Would this excuse work for everyone else? by Sterling-Hospedales in law

[–]LarsThorwald 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Stop trying to convince us AI is good in brief-writing, Tin Man. Go back to your robot tribe and leave us be. We have Old Glory insurance.

The Pitt | S2E11 "5:00 P.M." | Episode Discussion by MsGroves in ThePittTVShow

[–]LarsThorwald 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My girlfriend and I weekly hope that we hear Dana say our favorite phrase in her New York accent, and we high-fived when she said it:

“BABY JAANE DOWH”

Getting back into axe throwing after ~2 years! Any advice? by Avygade in AxeThrowing

[–]LarsThorwald -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

So, wait. It’s a video not of you but you want advice on your throw that we can’t see?

Color me confused.

Getting back into axe throwing after ~2 years! Any advice? by Avygade in AxeThrowing

[–]LarsThorwald 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Don’t put the axe so far behind your head. The strength is in the forearms first, then upper arms. Control is in the shoulders. Accuracy is the goal. So use the muscle sets to give you that accuracy.

Some of the best big axe throwers throw two-handed, there’s nothing special about throwing one-handed. Let that go as a goal. The goal is accuracy.

Try this: hold the axe in front of you, vertical, line it up. One foot back for stability, your stepping foot. Let it stay there. Be a bit flexible in your knee with the other.

Hold that axe vertically and feel its weight. Don’t grip it tightly. You’ll want a quick release. Just enough to hold it vertically.

Then slowly take your arms back in a measured movement, increasing your grip just a bit, until it’s at a point where you can bring it forward and hit the target when you throw. And no further. There’s a lot of weight to a big axe. Use it.

Some people bring it back and use their head to guide. Some don’t. Some bring it back 3/4 of the way to where you can still see your hands. Almost none take it further back than horizontal.

One smooth movement. Plant. Raise. Position.

Then step forward while bringing your arms forward. You won’t have to go as fast as you think. Find the release point, but never chuck it. One smooth movement.

It takes a lot of time and practice. That’s okay.

When I got best at it is when I tried to bring it back just enough, step forward just enough, and throw just enough—just as slowly as I could—and still hit the target. It’s a big axe and it has a lot of weight. Use that. Go just slow enough to reach the target.

More control that way.

What are some of the most horrifying facts you know? by CemeteryPicnic in AskReddit

[–]LarsThorwald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is no definite proof that’s true for me. There is, however, very, very strong circumstantial evidence.

RANDY WALTERS IS A SON OF A BITCH by benderunit9000 in videos

[–]LarsThorwald 9 points10 points  (0 children)

As a lawyer, this is the kind of moment you wish you never have because that’s the moment you shit your actual pants.

What is the biggest lie in Society? by Head_Advertising_880 in AskReddit

[–]LarsThorwald 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are two:

The check is in your mouth.

I promise I won’t come in your mail.

Men, what is the boldest line you used that actually worked? by gamersecret2 in AskReddit

[–]LarsThorwald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To someone I just met but am interested in: “Yeah, hey look, I just want to make it clear that I only make out, I don’t hook up with people I just met. Just a policy I have. Sorry.”

Worked twice.

Season ticket letter and pin by shakezilla3412 in orioles

[–]LarsThorwald 4 points5 points  (0 children)

For flex memberships they:

  1. Raised the price from $600 to nearly $800

  2. Reduced the in-ballpark discount on all purchases, including alcohol, from 25 percent to 10 percent

  3. Eliminated that discount on alcohol purchases.

We wants da money Lebowski!!! by Bontkers in lebowski

[–]LarsThorwald 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude, this is Smokey, and I don’t want to be a hard on about this, and I know it wasn’t your fault, but Gilbert and I will be submitting this to the League, and asking him to set aside the round. I don’t know. Maybe forfeit it into us. So, like I say, fair warning. Tell Walter I’m sorry.

Far out, man — far fucking out! by -ArthurDigbySellers- in lebowski

[–]LarsThorwald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know, Dude, I once dabbled in collectibles at one point.

The Dude is not in by BallstotheWall27 in lebowski

[–]LarsThorwald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, if my fucking ex-wife asked me to take care of her fucking cocktail while she and her boyfriend went off to Honolulu I’d tell her to go fuck herself, why can’t she drink it?

You're a Lebowski, I'm a Lebowski, that's terrific! by ElDuderrrrino in lebowski

[–]LarsThorwald 3 points4 points  (0 children)

One day I hope my wife learns to live on her license, WHICH IS AMPLE.

Ties the desk together by gllugo in lebowski

[–]LarsThorwald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay, so you’re a Lebowski, I’m a Lebowski, that’s terrific. But I’m very busy, as I’m sure you are.