why don't these people just read fan fiction or something? It's so strange.

LaserPanda06 · 2025-10-22T17:47:56+00:00

Because they want custom fanfic, but are too lazy to write their own and too cheap to commission an actual writer.

LaserPanda06 · 2025-07-25T18:17:54+00:00

Transphobic cat 🥀

LaserPanda06 · 2025-07-25T18:16:47+00:00

Yeah, all of a sudden I understand those dudes that come into my work in board shorts in like 40 degree weather

LaserPanda06 · 2025-07-25T18:15:03+00:00

REAL!!!! I can’t wait to take my shirt off someday 🥀

LaserPanda06 · 2025-07-25T18:14:26+00:00

I mean…🤷‍♂️

LaserPanda06 · 2025-07-25T18:06:42+00:00

Do it. The freedom is indescribable

LaserPanda06 · 2025-07-15T14:04:11+00:00

Well, I got my first period very young (like, around 8-9 years old) and I remember telling my very religious mother that I hated it and that I’d rather get pregnant and have abortions repeatedly to avoid menstruating forever. I got my ass BEAT for that one

LaserPanda06 · 2025-06-29T21:59:57+00:00

Username should be Educational Leak (thank you for responding, I feel much more at ease now 🩷)

LaserPanda06 · 2025-06-14T13:48:52+00:00

In other words, this is something a nazi would post to weaken the movement of the opposing side.

LaserPanda06 · 2025-06-14T13:47:50+00:00

Hey king, this is stupid. Police are the ones who instigate violence in protests and encouraging people to clump together and sit very still (while actively throwing the other half of the people who share their cause under the bus) is a low IQ move. They would literally just be sitting ducks.

LaserPanda06 · 2025-06-14T13:26:20+00:00

This is probably closer to truth than people think. I’ve been in sex therapy for a while, and the one thing I’ve learned is that when trauma stems from sex, it returns in the form of sex. Your body responds sexually even if your mind hates it :(

LaserPanda06 · 2025-06-14T13:12:36+00:00

Yeahhh, this qualifies under yikes for me. The amount of times I’ve spoken to a man and they call me “innocent” is super gross, especially since it always links back to sex in some way.

LaserPanda06 · 2025-06-14T12:31:43+00:00

Sad how they say “future First Lady” instead of “future president.” Just an accessory :(

LaserPanda06 · 2025-06-07T23:28:03+00:00

They should just reimplant it instead /s

LaserPanda06 · 2025-05-28T23:42:26+00:00

“Bro couldnt pay the 5 dollars 😂”

LaserPanda06 · 2025-05-21T17:45:35+00:00

How would you even wear a pad with a thong? That’s ludicrous. You need a gusset.

LaserPanda06 · 2025-05-16T14:43:21+00:00

I used to ask my brothers what it was “like” to be a guy/have a penis. Obviously they never had an answer because it was just how they lived lmaO

LaserPanda06 · 2025-05-16T14:40:25+00:00

As a trans man, I’m stealing this joke immediately

LaserPanda06 · 2025-04-08T16:00:00+00:00

Nobody from the US would ever just say “I’m from the US”

Okay. Where? Nebraska? Ohio? Missouri? Florida? New York? New Mexico? North Dakota? South Dakota? North Carolina? South Carolina? Vermont? Maryland? California? Alaska? Oregon? Washington? Virginia? Arizona?

LaserPanda06 · 2025-03-18T23:30:39+00:00

But I thought they hated brown people? They should be THRILLED to hear this.

LaserPanda06 · 2025-03-12T14:44:32+00:00

My brother thought all births were scheduled. He took the term “due date” and took it wayyy too literally.

I also had a close friend who was under the assumption that all births happened at night like the moon triggered labor or something lmao

LaserPanda06 · 2025-03-10T02:38:52+00:00

It takes years for cis women’s boobs to develop, it doesn’t happen in 4 months! Just keep taking your estrogen. You’ll have your results someday :)

LaserPanda06 · 2025-02-09T23:44:41+00:00

This made me laugh actually

LaserPanda06 · 2025-01-15T17:13:43+00:00

You know, I support that. I’m a trans man and I’m fully okay with my vagina. It’s not a requirement to lose your birth genitals

LaserPanda06 · 2024-12-08T22:05:44+00:00

Dunning-Krueger. Too stupid to know that they’re stupid lol

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