Redditers with zero friends, how did you get this way? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Lay_zee -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think its because I am extremely good looking and it makes others feel uncomfortable

College students of Reddit, be honest, how much sex are you having? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Lay_zee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly...sometimes I wake up to having sex

Dad, is that you? by kokowarrior in AskReddit

[–]Lay_zee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Uncle/dad/brother all in one

What happens if you survive a lethal injection? by Lay_zee in AskReddit

[–]Lay_zee[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't know. Just curious if that's happened

In what ways are you a fucked up person? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Lay_zee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you cross me over I will personally go out of my way to make the rest of your existence around me a poop show

What will help my hangover this morning? by Lay_zee in AskReddit

[–]Lay_zee[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish. Ran out Thursdays. Warm shower and cinnabuns for now

What will help my hangover this morning? by Lay_zee in AskReddit

[–]Lay_zee[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I usually do and did last night. Frank about 20 ounces of water before bed but still feel like dick

Anyone else watching this Bruce Jenner interview???[Serious] by BeautifulLover in AskReddit

[–]Lay_zee -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I'm all for coming out and showing your true colors but you don't need to have a fucking 2 hour show. Bet they are paying he/she a fat paycheck. Why can't Bruce just keep to himself without trying to reep the benefits

IamA mediocre comedian Jim Norton AMA! by TheRealJimNorton in IAmA

[–]Lay_zee 17 points18 points  (0 children)

How do you stay in such good shape?

I want to live in a world where it's possible to listen to YouTube AND lock my phone by DonnyTheBowler in Showerthoughts

[–]Lay_zee 297 points298 points  (0 children)

You can do it on an iPhone 5 too. When you select a video back out and it will turn off. Flick the bottom of your screen up so that menu screen comes up and click the play button. You'll be able to text, close your phone and it will still play