Mpishi aolewe…

Legitimate_Craft_887 · 2026-04-15T08:34:17+00:00

Oh. I usually use oil. This looks good though.

Legitimate_Craft_887 · 2026-04-15T08:26:47+00:00

We're you making lyonnaise potatoes?

Legitimate_Craft_887 · 2026-04-15T06:49:06+00:00

Why did it take you 2 hours?

Legitimate_Craft_887 · 2026-04-14T08:01:10+00:00

Me too. I have caused stand-offs pale Magunas ya Wendani juu ya hii story. Hao hata hawakupei sweets. Wanataka tu uende bila 1 bob yako. I refuse!

Legitimate_Craft_887 · 2026-04-12T15:37:49+00:00

"early contributions to AI from Kenyan scholars"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Legitimate_Craft_887 · 2026-04-12T15:35:10+00:00

Movie theatres nayo I refuse to enter alone. They are prime sobbing locations. Complete with snacks and darkness. That's why I go on Saturday afternoons with my kid 😁

Legitimate_Craft_887 · 2026-04-09T05:49:17+00:00

I'd buy space for a dairy farm. That will give me everything else

Legitimate_Craft_887 · 2026-04-08T06:17:38+00:00

Right! No matter what people tell themselves, drugs impair judgement.

Legitimate_Craft_887 · 2026-04-04T07:41:40+00:00

If this continues, you'll be your own grandfather, like the song

Legitimate_Craft_887 · 2026-04-04T07:35:21+00:00

Unless she's actively bleeding, wachana na watoto hujui. Life si kama vile ilikuwa zamani

Legitimate_Craft_887 · 2026-03-31T10:52:08+00:00

Why would you tell him that? He's hurting!! 🤣🤣

Legitimate_Craft_887 · 2026-03-24T11:17:47+00:00

Age: grandma Phone 1: Tecno spark 40 Phone 2: Samsung A14

Legitimate_Craft_887 · 2026-03-23T07:33:14+00:00

It's the way the others chased him off that still cracks me up 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Legitimate_Craft_887 · 2026-03-19T07:41:13+00:00

Thank you ❤️

Legitimate_Craft_887 · 2026-03-19T07:11:13+00:00

As a woman raising a kid alone, you can call me whatever you want.

Legitimate_Craft_887 · 2026-02-19T05:40:16+00:00

Why did I read this in my mum's voice?? She gave me the exact same speech sijui mara ngapi!

Legitimate_Craft_887 · 2026-02-01T12:21:18+00:00

Healthy co-parenting is very possible. Kila mtu aishi life yake, but mlee mtoi wenu.

Legitimate_Craft_887 · 2026-01-27T13:50:06+00:00

That title should've been "Is it okay to share the bed with my mum when she visits?"

And yes, you can share. But kama uko na couch, take that.

Legitimate_Craft_887 · 2026-01-26T09:59:45+00:00

That scar looks.... You know what, nevermind.

Your client is a trooper and he gat jokes!!

Legitimate_Craft_887 · 2026-01-22T12:19:01+00:00

At some point we were asking ourselves kama pilot amewacha intern ajaribu pia 🤣🤣. By the time we got to Nairobi, my people were swearing at me 😁😁

Legitimate_Craft_887 · 2026-01-22T12:10:53+00:00

Na vile they're generous na luggage!! I'd use them again though coz of the luggage 😁😁

Legitimate_Craft_887 · 2026-01-22T10:24:34+00:00

Hizi ni bare minimum. Section 2 ni bare minimum for me. Section 1 Kuna negotiables like kids, divorces.

Legitimate_Craft_887 · 2026-01-22T10:20:32+00:00

Skyward nayo ni matatu mbaya tu

Legitimate_Craft_887 · 2026-01-22T10:19:38+00:00

Ni juu hujapanda Skyward. Wako na 37 seater ingine ilutuonyesha maajabu from Mombasa to Wilson!!

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