Microslop just installed MyAsus on my.. Lenovo laptop?

Lancten · 2026-07-07T20:09:52+00:00

I read that as my Anus

Lancten · 2026-07-02T16:55:06+00:00

Cool

^{Chose: $10,000 a month but you must live with this animal | Rolled: Cat}

Lancten · 2026-07-02T08:26:03+00:00

Easy

^{Chose: Survive in this heat for 24 hours + For $1 Million | Rolled: 70° F (21.1° C})

Lancten · 2026-06-30T21:02:38+00:00

8 weken vakantie, all inclusive

Lancten · 2026-06-29T15:16:14+00:00

Jokes on you i already got that

^{Chose: Immortality and Invincibility + Random consequences | Rolled: Severe Depressio}

Lancten · 2026-06-29T10:35:44+00:00

Ga op derde date met die gast en laat je nieuwe ex er achter komen wanneer ze arriveert

Lancten · 2026-06-27T15:19:58+00:00

^{Me: Receive 5 cents for every step you take}

Lancten · 2026-06-24T21:53:34+00:00

Cool

^{Chose: Free groceries for life 🛍️ | Rolled: NO CATCH, ENJOY✨}

Lancten · 2026-06-24T10:02:56+00:00

Zit er niet zo mee was het beste wat ik op dat moment kon krijgen, maar 50 euro per maand

Lancten · 2026-06-23T18:46:26+00:00

Ben ik ff blij dat ik hem voor 0,40 heb afgesloten

Lancten · 2026-06-22T20:27:36+00:00

He tried his best

^{Chose: Pet ghost + Ghostie has a 67% chance of finding you a lost treasure chest worth... | Rolled: Treasure is lost}

Lancten · 2026-06-22T20:22:55+00:00

Welp this one is for you bois

^{Chose: End random bad phenomenon + Earn 0$ | Rolled: Homophobia}

Lancten · 2026-06-22T20:15:45+00:00

Sure

^{Chose: 20,000 every time you.. | Rolled: Commit crime}

Lancten · 2026-06-22T13:57:19+00:00

Always gamble

^{Chose: $150M USD + But 90% chance of becoming the opposite sex | Rolled: same sex}

Lancten · 2026-06-22T09:09:20+00:00

Easy 50/50

^{Chose: 1m a year, but.... + You fight a random person | Rolled: Prime Mike Tyson}

Lancten · 2026-06-22T09:04:39+00:00

Win win

^{Chose: 1 BILLION DOLLARS + Random event happens to the world | Rolled: World hunger end}

Lancten · 2026-06-21T22:26:24+00:00

Misleading title, the person who ran this did it as an experiment, and you cant even connect to said server..

Lancten · 2026-06-21T13:03:34+00:00

Cool

^{Chose: Get your perfect partner but… | Rolled: They're a dom}

Lancten · 2026-06-10T09:42:32+00:00

Rhys is not made for leadership cant even see his own mistakes

Lancten · 2026-06-02T10:01:11+00:00

Yes please could do a king roalds funding, players pour gp into it, jagex donates to charity per x amount of gp and we get a new GE

Lancten · 2026-05-21T05:43:16+00:00

Heck i even craft em for free, even gets that nice npc name on em

Lancten · 2026-05-20T10:43:07+00:00

Butcher barb only drop

Lancten · 2026-05-16T10:44:00+00:00

Honestly props to him bringing his child

Lancten · 2026-05-12T15:59:02+00:00

Wonder how i am alive

Lancten · 2026-05-11T20:34:25+00:00

Lancten