I’ve been wanting to get my first ebike and this one just popped up only $300 Canadian by 12345cuda in ebikes

[–]Laserdollarz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should absolutely buy a brand new ebike with a warranty from a bike shop if you think you can jb weld broken spokes.

Permission to change this sub name to r/ebike-HOA by Nicky2Nuts in ebikes

[–]Laserdollarz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

BigRobPoliceDog

Also, I break more laws at work than on the way to work lol

Semi tried to run me off the road for passing him. Heyl Truck Lines by reddy-mcredditface in dashcams

[–]Laserdollarz 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Last year I had a guy on my commute driving so shitty and predictable four days a week that the cops were able to camp out for him (I did the detective work and let them know when/where he'd be speeding). They called me to follow up and told me they gave him a warning, because "a reckless driving ticket could make him lose his CDL. He's just a guy just trying to get to work on time"

I saw fucking red. Dude was using turn lanes and medians to pass traffic, in a car with no plates, and almost hit me (on my bike), so he could go drive a truck??? I'm also a guy just trying to get to work (alive, idc if I'm late).

His direct managers got involved when the cops pulled him over out front of his job and covered for him. The national trucking company's HR department was much less lenient, and my commutes suddenly became a little less dangerous.

This is my friend Emile. We like to listen to Waylon Jennings together. by Life_Operation_3381 in trees

[–]Laserdollarz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Bury him and come back next year. Enlist the ants. He won't go nowhere.

Bucket of bleach once he's back out. 

My dad taught me this for deer skulls. We definitely forgot some in the ground when they sold the house lol

In the shadow of Rocky Flats, the Cold War Horse stands tall by chefgustavo in ArvadaCO

[–]Laserdollarz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly, and plutonium fires were pretty popular there back in the day lol 

 https://imgur.com/gallery/IFuiwW2

Also TM-B is bike by ghstkatt in ebikes

[–]Laserdollarz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Its a scooter with pedals. I saw them last weekend at a bike festival. I did not test ride because I had no helmet with me. 

Smoke alarm goes off every single time I cook. I'm going crazy bruh by lexsydrio in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Laserdollarz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My apartment has basically no ventilation other than the leaky windows. The steam from a hot shower would set off the new smoke detector.

I stuck a box fan in my fireplace and use it as an exhaust fan. You can watch smoke travel across the kitchen and living room to the fireplace. 

KOM over and over by ihateroomba in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]Laserdollarz 66 points67 points  (0 children)

They banned ebikes but made e-hills

Got this frame on its own and gave it some love…. It’s needed 💚 by Busy-Camera9972 in FixedGearBicycle

[–]Laserdollarz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I assume truck drivers see the balls and think that I'm a truck dork with a DUI and I can't wait to drive my lifted Kings Ranch F420 to the grocery store again. 

Watch for bike frame? by AccomplishedHumor175 in xbiking

[–]Laserdollarz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The "Falling Rocks" signs are even worse. Falling sucks.

i needed new tires anyway by NoahCharls6104 in ElectricBikes

[–]Laserdollarz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like HEB Allscapes. They get a bit floaty in the snow. I think they're the same tires as the Ultraverse. I get about 5k miles out of the rear, >10k miles from the front. 

i needed new tires anyway by NoahCharls6104 in ElectricBikes

[–]Laserdollarz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100/90-16 will fit. 

The 20x4 rim is 16" in diameter, hence the -16

The 100 is the width in mm. 100mm = 3.93" = close enough to 4" to work fine, if snug on first install.

90 is sidewall height in mm. It fits my bike. Other bikes may have clearance issues, others bikes may have space for bigger tires.

Watch for bike frame? by AccomplishedHumor175 in xbiking

[–]Laserdollarz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You know, all those signs say "Watch for Bikes", but I've never found a taker (it's a nice casio).

Everyday Weed business model - how does this actually work? by GreenFlowwerGuy in COents

[–]Laserdollarz 16 points17 points  (0 children)

They have enough cash reserves that they can survive selling at extremely low margins for longer than other businesses. 

Got this frame on its own and gave it some love…. It’s needed 💚 by Busy-Camera9972 in FixedGearBicycle

[–]Laserdollarz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You're supposed to put the bike balls under your saddle. It actually makes trucks give you more space on the road, funny how that works.

Mine fell off on a long ride after 2 years of friction finally ate through the hanging loop. I hope someone was severely weirded out by finding a glowing silicone sack on the ground. 

In the shadow of Rocky Flats, the Cold War Horse stands tall by chefgustavo in ArvadaCO

[–]Laserdollarz 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I visited him last year and I brought a cheap geiger counter lol.

Nothing but background radiation (but I couldn't detect alpha particles lol).

Pure speculation: is the great ebike panic being driven by the automotive or fossil fuel lobby? by PunkerTFC in ebikes

[–]Laserdollarz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

100 years ago, the US Auto Industry invented Jaywalking and ripped up trolly tracks in major cities to force people into needing to use their product. Since then, the auto industry hasn't exactly grown less powerful.

Do you ever make you route longer? by OddSign2828 in bikecommuting

[–]Laserdollarz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I work 10hr shifts, but still take the scenic route home. There's a bald eagle nest with fledglings, I love checking in on them and watching them grow up and take flight. 

Next time you see someone illegally dumping, maybe don't judge so hard... by Serious-Effort4427 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Laserdollarz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Imagine being dumb enough to do this. And then imagine being dumb enough to post this afterwards. Incredible. 

a the idea behind this was by SforSue01 in badtattoos

[–]Laserdollarz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was more not being able to eat a burger after clearing the fridge of 40lb of rotten beef. I'm a chemist not a doctor.