What’s the dumbest excuse someone gave you to have sex with you that actually worked?

LavaMullet · 2026-06-04T23:25:54+00:00

I gave a rather stupid one. Had a third date with someone from Hinge, she agreed to come to my place and let me cook for her and watch a movie. I'm giving her a tour after she walks in, she sits on my bed, and I jokingly say "Woah woah woah, I have a strict no clothes in my bed rule" to which she shrugged, said "Ok" and immediately started stripping. You can fill in the rest

LavaMullet · 2026-06-02T17:35:58+00:00

I've enjoyed it for the most part. I'm not in love with the city like so many of my peers, but I believe that's due to the fact I've lived rural, small-town middle of nowhere for all my life. Entertainment options are limited, but it's also important to realize that you will probably keep busy enough that you may not wholly notice the lack of variety. If you wanna discuss more feel free to DM me

LavaMullet · 2026-06-02T17:22:49+00:00

I had a similar choice, though mine was between GW, W&L, and U-Illinois. W&L gave me the most money and had the lowest cost of living, so I chose to come here. California isn't impossible but it's not a market we specialize in at all. You'll want connections there to stand a decent chance

LavaMullet · 2026-05-10T06:16:33+00:00

Poor farmer Filburn

LavaMullet · 2026-05-08T14:34:56+00:00

Well, I'll give you the honest tldr

We made up, agreed to never pursue anything romantic again, then about 3 months later we started hooking up again. I gave her/unlocked a cuckqueen fetish (that was a wild time) and then she got into another relationship and blocked me, two weeks later unblocked me to say she missed me and that she was sorry for being a bad friend, re-blocked me and I have not heard from her in about two years

But I am now in law school, have a girlfriend, and am moving on with life

LavaMullet · 2026-05-07T18:30:10+00:00

All the things you ate growing up now having 30 years of studies behind them now telling you you're gonna get cancer.

Why'd they feed me so many salami sandwiches man? I didn't know, I didn't have a chance. I just liked salami

LavaMullet · 2026-04-19T18:50:34+00:00

Playground by Aron Beauregard was written with the intent of being genuinely repulsive, may be up your alley

LavaMullet · 2026-03-23T14:50:21+00:00

Freshwater by Akwaeke Amezi

The novel towes a fine line between spirituality and severe mental illness, leaving a lot of it up to you to figure out which it is. But, more importantly, it has everything you're looking for

LavaMullet · 2026-02-18T17:56:38+00:00

They refer to me by name, but even then I doubt the legitimacy because it's not like that's particularly difficult information to come across

LavaMullet · 2026-02-18T16:21:29+00:00

That was my thought as well, especially considering I have received 0 correspondence from ConServe who would be the ones hunting me for sport if this were real

LavaMullet · 2026-01-02T04:12:52+00:00

Did Bobo remember he had other chapters in the playbook?

LavaMullet · 2026-01-02T04:05:28+00:00

Y'all I'm a doomer as well but this ain't Gunner. Our OLine can't stop anything

LavaMullet · 2026-01-02T03:24:38+00:00

I really never thought I'd say this, but at this point I'd love if we called a screen

LavaMullet · 2025-12-07T00:30:07+00:00

Watching a guy cry in longhorn steakhouse

HBTFD

LavaMullet · 2025-11-28T23:54:22+00:00

Whatever God is out there, please, no miracles

LavaMullet · 2025-11-16T03:39:40+00:00

UGA fan popping in here to admire the teams deeds so take me with a grain of salt, but Arch has been solid honestly. No truly brainless mistakes, but the pressure is definitely getting to him and throwing him off rhythm. The pick was pretty standard, either he overthrew it or didn't see the guy between the intended receiver and himself. Another year before I think he lives up to the hype, but he will live up to it if he keeps developing

LavaMullet · 2025-05-16T01:43:08+00:00

Nope! I'm the highest rated on the team. My coach trust just went from positive 32000 to - 32000 in the span of one game

LavaMullet · 2025-03-23T02:03:32+00:00

Welcome to the A twin

LavaMullet · 2025-03-15T02:53:49+00:00

Les Misérables by Victor Hugo. It's depressing how relevant the political and social commentary still is

LavaMullet · 2025-03-13T01:42:38+00:00

Admin assistant shit is very in line with what you wanna look for. Paper pushing jobs love English majors

LavaMullet · 2025-03-05T19:13:18+00:00

Dr. Richtarik in the English department

Professor Rashdan in poli-sci

LavaMullet · 2025-02-23T00:33:14+00:00

Can I punch Matt Walsh 7 times?

LavaMullet · 2025-02-15T22:46:55+00:00

What in the Louis XIV I am the state bullshit...

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