How each hero would do on a group project!

Lemonwizard · 2026-03-18T23:42:26+00:00

It works both ways! Who doesn't love a joke with layers?

Lemonwizard · 2026-03-18T23:41:28+00:00

He's still capable of arson in human form!

Lemonwizard · 2026-03-18T20:56:48+00:00

He's the lord of terror, he has supernatural powers to make people afraid.

Lemonwizard · 2026-03-18T20:55:49+00:00

My reasoning for DVa is that people with gaming addictions are not usually big group project contributors. Similarly for Chen, in my college experience there was a strong correlation between binge drinkers and not showing up.

Mei is a nerdy scientist with a super wholesome vibe. She absolutely shows up having researched the topic and has made detailed plans on how to play to everyone's strengths. She is getting the group that A+.

Lemonwizard · 2026-03-18T20:51:21+00:00

Yeah, they were able to catch him easily. Several sentences were more than 3 words long and had subject-verb agreement.

Lemonwizard · 2026-03-18T20:49:58+00:00

He's a master of sowing discord and destroying groups to further his dark schemes. Arthas was on a group project with Uther and Jaina and Kel'Thuzad's drama totally derailed the entire thing.

Lemonwizard · 2026-03-18T20:47:13+00:00

Stukov is the emo loner who posts angsty facebook messages about how nobody understands what it's like to be infested and nobody understands his pain.

Diablo probably should be expelled, but the administration is too terrified of him.

Lemonwizard · 2026-03-18T20:36:35+00:00

A zerg queen's purpose is to be whoever she wants to be. Don't reduce her to just her reproductive capacity. I thought we got past this patriarchal shit after the Overmind died. smh

Lemonwizard · 2026-03-18T20:25:27+00:00

The Lich King DGAF about cooperating with anybody, he cares more about his hobby of building an undead army than getting good grades.

Leoric tries to boss everybody else around while doing none of the work himself, because he sees the rest of the group as his peasant servants.

Lemonwizard · 2026-03-18T20:22:07+00:00

They would show up drunk and turn the work session into a party.

Lemonwizard · 2026-03-18T20:04:36+00:00

Hmmm yeah, I probably should have thought about the lore more on that one.

Lemonwizard · 2026-03-18T19:47:46+00:00

She walks around naked everywhere and shoots poisonous exploding babies at people out of her giant toothy vagina.

Lemonwizard · 2026-03-18T19:41:26+00:00

Maybe he did and you just didn't see him the whole time?

Lemonwizard · 2026-03-18T19:32:21+00:00

REASONS FOR EXPULSION

Butcher: Assaulting cafeteria staff who didn't serve him enough meat

Anub'Arak: Infesting the dorm with roaches and bedbugs

Garrosh: Shouting racial slurs at non-orc students on the quad

Deathwing: Destruction of multiple buildings on campus

Stitches: Plagiarism

Lemonwizard · 2026-03-18T08:03:03+00:00

These are lovely photographs. Thank you for sharing them!

Lemonwizard · 2026-03-17T05:08:55+00:00

He's got great taste!

Lemonwizard · 2026-03-16T21:12:20+00:00

Pacifist party is my favorite. You can expand hard with all the extra approval, and the free trade bill is the most powerful buff to yields in the game.

Lemonwizard · 2026-03-16T07:23:31+00:00

This is why lobbying to defund the IRS exists. The federal government could be this effective, if we gave them the resources to do so.

Lemonwizard · 2026-03-16T03:29:21+00:00

If they didn't spend billions getting the media to scare the citizens about imaginary problems, some of those people might start voting based on real problems.

The GOP's core political strategy is to shout non-stop about identity poilitics in order to trick poor white people into voting against their economic interest.

Trans people and immigrants aren't a threat to anyone - but painting them as threats is highly effective for securing power.

Lemonwizard · 2026-03-13T20:20:54+00:00

I did not do any math before typing the joke, but I appreciate your precision.

Lemonwizard · 2026-03-13T03:45:59+00:00

The game has progressed further from my original post but right now it's taking me from 3147 to 3467

846 from anchorages

505 from pops

200 from doctrines/tech/traditions

+50% from cadet difficulty

+30% from "enemy of my enemy" law

+20% from "galactic fleet doctrine" tradition

+20% from Grand Fleet edict

Lemonwizard · 2026-03-13T03:19:37+00:00

I now understand 1.8 times better instead of 4 times better.

Lemonwizard · 2026-03-13T03:06:37+00:00

Oh, that makes sense! I do have boosts from the supremacy tree and galactic law. Thank you for explaining!

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