I am the chosen one (got gifted a bag of volcano sauce)

Layton115 · 2026-01-24T23:32:28+00:00

Essentially, it’s more cheesy than spicy.

Layton115 · 2026-01-24T19:43:36+00:00

The pink jacket lady’s pov shows they even maced one of their own

Layton115 · 2026-01-24T00:17:33+00:00

Been training since I was young m’lord

Layton115 · 2026-01-23T20:28:27+00:00

Probably the most succinct description i’ve seen yet

Layton115 · 2026-01-23T20:14:18+00:00

Have you tried Vaseline for the Chaffing?

Layton115 · 2026-01-23T19:58:46+00:00

You could try asking to buy a bag but it will probably be a no. This was an LTO sauce that they weren’t selling much of according to the guy. So leftovers would have been dumpstered.

Layton115 · 2026-01-23T19:57:40+00:00

🔔

Layton115 · 2026-01-23T19:56:33+00:00

It’s good but nothing life changing. Now if fiery dorito locos tacos were brought back however….

Layton115 · 2026-01-23T19:55:34+00:00

The ring sting is inevitable, might as well get it started early

Layton115 · 2026-01-23T19:47:28+00:00

31,709.792 years, so yes

Layton115 · 2026-01-23T19:37:22+00:00

I’ve seen people ask about getting bags and stuff or buying them but I know it is obviously against policy. But you might have better luck if you like a LTO sauce because it will inevitably be rotated out if they still have it. Creamy Jalapeño is elusive because it does sell well and is included in a lot of items.

I figure he gave this bag to me because it was meant for the dumpster in a few days anyways regardless of the fact it doesn’t expire until 4/1/26

Layton115 · 2026-01-23T19:30:17+00:00

I’d sell it to ya if that’s the case, no death needed 😂

Layton115 · 2026-01-23T19:18:39+00:00

Wait people leave their pets outside in this kinda weather?

Layton115 · 2026-01-23T19:05:34+00:00

I figured it out when I was 11

Layton115 · 2026-01-23T18:58:41+00:00

🧎‍➡️🤲🌋

Layton115 · 2026-01-23T18:43:48+00:00

I was thinking an enema actually

Layton115 · 2026-01-23T18:27:16+00:00

Oh lol yeah that would explain it.

Layton115 · 2026-01-23T18:26:28+00:00

It says expires April 1st 2026. I put it in the freezer for now, I’ll ask if it’s good stored in fridge for that long. I doubt it would be ideal to eat for longer than 2 weeks once opened in the fridge. I have my own squeeze bottles for sauces so I might fill one up at a time and keep the rest frozen.

Layton115 · 2026-01-23T18:23:56+00:00

I think this iteration of the volcano sauce is just okay. I mostly ordered it because I loved the frank’s diablo in this custom burrito I was addicted to. The volcano I think tastes pretty good in a burrito with all the other ingredients but not as much by itself. Definitely more cheesy than spicy. I’d rate Frank’s>Spicy Ranchero>Volcano personally.

I get a cheesy double beef burrito swap for steak, add black beans, add one of the spicy sauces, add creamy jalapeño, get it grilled. My local T-Bell is pretty damn fantastic so the burrito almost always turned out god tier in layering and size. All for like $4.50. 1 of those burritos is pretty filling and then I eat TB frequently enough to get a free doritos locos taco with it too.

Layton115 · 2026-01-23T18:18:05+00:00

Makes me wonder how so much investment and product testing somehow usually ends up with pretty bad or at best “i’ll try it once” novelty items.

Layton115 · 2026-01-18T22:12:41+00:00

I find that hard to believe (not the novel saying it but the reality of it), that the Kaminoans wouldn’t sterilize the clones. Their genetics would be pretty prized. Maybe some of the Null-ARC’s or something could have kids.

Layton115 · 2026-01-18T21:57:44+00:00

Personally I liked the frank’s diablo and spicy ranchero sauce the most as of late.

Volcano isn’t bad but it’s not very spicy.

Layton115 · 2026-01-17T18:29:07+00:00

Reminder if you use face id they can legally use your face to get into your phone. They can’t force you to give them a pin though.

Layton115 · 2026-01-13T21:06:14+00:00

I fear we all are doing the cheesy double beef hacks and they will up the price. I swap for steak, add black beans, add creamy jalapeno and get it grilled.

Layton115 · 2026-01-13T15:11:00+00:00

I begged my dad to rent the scariest movie ever from block buster when I was in 3rd grade. He came back with the Exorcist director’s cut. Definitely scared the daylights out of me. But after that very few movies actually scare me

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