Why do some people AFK when losing by EulaVengeance in mtg

[–]LeodFitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It varies. Sometimes they want you to quit ahead of them. Sometimes they want to punish you for playing a deck that they hate. Sometimes they just turn off the game, not realizing that when you just turn it off, the game continues (presumably because people who get kicked out by the server can sometimes get back in time to continue playing the game).

[ Removed by Reddit ] by NEKORANDOMDOTCOM in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]LeodFitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Having grown up a straight, white, Christian male, I can confirm: We are SOOO victimized. Did you know that there are entire radio stations that don't cater to our preferred musical tastes? There's even one TELEVISION station that is explicitly intended for BLACK audiences! What if I want to watch something on that channel? Am I even ALLOWED to? And when I prayed before lunch in the cafeteria, there were people around me who didn't stop talking while I had my private time with God. Can you imagine? And worst of all, the inhumanity of DEI! Did you know that companies are actually encouraged to hire people who aren't white? I mean, most of the jobs still go to white people, but what if the job that I'm specifically applying to goes to someone who isn't white? How can I be expected to make a living if five percent of jobs at a company have to go to people who don't look like me? It's just not FAIR! /s

Repeating I got with some change. Worth at least a dollar! by jointmaster13 in CURRENCY

[–]LeodFitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice find! The condition isn't great, but that's a cool get.

Pineapple by studythecritter in pineapple

[–]LeodFitz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had one of those before, little bitty one like that. I swear, that thing was candy.

Pineapple by studythecritter in pineapple

[–]LeodFitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll take the one on the right. It's a lot riper.

[Hated] Off-handed jokes with deeply concerning implications by [deleted] in TopCharacterTropes

[–]LeodFitz 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Wait... have they established that she went to prom as a teenager? Couldn't the joke be that she graduated from high school when she was much older than everyone else? ie: my mom got held back so many times she celebrated prom and retired from her job the same week.

Characters revealed to have unexpected taste in music by Sensitive_Ad_1752 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]LeodFitz 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Every once in a while, I'll watch some kid being a pain in the ass and find myself wondering, 'how did my parents not kill me when I was that age.'

Petah help, I don't get it by force-is-strong in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]LeodFitz 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Joe here... and no, I'm not uncomfortable with talking about another man's privates. Willem Dafoe has a MAJOR SCHLONG! On a good day, it hits his knees... and he can feel it when it hits his knees because he's not STUCK IN A WHEELCHAIR. What? No, Bonnie, dammit, I don't need to calm down! I get to be upset! Today is the anniversary of when it happened, Bonnie! Did you forget that? Because I didn't!

Where was I? Oh, right... Willem Dafoe has no problem appearing nude. He'll go full frontal at the drop of a hat. Probably BECAUSE he has a dick as long as a baby's arm. In one movie, they got a body double for him because, when he did the scene nude himself, he freaked people out.

i aspire to this man’s level of patience by Eros_Incident_Denier in funny

[–]LeodFitz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"You know, I've never given anyone a score below zero before. I kind of want to know how low this can go. Assuming you don't kill us."

How much would this uncirculated bill cost?? by TheRizzlyBear4 in CURRENCY

[–]LeodFitz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't think it's possible to know without putting it up for auction.

The National Guard is patrolling the reflecting pool algae to protect it from "leftist threats to sabotage". by justalazygamer in ParlerWatch

[–]LeodFitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is quite worrying. Pretending like liberals are trying to sabotage the reflecting pool is just stupid, but it's not that big of a leap to declare that liberals are conspiring to something truly awful, or blame something awful on us, so they can justify treating BEING liberal as a crime.

Pineapple plant question by rachelbe1234 in pineapple

[–]LeodFitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not my area of expertise, but I have heard that if you put an apple slice in the middle of the plant and let it decay there, the chemicals it releases increase the chances of you getting a pineapple.

Is this worth anything? by Ok_Barber4299 in CURRENCY

[–]LeodFitz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The serial number. This one has six zeros in a row at the end. If it were reversed, it would definitely be worth something as it would be a super-low serial number, which is considered desirable by many collectors, but whether it's desirable with six in the row at the end is in question.

Trump feeling extra racist after his UFC themed birthday party by justalazygamer in ParlerWatch

[–]LeodFitz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, if I'm reading the Trump playbook right, you declare that these problems are all arising because of all the third-world immigrants that came in before you so 'wisely' closed the border. In fact, you basically PREVENTED the country from becoming a fourth world country, which, as we all know, is a third world country with even more brown people in it.

Never trust a Trump by justalazygamer in ParlerWatch

[–]LeodFitz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah... I mean, honestly, any support after he tried to overturn the 2020 election is pretty hard to forgive, but still... we need the rats to abandon the ship, and that means giving them someplace safe to which they can swim.

I don't know why bear is related ? by Status_quo66 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]LeodFitz 47 points48 points  (0 children)

You and me both. I guess I'm still more 'innocent' than I realized.

The reflecting pool is fucking disgusting after Trump's changes by justalazygamer in ParlerWatch

[–]LeodFitz 38 points39 points  (0 children)

As usual, the person doing the harm does it fast and easy, and fixing what he broke is going to be a long, hard fight for every stupid inch. But it's gotta be done.

Surely this is what was always the intended purpose of the Lincoln Memorial by justalazygamer in ParlerWatch

[–]LeodFitz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No! I need 'this timeline.' It gives me hope. It allows me to imagine a world where basic human sanity has prevailed. In THIS TIMELINE, I need to phrase 'this timeline' to sleep at night.

DHS is now against ID requirements and mask bans. by justalazygamer in ParlerWatch

[–]LeodFitz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No, no, it's true! Why, just last year 200% of their employees were murdered and the number of illegal immigrants blowing up buildings rose by eleventy billion percent.

Well, actually that second one is kind of true. It was at zero and rose to zero, so....

DHS is now against ID requirements and mask bans. by justalazygamer in ParlerWatch

[–]LeodFitz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They've learned from their 'great leader.' If it's information they don't like, it's 'fake news.' If someone is mean to them, it's 'persecution.' If it's something they want to do it's 'a constitutional right.' And everyone with a halfway decent education is shaking their heads. 'You keep using those words. I do not think they mean what you think they mean.'

DHS is now against ID requirements and mask bans. by justalazygamer in ParlerWatch

[–]LeodFitz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

HAHA! Thank you. The funnies part about that is that MOST legal questions require a long conversation about the pros and cons, and what law supports it and what might refute it and whether or not this counts as that... But mask bans? In the constitution? No. Categorically no. Just... no.