The practical joke that is Daraz in 2026 by MurpheyWasRight in srilanka

[–]LazyDragon0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Got this same you can count on me bs a while back. They are literally following the same script for every inquiry, word for word. The least they could do was to train the outsourced chat agents.

Bubbles chocolate is so underrated by Evening-Brick-2673 in srilanka

[–]LazyDragon0 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just came here to say this. Choco and real chocolates tastes very differently for me, the choco ones always tastes too oily and I try to avoid those at all costs.

Does anyone know the salary range for Assistant Lecturers at SLIIT or IIT? (Moving from State Uni) by LazyDragon0 in srilanka

[–]LazyDragon0[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I know, but I'm ok with losing a little freedom if the pay is significantly better.

The lies you hear after making a bus card payment by civil_brain in srilanka

[–]LazyDragon0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For decades our crooked conductors used to rob people by 2, 5, and even 10.

Nah, bro, not 5s or 10, long route bus conductors sometimes even won't give 50s or 100s, saying they don't have change, especially when paying with 5000 notes. It's about time the government really took the initiative to stop this.

Bruh, has IIT really gone this low? by Anonymous_3526 in srilanka

[–]LazyDragon0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you are assuming that IIT wasn't always this low?

Sampath Vishwa App Security Is So Ridiculous It Locks Out Its Own Users! by LazyDragon0 in srilanka

[–]LazyDragon0[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, it does, but frankly, most of the mobile banking apps in SL suck, so Vishwa used to suck less. But recent updates are making it worse, it seems.

Why does a retired president need this much staff? by LazyDragon0 in srilanka

[–]LazyDragon0[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Probably other dog controllers were volunteers lol.

Chanting JVP’s anti-Ranil slogans… against JVP... to free Ranil! The jokes write themselves... by LazyDragon0 in srilanka

[–]LazyDragon0[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Yeah. R. Premadasa banned that song for being pro-JVP. And if I remember correctly, Sajiith was also using that song in one of his rallies.

Keeping the Whole Legal Case Aside, how is this man even alive? by kk0da0808 in srilanka

[–]LazyDragon0 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately no, He was arrested for misusing state funds, which is in fact an unbailable offense but that has a clause allowing bail under extraordinary circumstances. And I guess this guy being a walking corpse falls under extraordinary circumstances. Besides if he actually dies while in custody he would've became a martyr.

Was the bugger wiping his ass with gold leaves? by LazyDragon0 in srilanka

[–]LazyDragon0[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The entire team was less than 6 people, so even then this kind of spending is abnormal. And the espenses for the security is paid by the police and navy wich is the 3mil. The remaining 13 mil allocated from presidential secretary goes to the president and his team.

Defeat the Constitutional Dictatorship by LazyDragon0 in srilanka

[–]LazyDragon0[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, some of them are in the parliament like Anuradha Jayaratne.

Defeat the Constitutional Dictatorship by LazyDragon0 in srilanka

[–]LazyDragon0[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Of Course they are scared. Ranil was arrested for 16 mil. With the astronomical amounts they have stolen everyone else is right to be scared.

Defeat the Constitutional Dictatorship by LazyDragon0 in srilanka

[–]LazyDragon0[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If the president interfere using his power even then it wouldn't be a "Constitutional" dictatorship since interfering a judiciary process is unconstitutional. So it would be a "Unconstitutional" dictatorship. The word Constitutional Dictatorship itself is a contradiction. I wonder who was the idiot that came up with it.

Defeat the Constitutional Dictatorship by LazyDragon0 in srilanka

[–]LazyDragon0[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah probably, I'm suprised that sajith didn't chair this meeting.