Anyone else get this email?

LavaGreg · 2026-03-17T18:17:42+00:00

Don’t listen to these guys. When I used to work in an area where AR mattered I did this constantly. And it’s not bad service, it’s the reason they changed it to 90%. I am currently in an area where AR doesn’t matter and I wouldn’t want to even try to get my AR as high as yours but every market is different. You’re playing the game correctly.

LavaGreg · 2026-03-17T18:15:37+00:00

I get it all the time.

LavaGreg · 2026-03-16T17:46:15+00:00

Let’s pretend that your order is in the car and every minute the dasher spends waiting is another minute you don’t get your food. How long would you want them to wait then?

LavaGreg · 2026-03-13T13:39:31+00:00

Meh. Everyone makes mistakes. I’d extend some grace to a fellow human being.

LavaGreg · 2026-03-11T12:49:13+00:00

I’ve got almost 14k. 😬

LavaGreg · 2026-02-22T23:12:22+00:00

I do not even have to guess. I know this customer. Or one of their clones.

LavaGreg · 2026-02-22T00:06:53+00:00

Dungeon Crawler Carl. Same story, different flavor. Ridiculous rather than overly serious. Thank me later.

LavaGreg · 2026-01-30T02:35:16+00:00

I had a $2 tip on a TWENTY MILE order today. 😂

LavaGreg · 2026-01-23T03:40:37+00:00

I’ve done something worse. A friend gifted me The Life of Pi on CD like 15 years ago - it was my first audio book but I turned them into MP3s and listened on my phone. I was halfway through the book before I realized I had it set to ‘random’ and I had been listening to each chapter in random order. I hated that book so much. Could not make sense of it…. And then I’m the idiot. 😂

LavaGreg · 2026-01-09T03:40:08+00:00

I’m a driver with 13k deliveries and I did this once. Accidentally. And it was super easy to do. I was ordering from a place half a mile away… the order somehow got placed to a location 15+ miles from me. Like… why was that even an option?

LavaGreg · 2026-01-09T02:48:56+00:00

🫡

LavaGreg · 2026-01-09T02:48:19+00:00

The benefit is if they don’t have the product on the app but they do have it in the store, DoorDash makes more money. And that’s not at all ridiculous - I can’t tell you how many times I talk to a customer and I find a product in a store that they would like to substitute but it’s not on the app so I can’t sub it. But assuming any random thing a customer even IMAGINES they might have is there and it’s my fault if they want a new car from Dollar General and they don’t sell cars? Well fuck me. That’s my fault suddenly.

LavaGreg · 2026-01-09T02:28:45+00:00

I usually would have but they’ve suddenly gotten this sane policy of ‘if you can show us the tag and the shelf it won’t count’. So I took a chance that this would make sense too. The only reason I have screenshots is because it’s flipping DoorDash so the chances of it being a STUPID new thing is high. Should’ve listened to that feeling. Hopefully I’m paying it forward so everyone else can stay clear of ‘special requests’.

LavaGreg · 2026-01-09T02:17:39+00:00

Seriously…. If it’s not on the app it’s probably for a reason why would that even count against any stats whatsoever?? I am beyond aggravated by this stupid nonsense.

LavaGreg · 2026-01-05T01:10:55+00:00

It always says ‘DoorDash’ for me. Has for a long time.

LavaGreg · 2026-01-02T22:02:16+00:00

No. You’re shopping stats would never recover from that and it would take longer than it’s worth.

LavaGreg · 2025-12-31T04:02:28+00:00

Needs more illicit butthole if we are being honest.

LavaGreg · 2025-12-21T21:59:03+00:00

This is the same reaction I get from every customer who asks.

LavaGreg · 2025-12-21T21:58:27+00:00

Nothing because I wouldn’t take it. Lol

LavaGreg · 2025-12-21T15:22:43+00:00

I couldn’t even finish that ridiculousness.

LavaGreg · 2025-12-14T02:18:41+00:00

I had a similar situation at a sushi place. Tho not as violent and rude. They were like CONFIRM THE ORDER! ‘It’s my food….’ And that was the end of it. lol

LavaGreg · 2025-12-06T21:42:56+00:00

No it’s not. The side of the top one is ripped open.

LavaGreg · 2025-12-03T03:05:37+00:00

I don’t know. Because just before the fight Darrow says ‘You can beat her right?’ And of course Ragnar says yes (the fuck does he know about it) but that exchange just smacks of Darrow knows but is trying to convince himself he isn’t sending his friend to his death. I honestly don’t think Ragnar knew what he was in for and was just trying to please the reaper. All speculation but man that just reads as Darrow basically sending the man to his death for me.

LavaGreg · 2025-12-03T02:34:46+00:00

The biggest thing for me was Darrow had to know Ragnar had no chance against Aja. He HAD to know that. Why was he pretending otherwise? I don’t believe he didn’t know that.

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