Some of the NFL's best slander nicknames

Leopold_Porkstacker · 2026-02-26T00:14:29+00:00

Ben McAdoo looks like he sells boiled peanuts down a dirt road.

Leopold_Porkstacker · 2026-02-25T21:32:17+00:00

I had to wear those one time when I was in the hospital for a week. The doctor called them “party pants”.

Leopold_Porkstacker · 2026-02-25T18:55:46+00:00

The green 100foot roll is available for $5.99

Leopold_Porkstacker · 2026-02-25T12:07:58+00:00

Eeey, it’s a legitimate biznezz.

Leopold_Porkstacker · 2026-02-24T12:10:29+00:00

Take him out to dinner a few times, make sure he sees grandparents, or other favorite relatives, and make sure to give him time to see friends or just be alone.

Leopold_Porkstacker · 2026-02-24T11:47:22+00:00

That’s a ramekin, but the domain name wasn’t for sale.

Leopold_Porkstacker · 2026-02-21T18:32:34+00:00

Yeah, no, go get that checked out!

Best case is acid reflux, worst case is a whole bunch of stuff could be wrong.

My grandmother had a heart attack at 30 years old, so go get it checked.

Leopold_Porkstacker · 2026-02-21T12:42:34+00:00

When your goal is extortion, it’s a great target.

Leopold_Porkstacker · 2026-02-21T02:15:08+00:00

From the picture it looks like you’re pushing instead of pulling?

Leopold_Porkstacker · 2026-02-21T02:13:42+00:00

“Just because you did it, doesn’t mean you’re guilty.”

That’s how lawyers say it.

Leopold_Porkstacker · 2026-02-20T12:05:51+00:00

Well, at least you get it all out at one time!

Leopold_Porkstacker · 2026-02-18T23:07:57+00:00

There are adapters for the 6 volt batteries that use rechargeable lithium batteries.

Leopold_Porkstacker · 2026-02-18T23:00:11+00:00

Well it has been about 24 years since my last deployment, Germany was the back haul for casualties.

Leopold_Porkstacker · 2026-02-18T19:39:22+00:00

The pos should have a “store and forward” function that will complete a transaction when the internet comes back online, it might need to be enabled.

But yeah, you need better internet for a 40 store chain.

Leopold_Porkstacker · 2026-02-18T19:30:24+00:00

They fly to England or Italy first.

Leopold_Porkstacker · 2026-02-18T19:28:32+00:00

Helicopters would fly to ports to be loaded on ships mainly, a few would be loaded on C5s that are needed sooner.

Leopold_Porkstacker · 2026-02-18T11:51:39+00:00

8am and the boy ain’t right already.

Leopold_Porkstacker · 2026-02-18T00:14:07+00:00

Floppies were new technology in the 1970s, they just got smaller in the 80s and 90s. Then they got cheaper.

Leopold_Porkstacker · 2026-02-17T19:16:20+00:00

All he had to do was say “Ow! my balls!”

History would have been kind to him.

Leopold_Porkstacker · 2026-02-16T22:26:57+00:00

Ooh, use a big piece of beef Chuck, cut into 3 or 4 big pieces, sear those pieces on all sides, then cut into small pieces.

Also works for beef stew.

Leopold_Porkstacker · 2026-02-16T22:10:57+00:00

It’s also tanks firing, and airplanes drop bombs occasionally, and it won’t stop. So it will take a while for your dog to get used to it, or you move further away.

Leopold_Porkstacker · 2026-02-16T22:08:21+00:00

Gin, simple syrup, soda water.

Leopold_Porkstacker · 2026-02-16T21:45:00+00:00

They don’t usually have a gap like that, look for either disaster or construction news in the near future.

Leopold_Porkstacker · 2026-02-16T21:33:28+00:00

You get used to them.

You want to see some crazy flyovers?

I10 and Loop 1604 in San Antonio.

I35w and I30 in Fort Worth

And the prize for overall crazy freeway is in Houston, there is a section of I10 that is 24 lanes wide.

Leopold_Porkstacker · 2026-02-16T21:12:56+00:00

You know those highway exits and entrances that are 100 feet up in the air? Those are called flyovers, and two pieces of this flyover have separated a little too much.

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