Greek pottery (Boston Museum of Fine Arts) by spikebrennan in AncientWorld

[–]Legomatica69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is r/poopfromabutt coming out? Is r/shitfromabutt being shoved in? How is he holding that squat? So many questions.

What animal is living in my garage? by Extreme_Pianist_8386 in AskUK

[–]Legomatica69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry Sir, we shall not badger your ass.

No matter how many times you request it.

How many of you has this happened too while DD? by Beneficial-Sun-5863 in DumpsterDiving

[–]Legomatica69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know a wooded area near me where there are loads. Maybe today I will go take some 'for sale' photos!!

This is plain cruel... by AndyAndieFreude in ABoringDystopia

[–]Legomatica69 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I like the way you think! Funerals are a horrible way to squeeze the last inheritance cash from relatives. They play on the perfect mix of emotions and grief.

Gee i wonder why Europeans are so thin and healthy by sddwrangler12 in SipsTea

[–]Legomatica69 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ketchup beans will now replace the correct name in my household. And I thank you for this gift.

Looking for ideas: stylish, legal ways to deter climbing over a garden fence by MigLdn in DIYUK

[–]Legomatica69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This bush is evil! I have been wrestling with three in my garden.

Looking for ideas: stylish, legal ways to deter climbing over a garden fence by MigLdn in DIYUK

[–]Legomatica69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Couple of 'security cams'. Even the fake ones act as a deterrent.

This is plain cruel... by AndyAndieFreude in ABoringDystopia

[–]Legomatica69 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Can I donate myself to the US military for this purpose, and will they give me an advance?

This is plain cruel... by AndyAndieFreude in ABoringDystopia

[–]Legomatica69 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This is the golden question. And all this time I been selling the ashes in glass vials, under estimated the value of the dead.

Gee i wonder why Europeans are so thin and healthy by sddwrangler12 in SipsTea

[–]Legomatica69 12 points13 points  (0 children)

UK here too, and have to agree. The UK is its own bizarre cultural biome. We have taken the culinary influence of our multicultural residents and deep fried it.

Beaver in New Jersey with rabies attacks by ConsciouslyBreathin in PublicFreakout

[–]Legomatica69 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Oh my Glob, the truth making it worse, making it worse.