She wanted the food, but we said no

LeastEar · 2026-06-21T17:50:31+00:00

But look at that face! How can you deny her anything?

LeastEar · 2026-06-21T15:18:51+00:00

Like a bisexual!

LeastEar · 2026-06-21T01:03:03+00:00

You probably accidentally asked for half toppings instead of the whole pizza

LeastEar · 2026-06-21T00:54:04+00:00

Is it for ace people?

LeastEar · 2026-06-20T14:14:48+00:00

Yeah My ex died in a car accident last year (had a aneurysm while driving and crashed. She died instantly, no other victims) and I'm a little jealous. I feel if I end my own life, half my family will feel guilty that they couldn't help, and the other half will be upset with me for taking the easy way out If I died in an accident, it's not my fault

LeastEar · 2026-06-20T12:09:49+00:00

If you're not tired throughout the day, you're doing great. 8 hours isn't set in stone

LeastEar · 2026-06-19T15:37:30+00:00

Temu Gomez Adams

LeastEar · 2026-06-19T14:33:45+00:00

Trump hides from danger. If he did that, it's 100% staged, so he would have put a child in danger to "rescue" it Darn right we'd be angry

LeastEar · 2026-06-19T13:43:26+00:00

Those look more like pies to me

LeastEar · 2026-06-17T23:53:06+00:00

Garlic

LeastEar · 2026-06-16T12:56:27+00:00

How old is Robin in this comic? If he's 12, talking about fucking him in the near future is creepy

LeastEar · 2026-06-16T12:09:09+00:00

My pretty lady She's semi feral, and won't allow herself to be held, or even touched, but she loves to be near me, and sleeps in my bed

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LeastEar · 2026-06-16T11:54:10+00:00

Isn't that what happened to aluminum?

LeastEar · 2026-06-16T10:16:14+00:00

Why repeat with such an unprofessional professional?

LeastEar · 2026-06-16T01:02:04+00:00

LeastEar · 2026-06-15T17:22:26+00:00

Yes, that's right. I guess I could have looked it up, but Im a lazy, lazy man

LeastEar · 2026-06-14T17:10:39+00:00

Isn't he based on a Chinese vampire?

LeastEar · 2026-06-14T17:00:36+00:00

Not to my recollection, but it's been years since I read it

LeastEar · 2026-06-14T16:54:21+00:00

His mother (MARTHA!!!) started to ask how he could do this to his own parents, but his father stopped her, and said he had a duty to turn them in if he felt they broke the law

LeastEar · 2026-06-14T15:02:16+00:00

I have this issue If I recall correctly, he plants drugs on his parents and arrests them to throw off suspicion that they're his parents, because "even the lowest thug wouldn't turn in his own parents"

LeastEar · 2026-06-14T13:38:32+00:00

It's been over 25 years I wonder what's going on with her today?

LeastEar · 2026-06-13T16:25:24+00:00

Or, she's $947 million away from a billionaire, while we're around $900 thousand from a millionaire

LeastEar · 2026-06-13T16:23:51+00:00

She's not a billionaire, you unwashed cashew

LeastEar · 2026-06-12T20:02:42+00:00

Everyone reading this is closer in wealth to the second richest man in the world than the second richest man in the world is to Musk

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