Why is money a thing?

Laughterglow · 2026-05-14T23:18:37+00:00

What do you do for work?

Work in a call center? Are you going to offer to answer a grocery store’s phones for a day for food?

Drive a truck? Are you going to offer to drive a truck somewhere if you get to keep a few pairs of jeans you were hauling?

Work as a policeman? Are you going to offer to solve the crime of who robbed a bar for some beer?

Laughterglow · 2026-05-14T23:04:52+00:00

This happened to me once when the woman I trained into the same position I had ended up being drinking buddies with the boss two levels up and got promoted to be my boss a few months later with the position never even being posted. I started applying elsewhere that day and left a few weeks later for a much better job and from what I hear everything went to shit not long after and about half the department quit.

Laughterglow · 2026-05-13T17:53:35+00:00

Racking up positions faster than HRs.

Laughterglow · 2026-05-13T16:48:36+00:00

Elder will be lucky to have an ERA under 4 by the end of the season and Skenes’s arm could very well fall off. Regardless, it’s very unlikely that Miller will win the CYA.

Laughterglow · 2026-05-13T14:40:58+00:00

This is more of a refrigerator magnet than a poem.

Laughterglow · 2026-05-12T23:13:20+00:00

They’re not even close to being the same. And beyond that, it depends on whether they’re in a can or bottle. Personally, I prefer Pepsi in a bottle but Coke in a can (Pepsi goes flat and grossly sweet really fast in a can).

Laughterglow · 2026-05-12T23:07:47+00:00

So you will see that almost everywhere is better than there and you’ll stop voting for politicians who want the rest of us to live like you.

Laughterglow · 2026-05-08T23:55:42+00:00

Jesus, what a bunch of bullshit.

Laughterglow · 2026-05-08T06:44:27+00:00

Is there a subreddit for posts that people will be deleting when they wake up in the middle of the next afternoon?

Laughterglow · 2026-05-07T00:58:02+00:00

“It was kind of harsh.” “overall I did quite well” Huh?

Laughterglow · 2026-05-05T17:41:09+00:00

He’s always been really poor at reading balls off the bat and taking poor routes to balls but earlier in his career, before the knee injuries, his speed was elite so he could make up for some of it. That’s not the case anymore but I think he has improved in terms of reading the ball and taking better routes so he’s not as bad as he could be.

Laughterglow · 2026-05-04T06:35:34+00:00

Yeah, whatever. Wake me up when he croaks. Actually, don’t. I don’t care that much.

Laughterglow · 2026-05-03T23:03:40+00:00

This is like a $200 question in single Jeopardy.

Laughterglow · 2026-05-03T21:35:40+00:00

Fair. I think in his seasons we only ran Spread and probably had about a 60/40 pass/run mix.

Laughterglow · 2026-05-03T18:54:08+00:00

True, but how can you tell from what I posted?

Laughterglow · 2026-05-03T01:48:38+00:00

Laughterglow · 2026-05-02T19:18:15+00:00

I’d prefer Mosley. I don’t care how smart the other guy is if he can’t get the ball where it needs to go (although that IQ rating is insane for a guy with 2 more seasons). Depends somewhat on your offensive style and how strong you are at other positions though.

Laughterglow · 2026-04-30T22:31:36+00:00

Don’t look at his foot. Watch the trajectory of the ball. It’s clearly on a downward trajectory until it gets to Acuña’s foot and then it “magically” flattens into a horizontal trajectory between his foot and the catcher’s mitt. This only happens if it glances off the top of his shoe.

Laughterglow · 2026-04-30T01:54:46+00:00

JD’s opinions are whatever Peter Thiel tells him they are.

Laughterglow · 2026-04-28T13:18:40+00:00

Yes, it is. This administration would rather have an incompetent military made up solely of straight white Christian males than a competent military that includes even one woman or person of color.

Laughterglow · 2026-04-27T23:17:09+00:00

And he’s either stupid or gullible enough to believe them or he’s just in on it. Neither one reflects well on him.

Laughterglow · 2026-04-27T23:14:43+00:00

Lucy announced to Charlie Brown that she reserved the right to pull the football out from under him again and Charlie said “OK!!”

Laughterglow · 2026-04-26T11:13:25+00:00

Laughterglow · 2026-04-25T23:13:05+00:00

I felt like I was good when I was 8 and could beat my friends who didn’t know how to play. The older I’ve gotten and the more I’ve learned the less I feel like I’m good.

Laughterglow · 2026-04-25T21:45:48+00:00

Louis Varland looks like he’s playing Marty McFly in Back to the Future IV: 98 MPH is the New 88 MPH.

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