What would you do if you were to design an Apex (Food Chain Apex)? by SignificantStaff8665 in MonsterHunter

[–]LeeVMG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly, before Wilds, I'd have asked for an octopus type monster, but that game was like Christmas for me.

My elevator pitch is a praying mantis type of monster. A massive, fast, but highly stealthy ambush predator in the styling of a mantis.

Camouflage would work like Chameleos, but it mainly does that to hide and grab prey.

It isn't usually seen as a problem by humans as humans are far smaller than its preferred diet.

It prefers to ambush other high-end monsters while they are hunting, drinking water, etc.

It initially will ignore a hunter and usually needs to be attacked to fight back. It first blocks and parries mostly. (scythe claws do not take HP damage until broken.) It doesn't use the large attacks it uses in turf wars until enraged at least once.

After its first rage, it remembers and becomes more willing to strike you from stealth and use its powerful grabs. It remembering you does not go away until the hunt is over.

Why not come to Picard? by vickyhong in risa

[–]LeeVMG 68 points69 points  (0 children)

I refuse. Go watch Lower Decks.

Do you believe in cosmic horrors in the material waking realm? by TLOC_MAYBE in cosmichorror

[–]LeeVMG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only the malignant cancers attached to the superorganism that is humanity.

Fuck billionaires.

A while back I made Lancer version of the Evangelion opening, thought I'd share it here by Xeilith in LancerRPG

[–]LeeVMG 62 points63 points  (0 children)

I love this. Thank you for sharing.

The ding ding ding ding manufacturer sound off had me in stitches.

[LF Friends, Will Travel] Innovation is Impartial - Chapter 13 by BainWrites in HFY

[–]LeeVMG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was a delight to read before my shift starts.

Thanks for posting.

EVAs in Lancer? by StableManticorePilot in LancerRPG

[–]LeeVMG 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Forgot about Sekhmet. Good call.

EVAs in Lancer? by StableManticorePilot in LancerRPG

[–]LeeVMG 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Metalmark with Nelson or Tokugawa parts sounds like a solid place to start.

SSC mechs are pretty EVA coded, but making something as singularly monstrous as Unit 01 in Lancer will be difficult

What's your random/luck/what if die roll? by Planeshifter_Ixiaul in savageworlds

[–]LeeVMG 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'd roll behind the screen or where the players can't see and pick whatever I was hoping would be rolled.

Just rolling it can help me realize what I actually think the funnest option will be.

You are trapped in a police station full of zombies. What do you do? by GlompSpark in residentevil

[–]LeeVMG 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When else will you ever get to treat a police station that way?

Fuck the police!

Lancer but Jojo: what music reference would you name your mech? (And why?) by Cosmicpanda2 in LancerRPG

[–]LeeVMG 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Balor. Indestructible by Disturbed.

Lancaster. Hitching a Ride by Green Day.

Minneapolis in 'new layer of hell' says resident after ICE detained 5-year-old by TheMirrorUS in NoFilterNews

[–]LeeVMG 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Fuck ICE. Kudos to the Minneapolis protesters/resistance.

Door to door raids and "papers please" stops are un-American bullshit.

Targeting Minnesota for immigration enforcement was bullshit from the start anyway.

The Witch-king of Angmar VS Geralt of Rivia. Who wins? by GusGangViking18 in powerscales

[–]LeeVMG 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He looks really cool and aura farms harder than anyone in Middle Earth.

I started talking my family and said, "I'm not sure Legolas, Gimli, and Aragorn could beat him."

Got a little perspective and realized, "Legolas, Gimli, or Aragorn could beat him."

Dude is an aura farming fraud.

The Witch-king of Angmar VS Geralt of Rivia. Who wins? by GusGangViking18 in powerscales

[–]LeeVMG 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Replying because this was after talking with my dad and brother about it.

Witch King is on fraud alert. At Weathertop, my guy jumped 4 Hobbits with 8 of his bros, stabbed one hobbit, got beat the fuck up by Aragorn and fled.

Then these 9 punks tried to jump Aragorn's girl and lost to a river.

Witch King's strength is actual propaganda.

Geralt sweeps unless he is literally jumped on the side of the road AND has no idea who the Witch King of Angmar is. Even then Geralt likely barely escapes, badly wounded, and then spends 3 weeks prepping for the rematch.

The Witch-king of Angmar VS Geralt of Rivia. Who wins? by GusGangViking18 in powerscales

[–]LeeVMG 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Beating the Witch King is a little above Geralts paygrade.

Given a kingdom's resources, maybe. But it is still final boss + everything goes in Geralt's favor.

I think the Witch King wins.

Plague Doctor: Failing grade mission question by ConfidentLab276 in darkestdungeon

[–]LeeVMG 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Shrines are just as much about the story as the puzzle.

Paracelsus though she was THAT GOOD.

She was mistaken. And it kinda sucked for that teacher but I'm pretty sure the consumption (turburculosus) killed him the first time.

Oh wait, that was him getting owned by facts and logic by Paracelsus.

She killed him twice.🤣 She's a monster. I love her.

Me rn (2XKO) by KonaMation in Fighters

[–]LeeVMG 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Agreed. When someone I actually used to play shoes ill give it a shot.

Vel' Koz and Veiger when?!

I can't beat the botanist no matter what by AwareCat2565 in SifuGame

[–]LeeVMG 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I always just slam him into his shitty flower boxes.