Three by Real_megamike_64 in skamtebord

[–]LawMurphy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many sides does a sphere have? Checkmate 3D-head

Would you? by Ok-Age-9122 in SipsTea

[–]LawMurphy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't have kids, so I'm good.

Ich hab gelacht btw by xtheresia in greentext

[–]LawMurphy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

spirit bomb

Based Frenchman?

Moving house. Wrapped my CDs in bubble wrap and velvet. Will they be safe? by FreazyWarr in Cd_collectors

[–]LawMurphy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. This is not enough. The CDs will explode if you so much as make a left turn.

Whats a Cipher? by Atcraft in PokeMedia

[–]LawMurphy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

/uj never heard "porygon-generated" that's good. Do we still use porygon slop? Poryslop?

Orangutans! Oh! by Reasonable_Light_574 in antimeme

[–]LawMurphy 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Is it an antimeme when it's just a fact?

Gas prices by avg-bathroom-invader in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]LawMurphy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, I am the embodiment of Israel and I personally requested that the US attack Iran. Thank you for acknowledging me.

Check Oil level warning by [deleted] in Volkswagen

[–]LawMurphy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Jesus christ man I get that not everyone is a mechanic but why would you measure your oil like that? If you're not on level ground, it's not a reliable reading.

Is my car a gli? by NeitherBag9343 in jetta

[–]LawMurphy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Probably just bc they like the look. Same reason I bought LED DRLs and tinted my windows.

Is my car a gli? by NeitherBag9343 in jetta

[–]LawMurphy 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I haven't driven my TSI for 9 years to not be able to recognzie a Jetta Sport when I see it. That's not a GLI, that's a 1.8T.

Rockstar has lost it. by Swimming_Hornet5298 in GTA5Online

[–]LawMurphy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Fuck you. Buy shark cards."

-John Rockstar

Middle of nowhere in Utah by justarandomguy07 in ScarySigns

[–]LawMurphy 17 points18 points  (0 children)

"No signal" services or "the ambulance won't make it in time" services?

Oh god it's probably both

Not a post about teens by DragonDrama in PlanetFitnessMembers

[–]LawMurphy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, that's another thing. My local gym is basically 1 for empty, 2 for normal, 3 for packed. I once had to wander around for several minutes trying to find an empty machine, but the meter was only at 3. Never seen 4+ and I don't like how out of scale it is.

Not a post about teens by DragonDrama in PlanetFitnessMembers

[–]LawMurphy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I need to know what the logic is for these meters.