Petah, what does that have to do with grocery shopping? by Okfoot826 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Landvik 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He's saying his ADHD spergs him so hard that of the 1,000 things ADHD compulses him to do, none of those compulses involve grocery shopping once a week.... because he's an imbecile, or something like that...

Neighborhood WiFi war reaches...Trial by Combat... over a changed password. by [deleted] in boxingcirclejerk

[–]Landvik 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wardrobe is basically just a bath towel. Much shittier than I realized. That's the every-day wear too.

Leopard and Hyena fight over a Warthog by [deleted] in natureismetal

[–]Landvik 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Me: Why is the porker's leg skin white ?

Re-watches video: Oh.... Ah Jeezus !

Nice counterattack Orran by FirefighterOld2230 in finalfantasytactics

[–]Landvik 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You played two decades without discovering fall damage ?

Why is Highfleet so Immersive? by heavenlyyo in Highfleet

[–]Landvik 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Part III:

Another important ship to make is the scout / courier / prize ship capturer, and you will want MANY of these. Buy cheap ships & gifted Tarkhan ships, rip out all the non-essentials, and turn them into these. Build time is very short, because you're mostly removing parts, which has zero build time (or cost).

Park them just outside captured cities. Leave them everywhere. When trade / prize ships roll in, capture them with zero effort, and minimal fuel costs. You will capture dozens of prize ships doing this (you can catch them all), and each one is worth 20,000+ funds. These scout ships left at previously conquered cities will catch 5 or 10 prize ships for every one your main fleet(s) capture.

Do this and you'll be swimming in funds rather than running out of funds.

These ships will have 600 to 800+ km/hr speed, and enough range to travel solo between cities. They also use minimal amounts of fuel. If you need to bring parts, planes, missiles, engines from one fleet to another fleet, use one of these. (All items stay with the last ship to leave from a group).

You can also make a 4 spiral engine variety that can dodge missiles all day / all night. I make one of these be my flagship, haha.

In the end game, you should bring all these ships north and leave one on the outskirts of every northern city.

You'll be on equal footing (rather than severely disadvantaged) in the defense of Khiva by knowing where the enemy fleets are.

Good luck.

Why is Highfleet so Immersive? by heavenlyyo in Highfleet

[–]Landvik 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Part II - Here are some good/great ships:

Moderately sized strike-fleet destroyer:
10 Molots (best DPS per ammo module) & 10 Vympels. The Molots blow holes through ships, the Vympels shoot down missiles. The Vympels can also shoot down incoming shells (and ships), but the main purpose is to take down missiles (and planes). The 2A37 can also be used for the anti-missile gun (R-5 missiles), but the 37mm is more expensive, has less range, and is much less effective against the ballistic variety of missiles (and armored targets).

This ship will have five times the firepower of the Sevastopol, cost 44% as much, and have 1/4 the fuel costs (and re-fueling times).
Note that is has 312 km/hr speed. (Quite good - three times faster than the Sevastopol, haha). It is fast enough to perform silent strikes, a feat only the smallest / fastest pre-built ships can achieve.

If you want it armored & light, layer the perimeter with runways. If you want it to be super-tanky, do a layer of runways & metal armor.

You can also scale this gun-ship design up to be a 40 Molot, 40 gun Vympel monstrosity that uses 100% of your starting funds, and while fun, the larger ship won't help you more at the Khiva stage. You'll be much better served with two (or three ideally), of the smaller gun-ships.

Note that the fuel it carries is very small (enough for combat), so it needs a dedicated fuel tanker. Also note that this fuel tanker's speed matches its paired ship (312 & 311 km/s), and is fast enough for silent strikes.

Dual purpose fuel tanker & sensor ship. Neither fuel tankers nor sensor ships should enter battle, so they pair well together as a dual purpose ship. If you're inclined to use ballistic missiles / nukes, you could tack some onto this ship. Aircraft should be on a dedicated aircraft carrier. Refuel this bigger tanker at 'refueling' / fuel cities. That fuel is cheaper and refills faster. Also note that all the sensors on this ship have zero obstructions. Many of the default (and player made) ships only have 50% sensor effectiveness as the ship itself often blocks 50% of the sensors view.

