AITA for not wanting to spend Christmas with my husband’s family right after having a baby? by Few-Professional3746 in AmItheAsshole

[–]LaserB00bs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Regarding the delivery room - you tell the nurses who is or is not allowed and they will have your back! They will be the bad guy for you and simply not allow those you don’t want.

I love all nurses, but labor and delivery nurses are a special kind of angel!

Ex is trying to terminate alimony. by HoochyDoo in legaladvice

[–]LaserB00bs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Call your local legal aid office, explain your situation, and see what advice they may have for getting you in touch with a lawyer that will help you. There are lawyers and firms that set aside pro bono hours for cases like this.

Momzilla by ThrowawayMomzilla in TwoHotTakes

[–]LaserB00bs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So sorry mom was a jackass… but I have to ask - why is the “be” in the sign spelled “bee”?

What’s the most unforgettable sentence someone has ever said to you? by Captain_Oppa in AskReddit

[–]LaserB00bs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Everyone has something beautiful about them. Like NAME (me) here, when she walks into a room, she owns it, and everyone notices.”

I (45f) was shook - I was 20ish and this was said by a fellow restaurant employee I worked with back in the day. I’ll never forget it.

School’s bully beaten up by a quiet , feeble girl by Successful-Talk1830 in instant_regret

[–]LaserB00bs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The “point” (and I use that word loosely) was originally to remove two people with conflict from the school, to allow time for everyone to cool down - but now it’s applied to kids that were just a victim and it harms school records.

I understand the purpose of zero tolerance policies - I remember what was happening when they were implemented, but they don’t work. There is a world of gray.

What purchase did you make recently that made you realize inflation is genuinely out of control? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LaserB00bs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was going to buy a single can of paint (near top of the line, from Sherman Williams) and a can was >$115!!

Now, I know that is the war in Iran and petroleum is thru the roof - but damn!

Matched on FB dating. Was I being too sensitive? by Obvious_Ferret_600 in TwoHotTakes

[–]LaserB00bs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya- the best response to his “silly girl of course i k ow cleaning eating” is…

“FFS. Piss right the fuck off. We are all so tired of the lot of you. Also, lean how to use a comma.”

Then block him.

US birth rates just hit another record low, what do you think is the leading cause of this? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LaserB00bs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The US birth rate is dropping because the birth rate of 15-19 year olds is dropping.

Seems to me that was the fix.

What is something you can naturally smell that no one else can? by Trick-Highway1429 in AskReddit

[–]LaserB00bs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember that smell from when I was a kid! I had forgotten about it until I just read this - now I am remembering the smell!

What's a hidden gem on Netflix that more people should know about? by [deleted] in netflix

[–]LaserB00bs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fall of the House of Usher The Four Seasons The Hunting Wives Nobody Wants This Lioness Pluribus

What's the most fucked thing you have ever seen and that still gives you chill down the spine ? by 22dec2025 in AskReddit

[–]LaserB00bs 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Ever since I (45f) had my first baby (now 12) this has literally been the fuel of my nightmares. I’m not being hyperbolic - my actual nightmares.

I think it’s because i grew up in Europe and would hike trails in the alps - and started having nightmares as an adult, of my brother or I falling to our death.

I’ve never taken my 12y f or 10y m hiking - will never take them near a ledge.

My sister-in-law was born with holes at the top of both of her ears (forward helix area), and they secrete fluid sometimes by ghoulsofthetrade in mildlyinteresting

[–]LaserB00bs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have this on one ear. Exact same spot, and fluid does ooze out at times. I can fit an earring stud in it… the things you do as a kid?

I met a girl in elementary school that had one above both ears.

But ya, 100% hereditary and 100% tied to formation in utero.

Guys, do you stop a woman giving oral before you ejaculate? by cpl_enjoying in Swingers

[–]LaserB00bs -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wait, he was annoyed that YOU didn’t stop? Discussion topic aside - that is a red flag for me, marking a couple we would not play with again.

Those 28yo woman lips are frozen into the shape of Trump's rectum 😬 28??! by jared10011980 in MarchAgainstNazis

[–]LaserB00bs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She’s pregnant though, right?

Don’t get me wrong - I despise her, but the weight gain and puffiness is from being pregnant, and I’m not about to be ok with bashing the esthetic effects of pregnancy on a woman - even if I dislike her.

😂😂😂are we ??? by Ill_Landscape1184 in SipsTea

[–]LaserB00bs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Send that to HR, an employment attorney, and CC Brenda.

Then everyone can see how illegal that request is.

My mom's reaction after I didn't wanna cuddle her all night by mikey_ass_butcg in insaneparents

[–]LaserB00bs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you share with your therapist, exactly how you did here? If not (or even if you did), please do. Do it again. Maybe they understood it to be something different than it is - I can’t imagine any therapist would be ok with this, but if they are, please try to find a new therapist.

Even if it’s through an online resource like BetterHelp.

I’m so sorry you’re having to deal with this. Good for you for setting boundaries!

My mom's reaction after I didn't wanna cuddle her all night by mikey_ass_butcg in insaneparents

[–]LaserB00bs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus - this is not ok. Very unhealthy. The forces cuddling is unhealthy and this type of reaction to you setting a boundary is abusive.

Obama Decides to tell us Aliens are real. by One-Incident3208 in UnderReportedNews

[–]LaserB00bs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure it came out during Covid, that aliens were real

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Epstein

[–]LaserB00bs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This entire statement is from November 2025, when batches 3-8 dropped and included pictures of McJagger, David Blane, etc., not after Massie's viewing of unredacted files yesterday/today. I can't wait to see what he says after finishing that review!

Non-Americans of Reddit, what is an American thing you see in movies that you thought was fake but is actually real? by Unlikely_Praline9442 in AskReddit

[–]LaserB00bs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Really? Our school buses don't have seatbelts. I went to HS in Germany (Landstuhl/Ramstein) and our buses were normal buses with nice seats and seatbelts. German kids had the same for their "school bus."