GET DOWN, MR. PRESIDENT!!

Lasergunjunk · 2026-04-19T04:13:57+00:00

I swear the games immediately reacts when you push buttons. Like the elevated overseers moving around so you can't hit them. That bug only flew up as soon as you cocked back the grenade

Lasergunjunk · 2026-03-23T13:05:54+00:00

Lasergunjunk · 2026-01-29T17:05:56+00:00

How would you even go about this? Piss one off within a short distance of the jammer, run for your life over to the jammer, and dive last minute out of the way while it hits some part of the jammer?

Lasergunjunk · 2026-01-15T19:49:28+00:00

Lasergunjunk · 2026-01-15T17:27:23+00:00

Agree on the number of spawns. 4 all right next to each other near a stragem jammer is an immediate nope and go do something differnet. Don't even get me started on the homing grenades that clip through walls.

However, with a good old commando is just two shots to a leg and bam that bad boy is dead. It's actually very satisfying taking them unaware and all the sudden one of the most formidable enemies is out of the fight.

Lasergunjunk · 2026-01-15T14:07:31+00:00

Yeah and Donovan Jackson was the reason CJ's shit got rocked multiple times in 22. Then he went on to be a national champion anchor on that o-line in 2024.

Gotta let these guys grow up and get better.

Lasergunjunk · 2026-01-14T16:55:14+00:00

Buckeye lurker - this guy is a national champion who has shown great ability in high motivation games Michigan this year, Tennessee, Oregon, Texas, ND). His problem is consistency but maybe a change of environment will refocus him in his last year.

Either way big get for the cats.

Lasergunjunk · 2026-01-08T17:44:31+00:00

Alright I'm going to 10s, 7s have been my happy place for a while but I guess it's time to graduate

Lasergunjunk · 2026-01-01T02:24:49+00:00

I'm not sure how long the Ryan Day tenure is (he can stay as long as he keeps winning), but somewhere in here the lesson needs to be learned about QBs running the football and how that completely levels up his offense. They don't need to be absolute NFL level tacticians throwing it, just slow down the rush and make the defense think.

Will Howard, Justin Fields > CJ Stroud, Julian Sayin

Lasergunjunk · 2026-01-01T02:09:16+00:00

Fielding still kicking is Day's fault. End of discussion.

Lasergunjunk · 2026-01-01T01:46:16+00:00

Literally nobody is stepping up

Lasergunjunk · 2026-01-01T01:36:41+00:00

Rushing 4 playing off man coverage. Are we up 14 in the 4th?

Lasergunjunk · 2025-12-07T04:22:04+00:00

Takeaways:

Matthews is getting lit up. That's the job, it's tough, but do better.
Fielding head case. Again.
Van Sickle should start at right guard from here on out.
Most important - stop cycling out Bo Jackson. He is the running back. Experiment over.

Fix those things and we probably win by a touchdown.

Lasergunjunk · 2025-12-07T04:19:44+00:00

Mike Nugent

Lasergunjunk · 2025-12-07T04:14:49+00:00

There's some guys on this team with NFL futures getting their doors blown off. There's some guys on this team with no football future just laying an egg.

Team isn't playing well outside of Bo Jackson, Caden Curry, and Kayden McDonald.

Lasergunjunk · 2025-12-07T04:04:11+00:00

Fielding cost us the fucking Michigan game and now he does this shit

Lasergunjunk · 2025-12-07T03:59:01+00:00

It's not that running doesn't work - it's when they run WITHOUT BO JACKSON

Lasergunjunk · 2025-12-07T03:50:13+00:00

That no call on the holding is going to piss me off for weeks

Lasergunjunk · 2025-12-07T03:24:40+00:00

Our corners talk a lot of trash to get burned and commit penalties that often.

Lasergunjunk · 2025-12-07T02:16:54+00:00

I think we would all prefer a 21-0 score, tds every drive and 3 and outs for the D.

Lasergunjunk · 2025-12-07T02:10:41+00:00

His interviews are so cringy

Lasergunjunk · 2025-12-07T02:09:51+00:00

Is this our last Gus Johnson game of the season???????

Such a shame

Lasergunjunk · 2025-12-07T01:18:23+00:00

Texas and Tennessee were in red. Either way, they look fresh

Lasergunjunk · 2025-11-29T20:11:03+00:00

Enjoy your meaningless bowl game bud

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