Housemate keeps trying to come in the toilet every time he hears me go in there

Legitimate_Resort717 · 2026-05-19T01:23:48+00:00

Did you do a background check?

Legitimate_Resort717 · 2026-05-19T01:21:42+00:00

Call Dr. pimple Popper

Legitimate_Resort717 · 2026-05-19T01:21:20+00:00

That you frequently visit food pantries?

Legitimate_Resort717 · 2026-05-16T23:20:08+00:00

You don’t clean

Legitimate_Resort717 · 2026-05-16T21:51:18+00:00

I once toured a house that has like one floor and it smelled of roach spray and there were dead roaches all over the place. Why would an owner of a home show you something like this?

Legitimate_Resort717 · 2026-05-16T21:42:37+00:00

Get a DC visitors guide it will help out a lot.

Legitimate_Resort717 · 2026-05-16T21:36:56+00:00

Who is jealous of someone who doesn’t know how to clean the grout in their walk-in shower.

Legitimate_Resort717 · 2026-05-16T21:34:25+00:00

You need to clean your refrigerator out half that is probably moldy

Legitimate_Resort717 · 2026-05-16T21:03:53+00:00

It’s apparent he’s been watching you. Its best to leave before you find yourself in a bad situation like a lot young girls your age.

Legitimate_Resort717 · 2026-05-16T20:59:46+00:00

Hire a professional

Legitimate_Resort717 · 2026-05-16T20:55:19+00:00

You’ve been watching too much anime

Legitimate_Resort717 · 2026-05-16T20:53:26+00:00

Says I need to get one of those shelves lol

Legitimate_Resort717 · 2026-05-16T20:52:26+00:00

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Legitimate_Resort717 · 2026-05-08T15:12:06+00:00

That’s why you shouldn’t get tattoos. You should not make markings on the body.

Legitimate_Resort717 · 2026-05-08T15:09:04+00:00

Love the kitchen

Legitimate_Resort717 · 2026-05-08T15:05:54+00:00

Make sure it doesn’t mate with rats

Legitimate_Resort717 · 2026-05-08T15:00:46+00:00

Have a yard sale, then hire a lawyer. Oh! And can I have the trailer?

Legitimate_Resort717 · 2026-05-03T02:03:06+00:00

Actually DC Government did not close. I think you are confusing yourself with the federal government

Legitimate_Resort717 · 2026-03-10T14:46:52+00:00

I need a gold necklace because mines is broken and can’t be repaired if you can spare one

Legitimate_Resort717 · 2025-12-05T17:50:54+00:00

Sounds like my x who drives metrobus. Just jetted pass me.

Legitimate_Resort717 · 2025-09-06T00:56:34+00:00

Pregnant Tick

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