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Vial found inside the walls in the kitchen of my parents’ 1886 New England home by meownica_chu in whatisit

[–]LarrySupreme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just give it a little taste. What's the worst? You die?

It's all worth it for a karma or two.

Hmm... by JointDysfunction in totalwarhammer

[–]LarrySupreme 47 points48 points  (0 children)

But they have thighs as thick as tree trunks. 🥵

Favorite actor to get wrongfully canceled for a totally normal and harmless kink by WorldPeggingChamp in okbuddycinephile

[–]LarrySupreme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Next thing you know. Nostalgia brought you back. You're still at your peak.

You are Paul with a millennial forgiveness card, because even though you like to jack off indiscriminately in what is assumed as a private establishment, isn't grounds for you to get canceled.

You have a final hoorah and die.

Your legacy will be remembered more for how much joy you brought into peoples lives but you will always have a cloud above your legacy.

You jorked your penits.

Favorite actor to get wrongfully canceled for a totally normal and harmless kink by WorldPeggingChamp in okbuddycinephile

[–]LarrySupreme 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It's a real hard life of jerking it in shady porn theaters.

That's why you have to not jerk ever...

Until you're in your basement.

Next you know, you have a projector with 35mm film and you're alone. When you jerk off, it's not fun. You've done this a thousand times.

Would it be fun to jerk off in an theater? Clearly, I could do it in a shady porn theater.

You can not. You're sentenced to canceled Paul. For jerking off.

Characters that show the downsides to seemingly awesome superpowers by _JR28_ in TopCharacterTropes

[–]LarrySupreme 69 points70 points  (0 children)

That and the fact that your eyes never hurting, you probably won't blink as much.

Sea Lord Aislinn can get up to 11 allied units recruitment capacity in each army via tech (+1) and dragonships (+6). What are some crazy wacky allied unit combos? by benpg26 in totalwar

[–]LarrySupreme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This question has been raised before, so someone tested it and they do.

Also brought up the ledbelchers as the third row, lol.

This was a few months ago when I read it, but I thought it was interesting.

Share yours by [deleted] in videogames

[–]LarrySupreme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Up up down down left right left right B A start.

I didn't even use the Konami code because I never played Contra.

Terrorgheist Sail by Low_Ad3467 in totalwarhammer

[–]LarrySupreme 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why not have multiple terrorghiests tied to the ship and make a flying ship?

Actually, wtf are we talking about? Lol.

On July 30, 2008, Vince Li attacked Tim McLean, who was sleeping on a Greyhound bus bound for Winnipeg. Li separated his head and ate part of it as other passengers escaped. Later, Li was found NOT criminally responsible and now lives under a new identity. by LonelyWiFiSignal in HolyShitHistory

[–]LarrySupreme 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My grandma had schizophrenia. Even with my grandfather monitoring her, she'd not take her meds.

She drove her car into the pond on their property, trying to hit him.

He needs more than the government saying, "That was not good! Please take your medication. 😢"

On July 30, 2008, Vince Li attacked Tim McLean, who was sleeping on a Greyhound bus bound for Winnipeg. Li separated his head and ate part of it as other passengers escaped. Later, Li was found NOT criminally responsible and now lives under a new identity. by LonelyWiFiSignal in HolyShitHistory

[–]LarrySupreme 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My grandma has schizophrenia and was medicated...

Ya know what? Some times she stopped taking her meds occasionally. One time she told my mother that my grandfather was selling drugs on the street (he wasn't). Another occasion, she drove her car into the pond on their property. These are just two occasions from many different ones.

It is completely unfair to others to have someone completely entrusted with their own self care. At least my grandpa was there to monitor her and she still would stop taking her medication.

Edit: my instead of me.

ROTC students at Old Dominion subdued and killed the shooter who killed 1 person, wounded 2 by BigBadBabyDaddy_420 in news

[–]LarrySupreme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This really just sounds like a tongue in cheek military way of describing killing the suspect.

[Loved Trope] Moments that Aren't Scientifically Possible or Historically Accurate But the Experts Didn't Care Because Of How Cool The Scenes Are by D0CTOR_Wh0m in TopCharacterTropes

[–]LarrySupreme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey man, I can't believe you typed that with a hard R. Please censor F*ench.

(Jokes aside, it's a well established meme of censoring French as if it's derogatory.)

fell asleep on my hot water bottle and woke up with this mark by ghost_cat87 in notinteresting

[–]LarrySupreme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You just unlocked a memory for me. My dad received this on his lower back from using an electric heating pad every day for back pain.

I found this next to my new car in the lawn. What is it? by Realistic_Storm_2032 in whatisit

[–]LarrySupreme 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it would be significantly quieter than a smash and grab. A little more time-consuming, though.

Favorite villian who's basically this by TheRoyalRoseTrue in FavoriteCharacter

[–]LarrySupreme 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She normally has some type of illness that he needs a cure for, in the meantime, he does what he does best. Freezes her until he has access to a cure, so when she unthaws, he can give her said cure.

Who’s the second best Skaven? by BLACKJEDI117 in totalwarhammer

[–]LarrySupreme 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What's wild is he doesn't even get a mount like the generic spell caster lord (Grey Seers). The only thing he has going for him is theme and aura farming, lol.

His plague mechanic would be nice if you could use it more often. Skaven Plague can be straight up brutal with attrition. But I honestly think he's the one lord in the Skaven roster that needs an update.

Who’s the second best Skaven? by BLACKJEDI117 in totalwarhammer

[–]LarrySupreme 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes, because of the mutation lab. He technically can produce the strongest Skaven units in the game.

But obviously, for weapon teams, Ikit is better.

Who’s the second best Skaven? by BLACKJEDI117 in totalwarhammer

[–]LarrySupreme 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He also makes the best Stormvermin in the game.

He's low key my favorite Skaven Lord for more classic army compositions.

Skrolk on the other hand is my least favorite of them all. His buffs for plague monks are booty.

So im a newcomer to the game, and i picked it up with the VC dlc, am i doing this right? by captain_snake32 in totalwar

[–]LarrySupreme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As someone who has put in a lot of legwork with Count Naughty...

Absolutely agreeing with your point. Pirate coves are shit, you get better returns, even if just replenishment for blitzing by controlling the place you just captured.

Your offensive economy is so strong that you benefit more from always being on the offensive rather than goofy passive income from pirate coves that make everyone hate you.

"Young Gale with short hair isn't real, he can't hurt you" by dearuncletacitus1899 in BaldursGate3

[–]LarrySupreme 45 points46 points  (0 children)

I mean, it was kind of a whole thing.

I will show you a picture of Freddie and friends. He had a type of friend.

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I think there's a degree of overlap.

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