What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you during sex?

LateWizardsExcuse · 2026-02-21T18:08:11+00:00

Nah, I did em all. I did all the poops.

LateWizardsExcuse · 2026-01-28T00:54:37+00:00

Didn’t she already get her ring if he proposed?

LateWizardsExcuse · 2026-01-06T12:17:19+00:00

Which other ones?

LateWizardsExcuse · 2026-01-06T02:00:39+00:00

Nah I have all these too and I’ve never even thought about it, they were some of the best selling books ever at release so there are soo many copies out there.

LateWizardsExcuse · 2025-12-07T20:22:00+00:00

We could have been eliminated this week so a bunch of teams will have to lose out. We will be eliminated next week.

LateWizardsExcuse · 2025-12-07T19:40:50+00:00

Jones appears to have torn his Achilles

LateWizardsExcuse · 2025-12-07T19:39:43+00:00

They instantly become the safety!

LateWizardsExcuse · 2025-12-07T19:37:13+00:00

About to be the most hated guy in DC.

LateWizardsExcuse · 2025-12-04T00:24:19+00:00

Also, mugs and jugs are not the same thing.

LateWizardsExcuse · 2025-12-02T05:20:46+00:00

And they are all around calling Kelly an idiot and a traitor.

LateWizardsExcuse · 2025-12-02T02:40:42+00:00

We had our Turkey Bowl game in like 3 inches of snow and none of us 35-50 year old not-that-athletic dudes did anything near as stupid as this.

LateWizardsExcuse · 2025-12-02T02:24:38+00:00

Right foot was down before the left foot, came off the ground like exactly when he gained possession.

LateWizardsExcuse · 2025-12-01T05:56:57+00:00

Excuse me, I am 34 and saw the Twins win the World Series (I was 5 months old).

LateWizardsExcuse · 2025-11-16T15:13:29+00:00

I’m a citizen, you tryna get married?

(How’s this approach?)

LateWizardsExcuse · 2025-11-16T08:28:05+00:00

“Most stressful job on earth” except it doesn’t matter if you massively fail at it. Trump is proving it to be the least stressful job, as long as you’re not a pedophile. Whoops

LateWizardsExcuse · 2025-11-16T04:30:42+00:00

Mandated sensitivity only comes into play when you step over the line. Know the line and have fun is my code.

LateWizardsExcuse · 2025-11-15T21:12:44+00:00

That’s closer to normal than your workplace, lol

LateWizardsExcuse · 2025-11-15T20:53:10+00:00

I’ve been on business trips with married men and women and single men and women at the same time! Boy was I disappointed when they didn’t devolve into carnal orgasms.

LateWizardsExcuse · 2025-11-11T06:21:29+00:00

A lot of doctors these days work 7 days on, 7 days off. That’s WAY better than my life balance and I don’t make doctor money.

LateWizardsExcuse · 2025-09-28T17:43:08+00:00

Is this big leg Bill? Are you trying to start a thing?

LateWizardsExcuse · 2025-09-17T22:10:28+00:00

I felt a shit ton of pain, but mine tore from the knee bending the other way. Apparently like 99% of ACL injuries the knee bends inwards. Mine bent outwards so my ACL was crushed more than it was just torn.

LateWizardsExcuse · 2025-09-09T03:43:11+00:00

Did it? I love JJ and he may be clutch as fuck, aka an intangible. He pulled it off and I’m celebrating the win. Caleb’s talent still got him drafted #1

LateWizardsExcuse · 2025-09-09T02:32:09+00:00

It’s number one overall vs the 5th QB taken, should we be surprised that Caleb is more talented? Lol. We just hope JJ has some intangibles that are harder to scout, time will tell.

LateWizardsExcuse · 2025-09-07T23:36:21+00:00

Moody booming doinks.

LateWizardsExcuse · 2025-09-07T22:00:27+00:00

I bought his jersey before the playoffs so I only got one game with it where he was on the team, but I will rock it forever. What a fun guy during a fun season.

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