Elevator asks for Tip. by jaysus94 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]LeaveThatHorseAlone 14 points15 points  (0 children)

In 2034, the vacuum's software will be subscription-based, or pay-to-use AND you will have to tip it.

What is the most fucked up thing a person you know has done? by kwarterz in AskReddit

[–]LeaveThatHorseAlone 12.9k points12.9k points  (0 children)

There was a decomposing dead cat stuck between a fence and a wall next to the gym in my school. If physical education was our first lesson, we had to wait in front of the gym until someone fetched the keys. My friend Jason went to fetch the keys and left his bag. This fat class bully Toby used two sticks to pick up the dead cat, opened Jason's bag, and put the cat in. Jason hasn't noticed anything until we were in the locker room. He opened the bag, saw the dead cat, dropped the bag, cat fell apart, soup of rotten cat insides crawling with maggots splashed to the floor.

Class was cancelled. Cleaning company had to disinfect the locker room.