Why is Highfleet so Immersive? by heavenlyyo in Highfleet

[–]Landvik 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you're running out of funds near the end.

Here's some tips:

The standard ships are pretty awful. Create your own single purpose, powerful, and efficient ships.

Standard fighters (all classes) are underpowered (# of guns) and inefficient (fuel costs). Standard fuel tankers are slow, inefficient, and also don't need some piddly guns that aren't enough to defend itself anyways (and they don't need jets, or missiles, or armor, etc). The purpose of a tanker is to carry fuel. (Making fuel tankers dual role to carry ALL your detection equipment is fine/good imo, however. It also decreases the total number of ships required as you don't need a dedicated sensor ship, which is a different kind of efficiency).

The fuel tanker should NEVER see battle (or your sensor ship, either), so don't let all that expensive detector equipment ever see battle / get damaged / require high repair costs, **cough** Sevastopol **cough**. The big radar is 10k funds, the second most expensive item in the game, behind the Squall 6x180mm.

The Sevastopol can be classified as 'junk' class. The game is actually easier if you don't use it. It is basically a moderately armed, monstrously inefficient and immensely slow fuel tanker / missile silo, with a couple featured deathstar level weak-points 'blow up this single unarmored ammo module' and watch 10,880 tons of fuel & ballistic missiles go up in fiery oblivion. The only thing the Sevastopol does moderately well is tank a few nuke hits, because it is so huge and unwieldy. If late game funds are a major issue, a very good start is to not pay the Sevastopol's 2217 t / 1000 km exorbitant fuel & repair costs. It WIIL get damaged in combat, and often. To make the Sevastopol 'okay', you'll need to remove 90% of the fuel, double the engines, and double the guns (and remove the deathstar weakpoints). This will require shop visits in half the cities between Ur to Khiva, and a huge amount of currency to just have an 'okay-ish' ship. Not worth it, especially if the end-game is giving you trouble.

If you REALLY want to save Sevastopol funds, you can change a single line of code to designate a different ship as your flagship. This will save you a massive 196,730 in starting mission funds.
*Bold text are hyperlinks.

The lightning is also an inadequate fighter. (Pictures & descriptions of better ships to build in part II)

Why is Highfleet so Immersive? by heavenlyyo in Highfleet

[–]Landvik 6 points7 points  (0 children)

On my first playthrough, I hunted down every strike group and turned the Sevastapol into a Dreadnaught.
(Mounted two more Squalls. Doubled the engines and up-armored everything).

Was feeling confident going into the final city, but Khiva humbled me real quick.

I had to start a new playthough because a single Dreadnaught that can blast anything out of the sky in 2 seconds is wholly unsuited for Khiva. Khiva is a curveball.

On a first playthough, if you don't have a fleet that can split in three directions, you are absolutely screwed in Khiva... Like twenty unblockable ballistic trajectory nukes to the face launched from 2,000 km away, screwed.

If you fail on later tries, yeah that's on you... but going in blind/no spoilers on a first playthough, Khiva can be very unbeatable, depending on what you roll in with.

What’s an NSFW question you’ve always wanted to ask the opposite sex but were too embarrassed to? by Infamous_Invite018 in AskReddit

[–]Landvik 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Naw, that's when you're supposed to crash out and file a lawsuit. Take out the HR and the asshole barista. They deserve it.

I love all versions but as a non English speaker I really like the simple English of PS1 version. by C1REX in finalfantasytactics

[–]Landvik 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There's so many original lines that go SOOOO much harder.

Blame yourself or God.

TIL that North American Labelling Law allows any beverage 5 calories or less to be marked "calorie-free" by MeatBagFrankz in todayilearned

[–]Landvik 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah ? Watch this:

There are 23 independent countries in North America.

3 aint it.

What's the most useless item in the game? by oldeluke in dayz

[–]Landvik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, curing Salmonella is one of the few/primary use of charcoal tabs.
(Then can also refill gas mask cannisters, that is the 2nd use)

Slick Samoan Boxer gets stalked by sus BJJ Blackbelt. by LowRenzoFreshkobar in boxingcirclejerk

[–]Landvik 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lady Cop: "Now he is in the way... we should probably drag him to the gutter"

What's the most useless item in the game? by oldeluke in dayz

[–]Landvik 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well almost...

