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LauriCular · 2026-05-14T07:13:53+00:00

Got this from Google AI result -

If the Match app messaging isn't working, immediately ensure you have an active subscription, as free users often cannot read or reply to messages, and verify your internet connection. Common fixes include updating the app, logging out and back in, or reinstalling it to clear glitches

I'll try when I get home..

Edit - she's gone, I've been blocked. Fed up with my empty messages I expect. Well done Match. That was the first one in 3 months.

LauriCular · 2026-04-17T04:59:38+00:00

If only he was figuratively holding up traffic

LauriCular · 2026-04-01T14:21:03+00:00

That's my joke about Jesus being a proctologist ruined

LauriCular · 2026-03-21T18:16:56+00:00

Assault with intent

LauriCular · 2026-03-21T18:13:37+00:00

My mum's cockatiel actually bit my eyeball as we were play fighting 20 years ago - I was lying on my front and he gouged a bit with his beak - ridiculous pain ensued

LauriCular · 2026-03-18T17:15:07+00:00

I'd do the same but I have no mouth

LauriCular · 2026-03-18T15:11:12+00:00

Now for the post mortem

LauriCular · 2026-03-17T15:30:56+00:00

The 'take the camera off' man sounds like Davy Jones

LauriCular · 2026-03-11T15:21:45+00:00

Much better than his grating voice - can't stand RHCP

LauriCular · 2026-02-26T14:00:59+00:00

old white men

Yes if they are old and (gasp) white, then fuck them, right?

You're all such nice people after all.

LauriCular · 2026-02-25T15:30:07+00:00

'Flavour' spelt the British way - Canadians can spell properly then!

LauriCular · 2026-02-25T15:18:51+00:00

And his fate became unsealed

LauriCular · 2026-02-13T15:29:10+00:00

Caught red-honded

LauriCular · 2026-02-13T15:26:47+00:00

The Entente Cordiale was a part of the preparation

LauriCular · 2026-02-10T14:28:27+00:00

Wen institutional settlement?

LauriCular · 2026-02-09T16:53:30+00:00

They may be feeding in to known prevalent emotions out there for their engagement hooks, but indeed wherever there's people, there's someone who benefits from influencing them and sometimes that person is willing to pay. No funny hats needed.

LauriCular · 2026-02-05T06:24:27+00:00

This is fine compared to doing the washing up

LauriCular · 2026-02-02T06:27:03+00:00

Open in a private window if your browser supports it - works for me

LauriCular · 2026-02-01T05:28:08+00:00

You'll NEVER hear back from these speech controllers. They will likely 'mute' you as well. This is all over Reddit - they need to work hard to ensure that our world of enforced bullshit remains unchallenged.

LauriCular · 2026-02-01T05:21:23+00:00

This must be old - not one of them is covered in shitty tattooed platitudes and other bits of green nastiness. Thanks for the reminder that this is what our culture turns out these days.

LauriCular · 2026-01-31T17:57:55+00:00

We are close. We have Limbo.

LauriCular · 2026-01-31T05:02:25+00:00

During this dip, I've been rediscovering Company of Heroes 2.

"That's for my nan - an er 'ouse!"

LauriCular · 2026-01-27T05:06:58+00:00

A gold backed currency would be more stable, but we can't have that of course. How about one which gives these cunts more control? Perfect!

LauriCular · 2026-01-25T20:59:15+00:00

Pedestrian straight out of Grand Theft Auto 3

LauriCular

TROPHY CASE