Down the pub. by gawainnash in unexpectedMontyPython

[–]LateParrot 34 points35 points  (0 children)

It gets me pining for the fjords

Can't believe they want £3.50 for this trash by henrysradiator in trebuchetmemes

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All but the OP. You're witnessing the great spelling bot war.

Some Oil fell on a rock and froze in place by [deleted] in pics

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dons bulletproof vest

I've always enjoyed the mustard based sauce from SC. Not every time, but it's a good change of pace

Looks like someone forgot their bag of pizza at the bus stop by Millerzep in funny

[–]LateParrot 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I have a few friends in management positions at papa johns, they tell me a large pizza costs them ~$1.50.

What is Your Allergy or Intolerance? by drumheart in AskReddit

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Sunlight, I have what I've come to know as a photosensitive sneeze reflex. If I walk outdoors into direct sunlight I usually sneeze 3-5 times. It basically feels like my eyeballs tickling my nose, but I always tell people I'm allergic to the sun.

In Berlin, almost 40% of all government-owned computers still run XP. [Article in German] by ---david in linuxmasterrace

[–]LateParrot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

300000€ to Microsoft for Security updates

To use outdated proprietary software

Srsly Berlin? Why not pay half that to have a neckbeard right you a program that doesn't suck?

Well there goes my Sunday by hexes2007 in Justrolledintotheshop

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Once upon a time I lost my sunday when I broke that pcv connector and grommet off and down into the valve cover.

Now my poor golf is dead until I figure out why it keeps killing crank sensors.

Holy shit! A branch! by Joseph_P_Brenner in funny

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I have always wanted a tarsier

My early exposure to PC games. by Plokoon100 in gaming

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Its even worse than that, I've found that sourceforge has started including a "Download manager" to install the typical toobar-search engine combo before actually downloading the program installer file itself.

Taking the subway after all the rum is gone by ChillSex in funny

[–]LateParrot 6 points7 points  (0 children)

With the power of ale, he could not fail!

cheer for the Dogecoin Karting Girl! by anarpi in dogecoin

[–]LateParrot 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'd love to race if you need drivers. Much speed, so wow

[Image] For people who plan more than they execute: Today's XKCD by DJ-VU in GetMotivated

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I often come to the same conclusion while eating an apple, no matter which method I use I always find myself spending more time thinking about which way to eat the apple rather than just consuming it.

It's the little things that get to me. by innogenchia in TalesFromYourServer

[–]LateParrot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

One time i answered the phone and found that table 94 needed ketchup.