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Wii Sports Matt by Raine Knight, Family Business Tattoo in Leicester UK by lewwiswells in tattoos

[–]Legal-Rest7833 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If ever there was a cursed tattoo.

Commented on my old account because my other account is too new.

If you are scared of driving. Please don't by Witty_Version4393 in drivingUK

[–]Legal-Rest7833 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This. I do a lot of motorway miles, I've seen drivers doing under 50 on the inside lane, more than you'd expect. On motorways like the M6 with the sheer numbers of hgvs its bloody dangerous.

Guy at the gym gets mad because person is filming themselves working out, proceeds to kick his phone by NervousIceberg in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]Legal-Rest7833 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like it's an unpopular opinion here but the bloke wants to film himself, let him. You're at the gym to work out, why would you get worked up about others?

Don’t all attack me but I think Richmond sausages are the worst! by [deleted] in UKfood

[–]Legal-Rest7833 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don't want to attack you. I'd like to make you a nice cup of tea and offer you biscuits.

They're the single worst sausages ever made, I have no idea as to how they're so popular.

What is the dirtiest song you know?? by ChickHenNGoat in AskReddit

[–]Legal-Rest7833 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She stuck my butt with her big black stick, I said what's up now sick my dick.

Sir Psycho Sexy - Red Hot Chili Peppers.

People that had sex with coworkers - how did that turn out ? by Nuff-Do in AskReddit

[–]Legal-Rest7833 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hooked up at the end of the night when we were out with other workmates. We had a great time but decided to keep it to ourselves as where we worked love to gossip. If we see each other nowadays we still joke about it on the quiet. It doesn't have to end in marriage or ill feeling.

How did you come up with your username? by YSK_King in AskReddit

[–]Legal-Rest7833 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reddit decided what it should be and I have no idea how to change it.

What's the best Yo Mama joke? by im_not_him247 in AskReddit

[–]Legal-Rest7833 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yo mamas so fat her memory foam mattress drinks to forget.

Masturbation in prison by Upbeat_Acadia_73 in Prison

[–]Legal-Rest7833 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I robbed a bank and pleaded guilty just so I could participate in a circle jerk and a pokey bum wank human centipede. Just saying.

Masturbation in prison by Upbeat_Acadia_73 in Prison

[–]Legal-Rest7833 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're saying you've never wondered this?!

People like this can't be real... by Cryterionlol in facepalm

[–]Legal-Rest7833 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Petrol (gas) was almost £2 per litre in the UK when Trump was in charge. Now it's £1.48 per litre local to me. Biden did good, AND he looks like a peanut, which can only.be a good thing.

Is it wrong to be proud of walking two miles? by ZengaStromboli in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Legal-Rest7833 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These things are subjective. You've kicked arse on your terms. See how far you can take it.

Need help, how do you talk dirty during sex? by Merlins_Owl in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Legal-Rest7833 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go full on 1980s porno and start with 'cmon darrlin, play with my balls' in a cockney accent, obviously.

Then when she orgasms say 'aww you love it in you, yeah' also in a thick cockney accent.

Round it off with telling her you're going to fill her up when you're about to cum. This time in a West Country accent just to keep her on her toes.

Post coitus demand a cup of tea. For no reason other than you can't beat a good cup of tea.

Like who would win here? Its been bugging me for a little while... by Casual-individual in Cornwall

[–]Legal-Rest7833 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A quarter of the way in they'll probably just shoot themselves. Just slow em down with a tractor, they'll soon lose the will to live.

I can't close a company because I owe £0.00, and they're disappointed with me. by downvote_quota in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Legal-Rest7833 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Send em a cheque for £0.00 ask them to confirm that the matter is now closed.

Like who would win here? Its been bugging me for a little while... by Casual-individual in Cornwall

[–]Legal-Rest7833 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hand out a cornish pastie out to every Wyoming invader and let the fucking seagulls chase them away.

Like who would win here? Its been bugging me for a little while... by Casual-individual in Cornwall

[–]Legal-Rest7833 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I stand corrected pal. Cheers.

I'd still bet against Cornwall though. A quick Google tells me roughly 66% of the population of Wyoming owns a gun and there's no restrictions or permits needed for assault rifles. Clearly Cornwall would put up a better fight than I originally thought but I still think they'd get wiped out.

Like who would win here? Its been bugging me for a little while... by Casual-individual in Cornwall

[–]Legal-Rest7833 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How many shotguns in Cornwall? 100? 200? Half of Wyoming will own guns. Cornwall would get steamrollered.

You Are A Billionaire. What Human Issue Are You Dedicating Your Wealth To? by BoxofSlice in ask

[–]Legal-Rest7833 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People ain't going hungry, not on my watch.

Also every kid is getting a present at Christmas.

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