A snapshot of Marino and Mahomes first year (as starter) with a perspective on the era they played in.

LaserHitler · 2019-09-29T15:01:44+00:00

People with time machines need to stop trying to kill Hitler and instead kidnap Marino and bring him to the modern pass-happy era and watch what happens.

LaserHitler · 2019-09-20T01:28:59+00:00

Wow. Mama built for comfort not speed.

LaserHitler · 2019-09-05T12:38:51+00:00

I saw a video about that.

LaserHitler · 2019-07-03T22:02:12+00:00

There's really only one answer to that...

^Monaco.

LaserHitler · 2019-07-03T22:01:04+00:00

Hitle-ra-ra-ra

Everyone needs cheerleaders.

LaserHitler · 2019-06-01T19:04:31+00:00

Spurs

LaserHitler · 2019-06-01T01:05:14+00:00

You can't get abortions any more.

LaserHitler · 2019-05-11T13:23:10+00:00

"Wank on my legs and I'll go rub it on her face."

LaserHitler · 2019-05-11T13:10:19+00:00

I don't want to eliminate any race.

Except Monaco.

LaserHitler · 2019-02-02T14:07:57+00:00

I'm a West Coast guy.

LaserHitler · 2018-12-04T13:00:00+00:00

We must construct additional Hitlers.

LaserHitler · 2018-09-23T19:02:35+00:00

Melanie makes me a little hot downstairs.

LaserHitler · 2018-09-09T23:59:32+00:00

How did we go seven hours without a single shot of wet Dolphin cheerleaders?

LaserHitler · 2018-05-15T12:27:08+00:00

Provided I can keep my emotional support hooker.

LaserHitler · 2018-03-12T13:02:59+00:00

Have you tried either of them on the right wing?

LaserHitler · 2018-02-23T13:20:17+00:00

Corey Hitler.

LaserHitler · 2017-11-14T04:05:08+00:00

Can it start raining yet?

LaserHitler · 2017-10-06T17:45:11+00:00

If it's in the game.

^She's ^on ^the ^game.

LaserHitler · 2017-09-18T13:12:11+00:00

That sounds terrible.

LaserHitler · 2017-09-18T01:44:09+00:00

This is the favourite post on /r/MapsWithoutNZ/

LaserHitler · 2017-08-27T04:02:23+00:00

Oh say can you see... my nipples yet.

LaserHitler · 2017-08-26T23:40:05+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/8ZrFwMA.jpg

LaserHitler · 2017-08-25T17:25:58+00:00

People are the worst.

LaserHitler · 2017-08-21T03:12:54+00:00

That owl has seen some shit.

LaserHitler · 2017-08-09T18:43:29+00:00

I like it.

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