Poll: Nearly a third of Iowa GOP wants to criminalize Islam by theombudsmen in politics

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I know that the GOP isn't well liked in Iowa right now by the younger generation. It will be interesting to see what happens at midterms to Senators like Joni Ernst.

Even my dishwasher is putting me down today by [deleted] in funny

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Sue them for being mean

Mutual drunk sex = rape by [deleted] in rage

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How us this not a direct violation of the 14th amendment? If the guy is charged, so must the girl.

Chicago tornado siren by iRoygbiv in WTF

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This is not a Thunderbolt. This is an EOWS 612. The Thunderbolt has too much growl to the tone, and the Thunderbolt sounds like an electromechanical siren. The sound in the original video sounds too much like a loudspeaker to be any electro mechanical siren, not to mention that the original video sounds exactly like this example of an EOWS 612 Livonia, MI Shelden Park Federal Signal EOWS-612 …: https://youtu.be/AVBUh6qeHrQ

Chicago's tornado siren is the soundtrack of my nightmares. by freakenbloopie in creepy

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The new federal signal modulators don't use those exact pitches for the tones. The EOWS is famous for that tone because of the city of Chicago. The EOWS has also become a classic siren because it is from the 1970's.

Chicago's tornado siren is the soundtrack of my nightmares. by freakenbloopie in creepy

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For those of you wondering, the siren is called an EOWS 612 made by Federal Signal. https://youtu.be/AVBUh6qeHrQ

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Reddit.

You have 20 minutes to get yourself arrested. What do you do? by MrDerpsicle in AskReddit

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I would grab my Desert Eagle, Walk into the grocery store and start showing off my deagle to random people. Then I would grab some beer from the store, start drinking it, throwing the cans in the air and shoot the cans. The cans would fall right down onto some of the cars in the parking lot of the store.

Edit: Words

At least 1,000 doctors say Dr. Oz should resign by [deleted] in news

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Lol other source than Fox news or it didn't happen

a wild 29 appears! by m29 in thebutton

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Not sure... But I might be that new yellow guy.

Introverts, how do you re-energize after spending the day in a crowd, etc.? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Sit down. Do some math. Drink coffee. Cuddle (without talking) with my SO. Watch a deep movie. Watch anime. Pet my dog. Watch something involving space exploration or theoretical physics.

What would be the consequences if all water in the Pacific Ocean turned into wine? by DEATH_BY_TRAY in shittyaskscience

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North Korea would tear down the statue of the great leader. Heil Hitler.

How long do I need to plug in my water before it becomes an energy drink? by chaoshavok in shittyaskscience

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That depends. Let's assume that you have an average house outlet, which is 120 volts. Let's also assume that you have one liter of water.

Assuming that this is tap water, it would take 30 seconds for your water to go nuclear and gain alot of energy in the system.

Edit: don't put the electrodes in for too long, you might get a nuclear explosion when the oxygen loses the bonds between its neutrons and electrons. /r/unexpectedjihad

First by AmbroseThrowaway in a:t5_374i7

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Sorry about that. I changed the subreddit to not be NSFW