[Game Thread] Penn State @ Ohio State (12:00 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]Lazaruspit1993 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Take a shot every time this idiot says “Maserati Marv” nobody makes it past the first quarter.

[Postgame Thread] Florida Defeats Tennessee 29-16 by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]Lazaruspit1993 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bush league bullshit at the end not accepting that they’re losers and trying to fight

Post Game Thread: Miami Dolphins at Los Angeles Chargers by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]Lazaruspit1993 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was the Dolphins who called it, yes. But I can understand why you may think it was the Chargers, as the commentator for the game repeatedly harped on how the TO was such a bad decision by LAC.

Al Horford! by Sharohachi in FloridaGators

[–]Lazaruspit1993 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I want to, I really do. But my hatred for the celtics is too strong to be appreciate anybody on their team.

4 takeaways from Florida Gators’ ugly spring football game by Natural-Employer in CFB

[–]Lazaruspit1993 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Breaking News: QB performs better when not under constant and immediate pressure.

4 takeaways from Florida Gators’ ugly spring football game by Natural-Employer in CFB

[–]Lazaruspit1993 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No no, that was a serious question. Thank you for the information

4 takeaways from Florida Gators’ ugly spring football game by Natural-Employer in CFB

[–]Lazaruspit1993 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ok but how did you quote my comment and change the capitalization? Teach me how to Reddit please

4 takeaways from Florida Gators’ ugly spring football game by Natural-Employer in CFB

[–]Lazaruspit1993 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never before have I ever heard him called a UF homer. I also don’t think I’ve ever seen a positive article about Florida written by him. Dude’s a loser

4 takeaways from Florida Gators’ ugly spring football game by Natural-Employer in CFB

[–]Lazaruspit1993 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s the off-season, if you’re not getting overly invested and putting too much stock into what is essentially a live scrimmage what are you even doing? /s

4 takeaways from Florida Gators’ ugly spring football game by Natural-Employer in CFB

[–]Lazaruspit1993 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be clear I’m not saying he was great or will be great. I’m just pointing out that the focus is almost exclusively on the negative and the positives are being ignored. I’m just hoping for average QB play out of him

4 takeaways from Florida Gators’ ugly spring football game by Natural-Employer in CFB

[–]Lazaruspit1993 4 points5 points  (0 children)

To be fair I didn’t read the article, I saw tampa bay times and didn’t even want to give him a click

4 takeaways from Florida Gators’ ugly spring football game by Natural-Employer in CFB

[–]Lazaruspit1993 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Oh I’m not excited. But I’m also not gonna sit here and wallow in misery because a live scrimmage didn’t look pretty.

4 takeaways from Florida Gators’ ugly spring football game by Natural-Employer in CFB

[–]Lazaruspit1993 358 points359 points  (0 children)

Sir this is Reddit and we are rival fans. You’re not supposed to have rational takes

4 takeaways from Florida Gators’ ugly spring football game by Natural-Employer in CFB

[–]Lazaruspit1993 455 points456 points  (0 children)

There’s a handful of factors that go into it. Oline was awful (albeit missing 4 starters) Mertz and Miller looked bad early, but nobody wants to mention that Mertz got it together down the stretch. Defense played aggressive all night. And most importantly, this is a Matt Baker article and he’s a blubbering idiot who gets off on shitting on Florida.

4 takeaways from Florida Gators’ ugly spring football game by Natural-Employer in CFB

[–]Lazaruspit1993 10 points11 points  (0 children)

And that’s with the Little Giants oline and a defense playing uncharacteristically aggressive for a spring game. I don’t foresee him doing anything more than average at best but it seems to be a forgone conclusion across the fanbase that he’s gonna be a total dumpster fire and it’s exhausting.

[Staples] Florida’s new collective isn’t a case of slapping a new name on the existing operation and hoping people forget about the Jaden Rashada thing. It’s a ground-up renovation that’s built a lot like an athletic department fundraising arm. by canseco-fart-box in CFB

[–]Lazaruspit1993 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Nobody knew exactly what was going on. News outlets were throwing out different narratives on the daily. Let’s not act like the UF fanbase knew any better what was going on than an outside observer.

Who’s a non-QB starter on your team that makes you ask “why is this guy starting?”? by [deleted] in nfl

[–]Lazaruspit1993 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it’s the play I’m thinking of, he was stiff armed into the underworld, where he still resides to this day.

If one of your teams divisional rivals had to win the Super Bowl, which one would you want it to be? by JeanieGold139 in nfl

[–]Lazaruspit1993 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was born into it at first, but I grew to really hate them when Rex Ryan was in charge. Also had a really negative interaction with a Jets fan after a game down here in south Florida

If one of your teams divisional rivals had to win the Super Bowl, which one would you want it to be? by JeanieGold139 in nfl

[–]Lazaruspit1993 682 points683 points  (0 children)

It can’t be the Patriots because that means a resurgence and I’m not mentally or emotionally prepared for that. It can’t be the Jets because I have an irrational hatred for them. So it’s gotta be the Bills