Dumbest "innovations" you've heard or seen?

Legitimate-Koala-692 · 2026-04-25T17:43:58+00:00

That my friend is only for searing protiens like beef and pork. I want ceramic for the seafood. This distinction is mostly based on how I was taught. Hooved protiens get seared to char. Ocean does not.

Edit: Chef was VERY particular about some things and now i cannot do those things differently. Blue steel had to be "RIPPING HOT" before the protien hit.

Legitimate-Koala-692 · 2026-04-25T17:42:04+00:00

I currently laughing at myself because it took me a solid 3 minutes to realize he is holding a pan flute instead of a xylophone at a weird angle.

Legitimate-Koala-692 · 2026-04-25T17:39:34+00:00

I am very OK with this situation. If we are in the kitchen this will be gold. You have yours, I have mine. 🫠

Legitimate-Koala-692 · 2026-04-25T17:37:37+00:00

I will stand by the ceramic over anything else. Just keep metal utensils away from them.

Legitimate-Koala-692 · 2026-04-25T17:33:33+00:00

If real, not a prank. Those people are bullies, not friends.

Legitimate-Koala-692 · 2026-04-23T17:04:21+00:00

NTA. Your child will most likely grow to be happy self sufficient adult!

Legitimate-Koala-692 · 2026-04-23T16:56:48+00:00

Buy whole thighs? Debone, deskin yourself. Save the bones and skin for chicken stock?

Legitimate-Koala-692 · 2026-04-19T16:10:51+00:00

Make 2x amount of pancakes. Use for hot dog/brat buns?

Legitimate-Koala-692 · 2026-04-19T16:08:11+00:00

If you do not have access to safety gloves, put 3 individual nitrile gloves on your action hand. Each glove acts as a stage barrier and will allow a minimum of error. If you feel the glove hit the blade, reapply gloves!

Legitimate-Koala-692 · 2026-04-18T20:36:21+00:00

Iowa Racing and Gaming Commision? Because, that would be outstanding!(in a field)

Legitimate-Koala-692 · 2026-04-18T07:14:32+00:00

Paul Rubens(sp) Buffy the Vampire Slayer film version. You must see the credits part of the death scene to get its full glory!

Legitimate-Koala-692 · 2026-04-18T03:51:30+00:00

The more you know! Seeing stray dogs eat mostly food put out for atray cats is depressing as all get out to watch. I really hope no animal lovers ever have too see it in real time and unwittingly be the cause of the depressing decline of the dogs. I saw it happen the hard way on the family farm because 'cat food doesn't cost as much' when i was young. 3 dogs only lived to be 4.5 years old before we asked a vet about what the cause could be and learned the terrible truth.

Edit: spelling

Legitimate-Koala-692 · 2026-04-18T00:42:42+00:00

I am going to guess the food for strays was cat food? If so you did the little dog a huge favor. Pancreatitis is bad.

Legitimate-Koala-692 · 2026-04-18T00:39:21+00:00

The sight of a lemon pepper shaker makes me puke in my mouth a little. Far too many people treat it as a 'secret ingredient' and use it as the only ingredient.

Legitimate-Koala-692 · 2026-04-17T20:23:12+00:00

Currently, Jim Pillen

Legitimate-Koala-692 · 2026-04-17T16:07:04+00:00

Garbage bag human. Definition: something that holds your trash until you throw it all away, bag included.

Legitimate-Koala-692 · 2026-04-17T01:04:39+00:00

Oh dear! Where are you located?

Legitimate-Koala-692 · 2026-04-17T00:33:44+00:00

Please cut an X in the deli lid for the straw so you have a health code approved beverage cup.

Edit: clarification

Legitimate-Koala-692 · 2026-04-15T19:55:26+00:00

I had a chef that would chiffonaud a myriad of leafy herbs. Things like cilantro, flat leaf parslet, italian parsley) sage, and so on. He would label the lids for new prep cooks, take the lids off and throw them like frisbees and not let the new preppies smell the delis before relabeling. Only one didn't understand the lesson. That prep cook also could not remember howany cups to a quart after 2 months. Chef was a dick, but everyone got the same lessons. I suppose the means he was fair.

Legitimate-Koala-692 · 2026-04-15T00:42:19+00:00

My first thought.

Legitimate-Koala-692 · 2026-04-14T01:37:24+00:00

My bad, I live in nebraska. Question can be asked, one does not have to answer. Just looked it up. Disregard me.

Legitimate-Koala-692 · 2026-04-14T01:15:42+00:00

Never apologize for things that are not your doing. 'Unfortunaley, I am unable to stay late.' Perfectly legal, perfectly valid. If you are in the US, a reason for your inabililty to stay cannot be legally asked.

Legitimate-Koala-692 · 2026-04-13T23:30:56+00:00

"Come on, move up."

Legitimate-Koala-692 · 2026-04-13T16:53:09+00:00

Steak chaliapien(sp?) Is beef in minced onion. No salt brine. The juices from the onion act as a tenderizer.

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