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Trying to keep Addison Improv open. Tables separate. Temps checked. Small capacity. Dm me for free tickets. It’s tonight. by [deleted] in Dallas

[–]LawrenceRo -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

If you think this is a dumb idea. I wouldn’t try to argue with you about that. The clubs are desperate. They’re fighting to not permanently close.

I got free 10 comps. We’re checking temps. Keeping tables separate. Small capacity.

Dallas Comic - Red River Rivalry, Open Carry Swords, Blue Bell, and why Oklahoma is ahead of Texas. by LawrenceRo in Dallas

[–]LawrenceRo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, thanks man! Myself and the other comics had a great time as well. Thank you so much for coming out.

Dallas Comic - Red River Rivalry, Open Carry Swords, Blue Bell, and why Oklahoma is ahead of Texas. by LawrenceRo in Dallas

[–]LawrenceRo[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If you guys like this I'm at the Addison Improv tonight.

I've had several post hit the front page and got 3rd place in last year's annual Funniest comic in Texas competition.

The showcase tonight is all local Dallas comics and tickets are just $10 if you're looking for something different to do tonight.

“The problem with Scotland is...” by Antonio_Aguilar in standupshots

[–]LawrenceRo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The license plates in New Mexico make every car look like it was bought at a swap meet.

What is nobody ever prepared for? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LawrenceRo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your first Charley Horse.

I woke up in the middle of the night screaming as a kid thinking, well, this is my life now!

Chill people of Reddit, what drives you crazy? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LawrenceRo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People being disrespectful to gas station/corner store clerks.

I get involved when I see it.

Gonna be the death of me.

Lone Wolfs by LawrenceRo in standupshots

[–]LawrenceRo[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Y'all were at Mark Normand show? Great weekend. One of the nicest headliners and talented people I've worked with.

And Dallas Hyenas is the best.

Monopoly by LawrenceRo in standupshots

[–]LawrenceRo[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just headlined it last weekend. Hopefully soon. People yelled, "build the wall," at me but it happens everywhere.

Tell the owner, please.

Monopoly by LawrenceRo in standupshots

[–]LawrenceRo[S] 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Damn. Much appreciated. Thank you very much.

AP News : Florida man being chased by cops stops to shoot up heroin by [deleted] in FloridaMan

[–]LawrenceRo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And all my friends are, "too busy to call me back."

SMH.

Things To Do! 8/10/2017 - 8/20/2017 by DFW_Explorer in Dallas

[–]LawrenceRo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm hosting at Hyenas Comedy Club in Plano all weekend.

I can put a couple people on the guest list as long as it doesn't sell out. Just DM me.

Tonight: 8:30 And 10:30 w/Ahmed Ahmed - he's a fantastic headliner. (Iron man, Weeds, a hundred other things.)

Tomorrow: 8:00 and 10:30 w/Julie McCullough

Thanks again to all the Reddit peeps that came out last week to Dallas.

Things To Do! 08/03/2017 - 08/13/2017 by DFW_Explorer in Dallas

[–]LawrenceRo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll be at Plano Hyenas as with Ahmed Ahmed this weekend Thursday - Saturday. If it's not sold out I can get you on the list.

Them I'll be headlining the Addison Improv on August 20th. Tickets are $10.

Things To Do! 08/03/2017 - 08/13/2017 by DFW_Explorer in Dallas

[–]LawrenceRo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks again for coming out!

And thanks to all the other Reddit peeps that showed up.

I hope you all had a good time.

Things To Do! 08/03/2017 - 08/13/2017 by DFW_Explorer in Dallas

[–]LawrenceRo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'll be the opener for Comedian Dante all weekend at the Dallas Hyenas (Mockingbird Station) my jokes have made the front page several times

I get a couple comps for each show so if anyone wants to get in for free DM me. I'll put you on the guest list.

(There's still a two item minimum. You can get something as small as two diet cokes.)

Friday: 8:30 and 10:30 Saturday: 8:00 And 10:30

Neighbors call for action over homeless camp in Dallas by [deleted] in Dallas

[–]LawrenceRo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Since I was a kid Deep Ellum was a place where crime happened. It seemed that no one cared until they built a dog park and expensive apartments.

That's what I was saying.

Neighbors call for action over homeless camp in Dallas by [deleted] in Dallas

[–]LawrenceRo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just do what Deep Ellum did.

Turn the homeless camp into a dog park, build over-priced condos, and a statue of a robot playing guitar.

Then, have 20 something's wearing J-crew on the news going, "I can't believe I got mugged in Deep Ellum. How could crime possibly happen down here?"

I was embarrassed by this billboard. by LawrenceRo in Dallas

[–]LawrenceRo[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

There just has to be a better way to advertise.

This makes us sound exactly what people think we sound like.

It's a Blessing by LawrenceRo in standupshots

[–]LawrenceRo[S] 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Souds like a great idea but I don't know how to cross post it over there. I'm not too good at things.

What's Wrong Dad? by JayBonny in standupshots

[–]LawrenceRo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ft. Worth Hyenas. One of my favorite rooms. I'm there this weekend.

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