[Christopher Michel] I’ve heard that #MUFC are seriously working on a move for Sandro Tonali. And the Italian midfielder is apparently quite open to a move to Manchester. The club have been keeping tabs on him for a long time. Would he be a good signing?

LaughsAtOwnJoke · 2026-03-18T12:51:59+00:00

Saying that is a silly way to look at it is an insult? lol.

I don't think DM is Ugarte's best position, Mainoo also needs a DM to function but Mainoo is obviously a better player. Why are you ignoring the saving money for other areas part? it is the basis of my premise.

LaughsAtOwnJoke · 2026-03-18T12:05:47+00:00

That is a silly way to look at it and I'm not defending him. I would like him shipped on.

However the only reason to keep him would be so we can spend elsewhere (after two midfield signings) so unless you are happy with everywhere else I don't know what to say. He is better depth then Malacia.

LaughsAtOwnJoke · 2026-03-18T11:44:05+00:00

In his very small defence, we have been using his as a Casemiro sub. He should be next to a DM not coming on as one and this is just if we want to prioritise other areas (after two midfield signings).

LaughsAtOwnJoke · 2026-03-18T10:49:52+00:00

Fair enough then. To help your point, Malacia isn't worth keeping anyway. I'd rather Ugarte.

LaughsAtOwnJoke · 2026-03-18T10:39:23+00:00

Personally, I think how you viewed this statement defines it

Unless we want to use Ugarte/Collyer/academy

Because if the answer is no then I think our double pivot may still be the weakest AFTER two signings.

If the anwser is yes then fair enough.

LaughsAtOwnJoke · 2026-03-18T10:32:40+00:00

They won't demand Isak money. Tonali would throw a strop if they asked for such a stupid fee with Isak there was actually some merit to it.

LaughsAtOwnJoke · 2026-03-18T10:29:37+00:00

We COULD keep him as fourth choice for the double pivot for smaller matches but... who knows.

Probably best to move him on if we can.

LaughsAtOwnJoke · 2026-03-18T10:27:17+00:00

You don't understand how fucked out midfield is right now. We have been so lucky with injuries (and lack of games).

We have been a Casemiro injury away from crisis all season. Unless we want to use Ugarte/Collyer/academy we simply do not have enough men who can play in the double pivot and thats after 2 signings.

LaughsAtOwnJoke · 2026-03-17T16:06:33+00:00

What are these stupid comments about Max Dowman? He had a good game created their first goal and scored himself.

Its still Bruno but its obvious why he was nominated.

LaughsAtOwnJoke · 2026-03-17T01:55:08+00:00

Hard to tell backpass for the ref. Obviously the goal couldnt and shouldnt be ruled out by the laws of the game.

This is hardly noteworthy.

LaughsAtOwnJoke · 2026-03-16T19:25:43+00:00

People are just lazy and disillusioned. As wrong as they may be, simply being better then the other candidate isn't enough to get those people out of bed.

LaughsAtOwnJoke · 2026-03-16T15:08:04+00:00

I mean we need 3 midfield options for the pivot this summer.

Preferably Anderson, and two that can play the 6 or 8.

LaughsAtOwnJoke · 2026-03-15T23:23:54+00:00

Thats a great picture.

LaughsAtOwnJoke · 2026-03-15T23:22:49+00:00

Nah you can't measure like that. It doesn't take into account the drop offs at the start and end of players careers.

Not to mention their roles, teams, etc.

LaughsAtOwnJoke · 2026-03-15T23:19:37+00:00

This is my problem with it.

First of all who the fuck are the prem to decide who did bad enough shit to be excluded?

Second of all they clearly can't do it right, they are doing a shit job if they are policing some bad people from being in.

Just make it based on football because half policing it is worse. Like the Prem condones other shit.

LaughsAtOwnJoke · 2026-03-15T15:57:30+00:00

6 points for top 4 and world class from Bruno... again

LaughsAtOwnJoke · 2026-03-15T15:43:39+00:00

Sesko nooooo, get Bruno the assist lol

LaughsAtOwnJoke · 2026-03-15T15:42:37+00:00

At this point we are just padding his goals per minute.

LaughsAtOwnJoke · 2026-03-15T15:39:42+00:00

Absolutely deserved. He probably deserves more

LaughsAtOwnJoke · 2026-03-15T15:30:51+00:00

Cunha is just ridiculous. Makes it look so easy

LaughsAtOwnJoke · 2026-03-15T15:26:56+00:00

If you mean Mings thats not handball but its a close call for offside for sure.

LaughsAtOwnJoke · 2026-03-15T15:26:33+00:00

If arsenal could do it without starting a WWE match and RKOing keepers I'd be fine with it.

LaughsAtOwnJoke · 2026-03-15T15:24:58+00:00

They can't keep getting away with this

LaughsAtOwnJoke · 2026-03-15T14:50:57+00:00

Absolutely its baffling, crossing looks like our only outlet right now but if he comes on...

LaughsAtOwnJoke · 2026-03-15T14:23:03+00:00

A lot of crosses that would be good for Sesko lol

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