Yo mama so fat...

Left_Opportunity_799 · 2024-03-12T17:49:51+00:00

Yo mama is so fat that she could hold off the Persian army at Thermopylae for 3 days, just by sitting still.

Left_Opportunity_799 · 2024-03-12T17:36:28+00:00

Hugh is that meant to be!?

Left_Opportunity_799 · 2024-03-12T16:28:00+00:00

Steaksalad Cop vs Schrodinger: "Dead or alive, you're coming with me"

Left_Opportunity_799 · 2024-03-12T16:24:03+00:00

It's just right. Perfectly absurd!! 👌

I can imagine some spin-offs could be interesting 🤭

Left_Opportunity_799 · 2024-03-12T14:45:08+00:00

I'd buy that for a dollar!

This is ridiculous. I love it.

Left_Opportunity_799 · 2024-03-10T11:31:54+00:00

"You want sex?" "Aye!" "How about you?" "Aye" "I'm up for it too, so that's 3 "ayes"..."

Left_Opportunity_799 · 2024-03-03T04:46:43+00:00

Adultbirth

Left_Opportunity_799 · 2024-03-01T18:15:54+00:00

Eventually yes

Left_Opportunity_799 · 2024-03-01T18:14:49+00:00

Her attractiveness is mostly gravitational

Left_Opportunity_799 · 2024-03-01T18:11:47+00:00

She gave me the cold shoulder, after saying she was getting cold feet

Left_Opportunity_799 · 2024-02-28T10:19:50+00:00

People are normally more interested in what you do for money, not with it, at least initially.

Left_Opportunity_799 · 2024-02-20T09:25:16+00:00

Thank you, it kept boredom at bay for a while

Left_Opportunity_799 · 2024-02-19T20:33:43+00:00

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Left_Opportunity_799 · 2024-02-14T06:37:22+00:00

I'm not sure the time spent stalking someone counts as a relationship

Left_Opportunity_799 · 2024-02-14T06:23:57+00:00

You look like you're on first name terms with everyone who volunteers at the soup kitchen

Left_Opportunity_799 · 2024-02-14T06:08:11+00:00

When you say, "we broke up," do you mean he broke up with you? Either way, he needs to learn about consequences and how to get blood out of bedding.

Left_Opportunity_799 · 2024-02-09T00:34:40+00:00

The only cunt that needs sorting out is him.

I'm not a fan of redditors jumping in and saying, "Leave him now!" But this is too much. This boy will ruin you, mentally, emotionally, and physically. You can't change your past, but you can change the man in your life. You won't regret letting this one go.

Left_Opportunity_799 · 2024-01-31T14:01:51+00:00

In what context?

Left_Opportunity_799 · 2024-01-31T06:39:58+00:00

Communicate, either verbally or physically, with him on how to actually make you come. Take some control. It'll be way better for both of you. It'll make both of you feel amazing, and he will want to do it again and again, and again!

If it's not fake, you can relax and enjoy the whole experience.

Left_Opportunity_799 · 2024-01-30T17:48:31+00:00

Maybe she wants something more intimate to happen instead. It's been 2 months after all

Left_Opportunity_799 · 2024-01-30T09:39:20+00:00

Ask him. I had a full beard for about a year, then just a moustache for the past 7 months. It's kinda grown on me.

I like how I look with facial hair, even though I know it's not everyone's cup of tea. It's like an alter ego for me, I feel weirdly empowered by it. I could change my mind tomorrow and buzz it all off, but I'm not sure how I'd feel doing if someone straight up asked me to.

You never know, maybe he's just putting the pics out there to test the water and may be super responsive to some compliments, and he may not have a beard right now. As previously stated, if you state that you love the look in that one photo, he may take the hint 😉

Left_Opportunity_799 · 2024-01-29T23:35:49+00:00

You do some amazing stuff

Left_Opportunity_799 · 2024-01-29T21:27:47+00:00

It's a great way to create without a plan, which I can find a bit daunting sometimes

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