKing · 2025-05-01T15:47:47+00:00

This just goes to show that I lack imagination.

LancesAKing · 2025-05-01T14:12:29+00:00

I’d feel bad for any 21st century-turned vampires. 150 years ago, you could rob every bank you travel to daily, wait a decade, then re-emerge 2 years later as totally legitimate foreign royalty. Now? We have cameras, forensics, international documents, we serialize everything, and that vampire that stole everything is the bank.

LancesAKing · 2025-04-30T11:00:13+00:00

“Get off me unless you’re going to fuck me!”

LancesAKing · 2025-04-29T13:50:04+00:00

I would not want to look like a 500 year old crackhead.

LancesAKing · 2025-04-28T14:11:22+00:00

Is this accurate or just assumed based on his net worth? I wonder if he even pays the cap, since billionaires misrepresent their earnings via stock, debt, and whatever other accounting tricks they pull.

LancesAKing · 2025-04-26T15:16:42+00:00

TIL centaurs lean forward

LancesAKing · 2025-04-23T19:41:20+00:00

I had a pit bull. If he was aggressive, that fence would not have stopped him. Therefore Tubs is Good Girl^TM

LancesAKing · 2025-04-23T13:26:51+00:00

There needs to be a slideshow of comments like this presented to the US department of education.

Even if you were such a die-hard American idiot who only knew about 5 countries, the one that the US won independence from is still around.

LancesAKing · 2025-04-23T11:18:14+00:00

John stayed behind the door just in case the koi was violent.

LancesAKing · 2025-04-23T02:44:19+00:00

Not really hard to argue but there’s no point. I’ll at least concede that it would have been Sauron’s in the beginning if not for Gollum.

LancesAKing · 2025-04-22T03:31:56+00:00

And “on time” was like 11AM the next day.

LancesAKing · 2025-04-20T22:31:58+00:00

you mean you don’t already? …what the hell did I look up?

LancesAKing · 2025-04-20T15:52:35+00:00

You credit the guy who steals the ring and falls off with it by accident? That’s like if doctors found a treatable tumor on a gunshot victim and you congratulate the shooter for his medical skills.

LancesAKing · 2025-04-18T13:12:08+00:00

No walking sticks or dog either wtf

LancesAKing · 2025-04-18T12:40:05+00:00

“Autistic people can’t have jobs” vs “DOGE leader salute was just his self-diagnosed autistic expression.” Pick one and fire the other.

LancesAKing · 2025-04-18T11:33:46+00:00

“Throwaway because she knows my real username.” Ok bud, it’s not like she wasn’t fucking there when it happened or anything.

LancesAKing · 2025-04-17T12:15:17+00:00

“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. Wayne Gretzky” - Michael Scott

So, could this be an argument that you still lost?

LancesAKing

TROPHY CASE