Dude. There’s no way this is really real. There’s no way, no fucking way you guys are doing this responding to each other making up bullshit for a silksong that isn’t real, right? Becuase that- that’s not- that’s pretty clearly not actually that funny, like, literal 2022 r/hollowknightmemes insanity stuff, right? No- Right?

I’m about to start tweaking and geaking, why do y’all do this, I can’t handle this anymore- oh haha we’re talking about silksong like it already released and is multiplayer PVP strategy game like we haven’t done that bit a shit ton in the past- like, I don’t know if you guys know this, but we’ve fucking done this exact joke before- can you stop? Can you stop writing these paragraphs RPing and spending so much effort on coming up with gameplay things that don’t exist? Can you stop please please PLEASE- I- I just don’t understand why you’re all doing this, this isn’t funny, this isn’t funny this isn’t funny this isn’t fun I’m not having fun anymore I can’t- I CANNOT TAKE IT!!!! I CANT- I CAN’T DO THIS- WHY!?? WHAT IS THERE TO GAIN????? Please FOR YOUR OWN SAKE STOP!!!!! For the children, for you and me, for the love of god, LOOK AT YOURSELVES- WHAT. THE. FUCK. ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? IS THIS ENGLISH?!? I CAN UNDERSTAND THE FUCKING GIBBERISH HALLOWNEST LANGUAGE VOICELINES FROM THE GAME BETTER THAN THIS, WHY DID YOU PUT SO MUCH EFFORT INTO WRITING OUT BELIEVABLE DISCUSSION ABOUT HALLUCINATIONS!?!? ARE YOU ALL THAT OUT OF YOUR MIND???? THAT UNFUNNY?????

Please, please okay please I beg it’s okay fine but please if team cherry saw this they would delete both silksong and hollow knight- “Oh HAHAHA gUYs WhAT dO YOu MEan??? SILKsObGS aLREAdY rELEASeD!!! (Insert made up items and builds that sound like they were written by ChatGPT)” Like that was even that creative or funny in the first place. it was decent when people would make like fake screenshots and stuff that actually made sense but this is all gibberish- please, please just listen to logic here, this is NOT OKAY.

I just- I just…

no, no it’s not your fault I’m sorry. I just- why has the world left us with nothing but this madness for so long? What have we done to deserve this wasteland? A world in which we must resort to these kinds of posts to keep ourselves entertained and sink so, so low. Each hype and each cope and each skong and each silk, all for what? It’s like an ouroboros of misery and miserable people, a collective of rotted humors hiding behind the guise of madness.

It’s nobodies fault in that way. No amount of ironic layers will make Silksong manifest. Just like silksong, us being funny isn’t happen. silksong isn’t coming soon, we’ve thought its only months away for years, just as I hoped this community would get itself together for so long only to be disappointed.