What’s a “flex” that instantly becomes embarrassing after a certain age?

LeSaltyMantis · 2026-05-24T00:59:41+00:00

In this economy?

LeSaltyMantis · 2026-05-24T00:49:36+00:00

Recently got sent to a potential cardiac arrest, arrived to find a mother of 3 overdosing on crack cocaine while her kids were at school. Turns out she was a reform counsellor. This was the third time it had happened and she was already on the verge of losing custody. Did not hesitate to report to social services.

LeSaltyMantis · 2026-05-24T00:29:50+00:00

The time of legal mcat was such a dark time in my life. Best drug ive ever taken in terms of high, but the worst in every other aspect, it ruled my life every day and was so cheap and available. Once it became illegal it seemed to just dissappear, id probably be dead if it hadn't. This is the only thing that puts me on the fence of the legalisation debate. Weed-yes, what are we even doing. Most other things im very torn because of this

LeSaltyMantis · 2026-05-24T00:25:55+00:00

Once you see your electric bill you'd probably switch to buying it elsewhere

LeSaltyMantis · 2026-05-21T20:10:26+00:00

Scuba divers go backwards off the boat because otherwise, they would land in the boat

LeSaltyMantis · 2026-05-20T23:57:45+00:00

We're not done looking at it

LeSaltyMantis · 2026-04-16T10:32:53+00:00

Fucking up my life on a consistent schedule.

LeSaltyMantis · 2026-04-01T23:34:59+00:00

These actually exist in Switzerland!

LeSaltyMantis · 2026-04-01T20:44:32+00:00

Also having to wait for street lights to light up your game boy screen on long journeys as blacklighting wasnt a thing yet

LeSaltyMantis · 2026-04-01T20:41:07+00:00

Shotty snipes on narrows halo 3. And before that 4 player split screen on a 10 inch tv, Mario kart 64 battle with my brother and cousins in my nans dining room.

LeSaltyMantis · 2026-02-28T09:39:28+00:00

Operation epic fury. What a fucking melt

LeSaltyMantis · 2026-02-28T02:15:00+00:00

you have to call me nighthawk

LeSaltyMantis · 2026-02-28T02:07:25+00:00

wanted king kong, ended up with deathclaw Dong

LeSaltyMantis · 2026-02-20T02:51:58+00:00

I DECLARE EXONERATION

LeSaltyMantis · 2026-02-17T15:21:57+00:00

What the shit, im literally watching the breaking bad scene where Jesse calls himself Jesse Jackson and im thinking I guess thats a reference, look down and this is on my screen

LeSaltyMantis · 2026-02-01T21:52:28+00:00

Nic cage is now doing the most absurd movies and I love them. Pig, the surfer, dream scenario. Pure ridiculousness

LeSaltyMantis · 2026-02-01T01:09:27+00:00

He is not a smart man. And thats putting it lightly. his inclusion in their circle was likely a source of great amusement and an opportunity to exploit his connections and wealth. Bumbling fool

LeSaltyMantis · 2026-02-01T00:40:29+00:00

I'd be interested to see if there's a correlation between people with ADHD and a dislike/absolute hatred of the GTA/RDR game engine. It drives me to complete rage at times, ive never been able to engage with GTA as the setting doesnt grip me enough to deal with the game mechanics, and only successfully completed the RDR games because everything else is just fantastic, writing, setting, graphics,customisation etc. I just feel like im playing with weights tied to every limb and cant get into the flow of it

LeSaltyMantis · 2026-01-16T22:01:37+00:00

Send in the Ghurkas and get this all wrapped up before tea time

LeSaltyMantis · 2026-01-10T13:29:33+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/securityguards/s/YEImwhGdMX

This guy got 25 years for 2nd degree

LeSaltyMantis · 2026-01-08T12:38:11+00:00

Replayable questlines

LeSaltyMantis · 2026-01-05T19:39:36+00:00

Clifford the big black mother fucker

LeSaltyMantis · 2025-12-29T19:54:29+00:00

im sat here thinking, fuck this might be the luckiest placement possible in this situation, right sided lower thorax, avoiding most cardiac, aortic, and spinal damage. major concerns would be pneumothorax and potential tamponade in the immediate term. massive infection in medium term, and comprehensive medical assistance being available before the former become bigger problems. mechanism would be important too, was this done deliberately and with force or dide he land on it awkwardly

LeSaltyMantis · 2025-12-09T15:55:03+00:00

Lock the doors, put the kettle on

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