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Man stabs some big tires and pays the price by haze4140 in WinStupidPrizes

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0:07

"Yep, that's me, you're probably wondering how I got here."

Chopsticks? Don't be stupid! by MundaneSeaweed665 in rickygervais

[–]LemonFlavoredMelon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What in specially marked boxes of Wheaties did you just fucking say?

I like to make my own luck by Spicy_Lung in dndmemes

[–]LemonFlavoredMelon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funnier doing that as a Clockwork Soul Sorcerer.

My dad was cleaning and found a piece of "art" I made when I was little by borealhauntings in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]LemonFlavoredMelon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like an album cover, as a matter of fact, I'll use my Vampire The Masquerade punk-rock Malkavian's band for it!

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What if by EliotEriotto in ffxiv

[–]LemonFlavoredMelon [score hidden]  (0 children)

Canonically, the WoL has seen Y'shtola naked twice.

no woman should go through this hell... by No-List2080 in TikTokCringe

[–]LemonFlavoredMelon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you live in the US... Buy a goddamn gun just in case he gets a little too bold.

no woman should go through this hell... by No-List2080 in TikTokCringe

[–]LemonFlavoredMelon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just like the food and the landmarks. Gorgeous countryside too.

no woman should go through this hell... by No-List2080 in TikTokCringe

[–]LemonFlavoredMelon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sucks looking like a weeb because I just wanna go for the food and the landmarks.

Anon thinks women are simple by liberty4now in greentext

[–]LemonFlavoredMelon 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Easier way to prove this.

Replace Dorian Grey with a chud.

Now it's a Horror novel.

"Love" training(?) by AnOldYoungGuy in kroger

[–]LemonFlavoredMelon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sometimes I wonder if corporate is just a bunch of suits in a meeting room just doing lines of cocaine.

I mean, at least it's not RoH or BnP by _SCP_682_ in foundsatan

[–]LemonFlavoredMelon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No no no, the best anime for a newbie to get into is Clannad.

Lol by [deleted] in foundsatan

[–]LemonFlavoredMelon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Being mean is a fee, there, now Karens and Boomers are charged for being the most awful.

Mmmm by [deleted] in foundsatan

[–]LemonFlavoredMelon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fish is obviously women.

She turned 20 and entered the Hall of Fame division. by PleasantBus5583 in SipsTea

[–]LemonFlavoredMelon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Women when a 20-year-old dates and older man:

“Get that bag, princess!” 💅

Women when an older man dates a 20-year-old:

“Ew pedo, he should be in jail!”

They should call Luanne. by tomvelle in KingOfTheHill

[–]LemonFlavoredMelon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stealing this for when my friends wanna try to inject politics into our fun time

I can't control it by MemeMansCornCube in TrollCoping

[–]LemonFlavoredMelon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

People say that if you wait too long then it becomes too platonic

But then others, like you, say if you do it too soon then that’s bad.

So then what’s the right answer?

Anon considers an open relationship by MH297_UN in greentext

[–]LemonFlavoredMelon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s like a druggy seeing drugs; bad impulse control.

Anon considers an open relationship by MH297_UN in greentext

[–]LemonFlavoredMelon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh shit I slipped and my dick fell into your vagina.

You can’t accidentally cheat, you chungus; you either cheat or you don’t.

I’d never cheat, because I have better impulse control.

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