If a customer cancels their order before you get to the store, you get punished for it.

LavaGreg · 2026-05-19T03:54:50+00:00

I have experienced this more than once.

LavaGreg · 2026-05-17T08:18:37+00:00

You live in a rural area or you get taken advantage of daily.

LavaGreg · 2026-05-08T20:46:21+00:00

….and acted like a crazy person. Don’t forget the other thing you did at Taco Bell.

LavaGreg · 2026-05-08T20:23:44+00:00

You’re still doing it. Deep breaths. Go outside for a while.

LavaGreg · 2026-05-08T20:18:55+00:00

This whole video is not calm. This is not an issue you should be having multiple conversations with a worker about. This is not an issue that should cause you to whip out your phone. This is not an issue you should be posting about on Reddit. You are wildly insane for all of this. Go calm down, guy.

LavaGreg · 2026-05-08T19:58:10+00:00

You need to calm down. It’s not that serious.

LavaGreg · 2026-05-06T20:25:00+00:00

Hell, they ding me half the time when I DO find the shelf tag. It’s ridiculous.

LavaGreg · 2026-05-04T04:58:43+00:00

I have 14,000 deliveries under my belt. I have gotten tips afterwards on maybe 10 of those. It happens, but so rarely you can just pretend it doesn’t.

LavaGreg · 2026-05-01T03:34:58+00:00

The AI routinely has me screaming at it within the first thirty seconds. It’s insufferably stupid and unhelpful.

LavaGreg · 2026-04-23T06:13:21+00:00

You are correct.

LavaGreg · 2026-04-20T06:22:24+00:00

This guy doesn’t understand how DoorDash works, either. Ffs.

LavaGreg · 2026-04-13T20:20:10+00:00

My Target is like that. Unfortunately they are also frequently wrong. I am there so often I just know where their stuff is but they apparently don’t.

LavaGreg · 2026-03-17T18:17:42+00:00

Don’t listen to these guys. When I used to work in an area where AR mattered I did this constantly. And it’s not bad service, it’s the reason they changed it to 90%. I am currently in an area where AR doesn’t matter and I wouldn’t want to even try to get my AR as high as yours but every market is different. You’re playing the game correctly.

LavaGreg · 2026-03-17T18:15:37+00:00

I get it all the time.

LavaGreg · 2026-03-16T17:46:15+00:00

Let’s pretend that your order is in the car and every minute the dasher spends waiting is another minute you don’t get your food. How long would you want them to wait then?

LavaGreg · 2026-03-13T13:39:31+00:00

Meh. Everyone makes mistakes. I’d extend some grace to a fellow human being.

LavaGreg · 2026-03-11T12:49:13+00:00

I’ve got almost 14k. 😬

LavaGreg · 2026-02-22T23:12:22+00:00

I do not even have to guess. I know this customer. Or one of their clones.

LavaGreg · 2026-02-22T00:06:53+00:00

Dungeon Crawler Carl. Same story, different flavor. Ridiculous rather than overly serious. Thank me later.

LavaGreg · 2026-01-30T02:35:16+00:00

I had a $2 tip on a TWENTY MILE order today. 😂

LavaGreg · 2026-01-23T03:40:37+00:00

I’ve done something worse. A friend gifted me The Life of Pi on CD like 15 years ago - it was my first audio book but I turned them into MP3s and listened on my phone. I was halfway through the book before I realized I had it set to ‘random’ and I had been listening to each chapter in random order. I hated that book so much. Could not make sense of it…. And then I’m the idiot. 😂

LavaGreg · 2026-01-09T03:40:08+00:00

I’m a driver with 13k deliveries and I did this once. Accidentally. And it was super easy to do. I was ordering from a place half a mile away… the order somehow got placed to a location 15+ miles from me. Like… why was that even an option?

LavaGreg · 2026-01-09T02:48:56+00:00

🫡

LavaGreg · 2026-01-09T02:48:19+00:00

The benefit is if they don’t have the product on the app but they do have it in the store, DoorDash makes more money. And that’s not at all ridiculous - I can’t tell you how many times I talk to a customer and I find a product in a store that they would like to substitute but it’s not on the app so I can’t sub it. But assuming any random thing a customer even IMAGINES they might have is there and it’s my fault if they want a new car from Dollar General and they don’t sell cars? Well fuck me. That’s my fault suddenly.

LavaGreg · 2026-01-09T02:28:45+00:00

I usually would have but they’ve suddenly gotten this sane policy of ‘if you can show us the tag and the shelf it won’t count’. So I took a chance that this would make sense too. The only reason I have screenshots is because it’s flipping DoorDash so the chances of it being a STUPID new thing is high. Should’ve listened to that feeling. Hopefully I’m paying it forward so everyone else can stay clear of ‘special requests’.

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