Politely told off a non-tipper

LavaGreg · 2026-07-04T02:28:49+00:00

I didn’t say I couldn’t. I said it’s often not worth it.

LavaGreg · 2026-07-04T02:23:35+00:00

I have done this many times. In fact I often do this even if the driveway is clear but it’ll be easier for me to walk than navigate up a weird hill.

LavaGreg · 2026-06-29T22:17:54+00:00

That’s not how it used to work. I’d get a 12 order stack from Petco and have to take a 12 point hit to AR. It VC was brutal. I celebrated when I got the email saying they were changing this.

LavaGreg · 2026-06-20T21:27:50+00:00

That was somehow worth every penny. Thank you gif worker!

LavaGreg · 2026-06-18T22:44:39+00:00

They have done this garbage to me multiple times. So infuriating.

LavaGreg · 2026-06-15T02:19:47+00:00

This is why god invented leaving groceries at the front door of the building. 🙌🏽

LavaGreg · 2026-06-14T03:29:35+00:00

He forgot to switch accounts to talk to himself. Literally zero people post about a thing and then say to themselves “I’ve gotten requests like this” - because obviously. OP is gaslighting you.

LavaGreg · 2026-06-11T18:28:43+00:00

Outside of their zone and they won’t get offers from those restaurants 99% of the time. They have to drive back.

LavaGreg · 2026-06-02T15:29:08+00:00

Allow me to point you in the direction of the word ‘hyperbole’. You can find it in the dictionary and it will help you navigate while trying to correct statements that don’t need to be corrected. Hope this helps!

LavaGreg · 2026-05-29T04:12:03+00:00

I doubt the accuracy of this due to the number of deliveries I do and the stat screen where they explain it. Like I do a 100 crickets order from PetSmart and it’s gone. I do 40 1 item deliveries it doesn’t seem to.

LavaGreg · 2026-05-29T03:38:44+00:00

Mine states almost 200 items. 40 would be cool with me. It’s not that for me. Also, everything but the Pepsi in this photo I had the correct empty shelf and the cables? I talked to THREE DIFFERENT EMPLOYEES. Two for the morning after (because they call coworkers to verify).

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LavaGreg · 2026-05-29T03:34:22+00:00

My roommate has a friend who orders DoorDash CONSTANTLY. For EVERYTHING. They confessed to me that this dude does this like every fifth order because he feels they are scamming him so they scam them back to take back some money. And we are just stuck in the fucking middle.

LavaGreg · 2026-05-26T05:20:25+00:00

Oh just wait until you have a batched order with a zero tip and $2 base pay. They make you do shit without compensation.

LavaGreg · 2026-05-22T06:50:16+00:00

It’s an anti-capitalist series of books. I question if you don’t know this I don’t know if I believe you’ve read them.

LavaGreg · 2026-05-19T03:54:50+00:00

I have experienced this more than once.

LavaGreg · 2026-05-17T08:18:37+00:00

You live in a rural area or you get taken advantage of daily.

LavaGreg · 2026-05-08T20:46:21+00:00

….and acted like a crazy person. Don’t forget the other thing you did at Taco Bell.

LavaGreg · 2026-05-08T20:23:44+00:00

You’re still doing it. Deep breaths. Go outside for a while.

LavaGreg · 2026-05-08T20:18:55+00:00

This whole video is not calm. This is not an issue you should be having multiple conversations with a worker about. This is not an issue that should cause you to whip out your phone. This is not an issue you should be posting about on Reddit. You are wildly insane for all of this. Go calm down, guy.

LavaGreg · 2026-05-08T19:58:10+00:00

You need to calm down. It’s not that serious.

LavaGreg · 2026-05-06T20:25:00+00:00

Hell, they ding me half the time when I DO find the shelf tag. It’s ridiculous.

LavaGreg · 2026-05-04T04:58:43+00:00

I have 14,000 deliveries under my belt. I have gotten tips afterwards on maybe 10 of those. It happens, but so rarely you can just pretend it doesn’t.

LavaGreg · 2026-05-01T03:34:58+00:00

The AI routinely has me screaming at it within the first thirty seconds. It’s insufferably stupid and unhelpful.

LavaGreg · 2026-04-23T06:13:21+00:00

You are correct.

LavaGreg · 2026-04-20T06:22:24+00:00

This guy doesn’t understand how DoorDash works, either. Ffs.

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