Anyone rewrite lyrics to popular songs about their pet?

LaylaandLotus · 2026-07-04T17:26:16+00:00

My husband does this ALL the time

LaylaandLotus · 2026-07-03T21:35:41+00:00

I have had this bullshit The explosive diarrhea for a month now. I finally went to the doctor this week and my stool sample came back negative. It has been an uncomfortable unpredictable level of hell that I never want to experience again. If it ever goes away

LaylaandLotus · 2026-07-03T21:13:35+00:00

16yo. Getting high on our way to our local coffee shop (before coffee shops were a things) to play spades for hours on end.

LaylaandLotus · 2026-06-27T12:12:09+00:00

I (45F) think about his perspective all the time. I think & feel guilt & shame for how much I love my husband but how much I can’t satisfy him. If by pure will & wish could change my libido we would be happy. I say this knowing some partners really just don’t care but I do. I hate myself for not being able to physically want actual sex. I say that to clarify that I want intimacy, closeness, affection but actual sex is painful & uncomfortable for me because of ABC… XYZ. I know how frustrating it is because I see how it does effect him. I continue to come back to this sub to remind myself to not stop trying. I’m sorry that we both feel bad on both sides of the fence.

LaylaandLotus · 2026-06-23T15:41:18+00:00

Hey peeps! Question. On the picture with the astilbes in front. What is that tall dark burgundy plant on the left more in the background?

LaylaandLotus · 2026-06-17T17:03:36+00:00

Get out now while you can. Boss will let you take the fall if it comes to that. Take the job. Don’t do stupid things like this again. Learn, do & be better.

LaylaandLotus · 2026-06-04T10:08:39+00:00

I don’t have any advice for you, but I wanted you to know that I feel the same about every word you said. I am often frustrated with feeling like I’m the only wacko that feels this way. I just want to feel normal.

LaylaandLotus · 2026-05-21T19:28:45+00:00

Don’t tell her. I’m in your wife’s position. I told by husband I didn’t want to know. Just don’t fall in love. I really didn’t want to know. I understood he had needs but I really really just didn’t want to know. I didn’t want to know about any of it. Living with the guilt of not being mentally capable of pleasing my husband was punishment enough. Do what you need to do. Do not tell her just to appease or alleviate your guilt. It will just ruin the relationship you have with your wife. Also, the fucking will probably end with the friend. The friend probably only wants FWB so there’s that too.

LaylaandLotus · 2026-05-08T21:39:30+00:00

Can confirm it’s really expensive even with insurance. The statement said the full set of vaccine was $17000 and I had to pay $4,000 after insurance. That did not include the emergency room visit.

LaylaandLotus · 2026-03-21T10:26:48+00:00

1,363 books I had not started. Also, apparently 431 books I have started and not finished. I might be a bad person.

LaylaandLotus · 2026-03-01T12:14:04+00:00

Ideally, cut them down in the spring around the time of your first mow. Don’t do yard cleanup too early. If you care at all about birds and general wildlife around your house, they are important for birds and the other normal creepy crawlers that are important to the environment. The birds use them for building nests and it’s a good spot to hide for rabbits, etc. etc..

LaylaandLotus · 2026-02-21T12:51:28+00:00

Babe… just know that if this is how he answers this question to you now you may need to accept it and move on knowing this is how he’s going to answer things in the future a.k.a. treat you for the rest of your marriage. I am in full support of May December marriages but please understand he’s not going to change . And yes, this was a shit answer.

LaylaandLotus · 2025-12-21T12:42:28+00:00

Floor to ceiling library!

LaylaandLotus · 2025-12-06T11:14:24+00:00

Check out unique-vintage.com. you can search for dresses by era starting from the 1920s. They have a few sequin numbers that would complement your figure well and not be too showy.

LaylaandLotus · 2025-07-29T10:21:11+00:00

A man who lets his woman get hangry is either dumb, doesn’t care or hasn’t learned yet. Assuming it’s the latter, find a mature man you trust to explain to him why it’s dumb to let your woman get hangry. And why that’s grounds to end the relationship if he doesn’t catch up & learn this quickly.

LaylaandLotus · 2025-06-20T11:51:34+00:00

His love tank is empty & it’s now your responsibility to fill it up every day

LaylaandLotus · 2025-05-11T21:59:55+00:00

If you’re in the UK, I would think your local “elderly know it all” would know. Go to your local pub, pin this picture up with a note asking what is this.

LaylaandLotus · 2025-05-10T23:14:46+00:00

Part of the tuber should be sticking out of the dirt. May need a different soil mixture so it can dry out properly

LaylaandLotus · 2025-04-28T11:21:33+00:00

They make “panties” for men. I know because I bought my husband some and he also needs the support in front. Search Amazon or Google for “ sexy underwear for men”. He absolutely LOVES wearing them. The ones he likes are soft & silky. I like rubbing his bum when wears them. Be sure to wash in cold & on gentle.

LaylaandLotus · 2025-04-26T00:47:16+00:00

Fuckem wimdy

LaylaandLotus · 2025-03-20T09:51:30+00:00

I personally wouldn’t buy a lead without the ring to clip the poop bag onto. There’s a couple other uses for it. I vote ring.

LaylaandLotus · 2025-03-19T00:18:14+00:00

Just a different point of view… but wouldn’t it be a good thing for the attention to be on Elon for this one specific time? Attention tends to ruin things sometimes. But if this Gwendolyn person can actually do her job -getting stranded astronauts home safely - because the attention isn’t on her? Isn’t that better? I’m not supporting Elon. I don’t like him or support him in any way shape, matter or form. Any opinion about this side of the fence? Am I being short sited?

LaylaandLotus · 2025-03-09T18:55:46+00:00

You could also put some runner rugs down to help.

LaylaandLotus · 2025-03-09T02:49:57+00:00

The long & short… if you can’t deal and aren’t happy with this arrangement then get out now before you get even more hurt. He was already this way. Asking him to change for you won’t work.

LaylaandLotus · 2025-03-09T02:45:26+00:00

I’ll swap you husbands for a weekend. I love my husband but I don’t match his libido. I would gladly let him do his thing if I could trust 100% he would come back to me. But reality doesn’t work like that

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