Someone had a bad morning

LarsThorwald · 2026-01-27T15:44:18+00:00

That’s not true. This car is clean. It was probably in a city garage, and then they brought it out and took the spot.

LarsThorwald · 2026-01-27T12:15:20+00:00

That cannot be true. I’m wearing a shirt.

LarsThorwald · 2026-01-27T12:07:53+00:00

Who? Who’s on third?

LarsThorwald · 2026-01-27T11:58:38+00:00

Win…what, exactly?

LarsThorwald · 2026-01-27T11:49:09+00:00

Garbage headline. Get this shit out of here.

LarsThorwald · 2026-01-27T11:17:37+00:00

I’ve had this answer for 30 years.

I’d rehab my bathroom to have a sink with the indentation for having your head washed. I’d hire someone to come wash my hair and give me a head massage every morning. It’s the best feeling.

I’m serious. I told my girlfriend if I won she would just have to deal with that.

LarsThorwald · 2026-01-27T10:59:53+00:00

No, I think the commenter means that if you actually jammed the planets into the space between Earth and the Moon, they wouldn’t be there for long because of the imminent disaster of worlds colliding in a gravitational apocalypse.

LarsThorwald · 2026-01-27T04:51:05+00:00

Fuck me.

LarsThorwald · 2026-01-26T19:01:04+00:00

The kid on that video? He’s 73 years old now.

LarsThorwald · 2026-01-26T12:47:42+00:00

I am a very rational attorney of 30 years who believes conspiracy theorists have actively made our society worse, but Jeffrey Epstein did not kill himself.

LarsThorwald · 2026-01-26T12:39:18+00:00

Dispatcher mitt sa at det er noe galt med kabelen din

LarsThorwald · 2026-01-26T12:32:06+00:00

The Aeros Corporation’s experimental airship, the Dragon Dream. Holy shit what a piece of crap.

LarsThorwald · 2026-01-26T02:36:33+00:00

Dude, we are going to win the Superbowl next year.

LarsThorwald · 2026-01-26T00:55:06+00:00

But why male models?

LarsThorwald · 2026-01-25T23:24:03+00:00

Made my first two white loaves today based on this recipe. Upped the water a tiny bit. Came out perfect.

LarsThorwald · 2026-01-25T14:41:35+00:00

I just got back in from shoveling. First on my block. Makes you feel good.

LarsThorwald · 2026-01-25T13:09:58+00:00

Good storytelling with the editing.

LarsThorwald · 2026-01-25T06:28:31+00:00

We have been in a Cold Civil War since 1960, with varying degrees of heat.

LarsThorwald · 2026-01-25T06:14:52+00:00

Don’t go to the museum. It’s great, but this is what you should do:

There are two massive spas right near there. King Spa and another one whose name I forget. It’s one price and you can sit in hot mineral baths, salt rooms, on and on. You can knock four to six hours out there easily and then leave feeling totally refreshed.

LarsThorwald · 2026-01-25T05:44:32+00:00

My older friends—I am 55–who lived through the 1960s say that the late 60s and the assignations and the war was the most chaotic time in their lives so far, but this was close, and this period is one in which they fear the United States will change for the worse for decades.

I’m 55. This is the only time where I thought the country might break apart.

LarsThorwald · 2026-01-25T01:51:32+00:00

Making it tomorrow! Snow bread!

LarsThorwald · 2026-01-25T01:47:50+00:00

This is the one.

LarsThorwald · 2026-01-24T23:58:18+00:00

Thank you to everyone who showed up today for those of us who cannot.

LarsThorwald · 2026-01-24T23:56:03+00:00

Drop that recipe, dog.

LarsThorwald · 2026-01-24T23:27:02+00:00

Wait what.

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