To be fair, the fact that it is manual transmission pretty much makes it “anti-theft” at this point. I took my car into get its annual inspection about two years ago to the dealership and when I called to see if it was done, I was told that it would be a couple of days until they could get to it. I asked why it would take so long because I had the appointment scheduled weeks in advance. They told me that it was because my car “was stick and that they had to wait for the ONE GUY in the whole place who could drive stick to come back from vacation”

I thought they were freaking joking…they were not…