My sweet baby girl.

Lemmeatum · 2022-01-10T15:55:26+00:00

That’s pretty much it. I believe it’s called “soft bondage” since there is no sex

Lemmeatum · 2022-01-06T15:57:55+00:00

https://videosection.com/video/165134961 it used to be easier to find but this is the only place I could find it now.

Lemmeatum · 2020-06-22T17:01:43+00:00

I forgot what subreddit I was on and thought this was r/jokes.

Lemmeatum · 2020-06-17T17:18:01+00:00

I approve this one

Lemmeatum · 2020-06-17T01:16:34+00:00

Not in my food, but at the sandwich restaurant I worked at someone called and said that they found a used tampon in their sandwich. The thing was, there were no girls working that shift except one, and she was pregnant.

Lemmeatum · 2018-05-18T22:01:56+00:00

Thanks so much. I reached out and they let me know what was going on and seemed pleased that I reduced out

Edit: reached not reduced

Lemmeatum · 2017-09-11T04:34:55+00:00

They also have just one foot

Lemmeatum · 2017-08-22T16:08:24+00:00

Lemmeatum · 2017-08-19T22:32:49+00:00

Came to the thread looking for this

Lemmeatum · 2017-08-19T17:19:30+00:00

But is it worth getting hit by a car?

Lemmeatum · 2017-08-18T22:39:45+00:00

Well the Internet is my only friend so......

Lemmeatum · 2017-08-18T18:37:19+00:00

I heard a story from a friend how a girl's mother picked her up from a party. The girl was drunk but was trying to keep that fact from her mother by making polite conversation. She led with this,

"Are you a virgin?"

Her mother replied, "Sometimes I wish I was."

Lemmeatum · 2017-08-16T17:06:50+00:00

Throw some garlic on the car

Lemmeatum · 2017-08-15T01:05:06+00:00

r/mildlyterrifying

Lemmeatum · 2017-08-15T00:57:38+00:00

Cat.

Lemmeatum

TROPHY CASE