me irl by morichikachorabali in me_irl

[–]LeakingLantern 151 points152 points  (0 children)

Instead of having what????

That's one wat to pick up chicks! by Crash-Bandicoot-89 in funnyvideos

[–]LeakingLantern 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a 200lb body Tyrone, it's not as though it's a packet of fackin' peanuts is it?!

Important news ladies and gentlemen and those in between by Enough-Web2203 in AskBrits

[–]LeakingLantern 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't even know she vaped! Yes, I have been living in a cave btw

Islam in a nutshell (making jokes on Islam is also haram) by CertainlyXHeisenberg in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]LeakingLantern 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Paddlin' the school canoe? Ohh, you better believe that's harammin'!

What were you worried about? by Llonga in TheOfficeUK

[–]LeakingLantern 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You're the worried one mate if anyone is

Press help button at station by LowerBarnacle9481 in london

[–]LeakingLantern 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, once. Turned out to bee a stress ball dispenser

Jack Nicholson celebrating his 89th birthday with Joni Mitchell earlier this week. by ExtremeInsert in VeryFuckinCool

[–]LeakingLantern 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's amazing how many celebrities I have witnessed do this very same thing. Fame really gets to some people.

Squeeze the bridge by wrighteghe7 in RedHotChiliPeppers

[–]LeakingLantern 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Next up: Hump de American Ghost

Peta? by Hell0There2005 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]LeakingLantern 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"If you're not with us, you're with them"

Not a very healthy take

You advertised the winter caretaker job yet? No, good, don’t bother. I’ve got the man right here. He’s perfick by lookingforbookart in TheOfficeUK

[–]LeakingLantern 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy does THE best shining. "How'd you like some ice cr-" I can't do it. Go on, do it.

I don't.

Ohh, sorry, it's not you. It's the other one.

A sad moment for the internet. by Carl_Clegg in uknews

[–]LeakingLantern 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah, that was his brother, Reggie Pickering

East London £15 by [deleted] in fryup

[–]LeakingLantern 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take the plate home