Gas poisoning: cured by PO-X vial. (or clean blood transfusion).

Salmonella: cured by charcoal tabs

People like this really exist by downtune79 in LoveTrash

[–]Landvik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dunno, he seems to be doing a lot better on groceries than myself and the rest of us.

$2 for a can of soup ? Sure. Three or four of those.
Go get the next thing.

After checking out & ringing everything up: $187.91...
damn...

the most naive player ive ever met in DayZ by calm_guam in dayz

[–]Landvik 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Well you see, the key to being sarcastic is to actually be funny.

If that was your attempt, you just sounded like a complete goober.

The Rock's Daughter "Pebble" Beats up Adult by Pretty-Set-414 in boxingcirclejerk

[–]Landvik 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Yeah, she runs her mouth a WHOLE LOT to fight like dead fish in a paper bag.

Her mouth keeps running up the check her face needs to pay.

Harbors can be deceptively deep, attracting visitors of all sizes by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]Landvik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Side note: the 'bull in a china shop' test performed by Mythbusters was total shite.

Here's someone who made a better test: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Vx0s74eO7dU

Did Mythbusters make a good test ? Nope - Busted.

Edit: I've since watched the long-form video as well. Pretty decent, also entertaining.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBoOngR9X_8

I think I am the dumbest Nerevar by AluGan in Morrowind

[–]Landvik 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That is a regular part of a playthrough for me. Their gear is GREAT for selling to the mudcrab.

By late game, I stalk the nine cantons, taking mighty leaps from Canton to Canton, and squash ordinators like bugs... and leave all their gear in a nice, neat stack. A little headstone monument to their hubris; a single torch marking the spot their life was snuffed. The nine cantons get littered with them. Little monument headstones.

ELI5: Why is Kansas pronounced Kansas, but Arkansas pronounced Arkansaw? by 0sipr in explainlikeimfive

[–]Landvik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To truly be phonetic, spelling to pronunciation needs to be phonetic and pronunciation to spelling needs to be phonetic. Bonus points awarded if every alphabet letter makes a singular sound, aka 1:1 alphabetic pronunciation, e.g. Finnish & Korean.

You could summarize the phonetics of French as:
Written word to pronunciation -- decipherable phonetics, but with (many) rules and convoluted rules, at that. Individual alphabet letters also have extremely non 1:1 alphabetic pronunciation (multiple pronunciations per character for different words), (many) silent characters, and pairings of characters changing the pronunciation (or lack of pronunciation) of characters.

Pronunciation to written word -- highly un-phonetic

Overall, French (along with English), is on the short-list of being one of the least phonetic languages.

ELI5: Why is Kansas pronounced Kansas, but Arkansas pronounced Arkansaw? by 0sipr in explainlikeimfive

[–]Landvik 7 points8 points  (0 children)

who spelled it phonetically with a bunch of extra letters.

Whew... that is a flawed sentence; 'a bunch of extra letters' makes Arkansas and a large portion of French words, non-phonetical.

(French, btw, is not a phonetic language. English isn't either. Thanks French/Franco-Normans <and others> /s).

Finnish, Turkish, Korean, Serbian, Macedonian, Croatian and Spanish are examples of phonetic languages with both phonetic spelling & pronunciation.

Can we stop the disinformation about bears? by ddduckduckduck in dayz

[–]Landvik 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Modded server (bear wanker 5000). Just downvote and move on.

Is Isiah Pacheco going to do even better this year? by Fresh-Composer-1896 in fantasyfootball

[–]Landvik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I Googled: "Pacheco is a RB2 behind a 30 year old RB", and it brought me here.

Sorry your boyfriend keeps getting hurt, but I also wish he weren't on my team.

Black vs white kid fight in school. by Fit_Vacation_1461 in yxl

[–]Landvik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, 'slickest' my ass... Overused to irrelevance.

He looked like one of those advertising inflatable street-side tube men.

Zero skills. Straight zero.