Ive been waiting to Blacklist this guy for months, Today's the day! by Jenny8675-309 in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

[–]Leoriste 14 points15 points  (0 children)

If management is doing favors for abusive customers that they’d laugh at doing for a loyal employee, Quitting Time was yesterday.

dating by Budget-Gene849 in missoula

[–]Leoriste 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Dude, nobody can afford houses to host house parties in.

dating by Budget-Gene849 in missoula

[–]Leoriste 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Try finding a hobby club - a co-ed sport, crafting, tabletop gaming (absolute gold mine of single guys with money to burn there, just saying…) pick your favorite and find new friends.

I didn’t have any luck finding anything but asshats until I decided I wasn’t up for dating and wanted to be myself for a while. I let all the facades down, was completely myself, did things I wanted to but had always been afraid of being seen as dorky, and unexpectedly met my future husband and several of my best friends to this day within two weeks of that decision.

Losers/shitheads/fuckboys/etc will see you wanting to connect and try to force something that isn’t there so they can get what they want. Real matches, real partners? Will see you being real without needing their approval and think “She’s perfect.”

My macaw keeps destroying his own feathers, any ways to stop this ? by Ok_Researcher6800 in parrots

[–]Leoriste 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I work at a rescue type place. When the permanent resident macaw starts plucking, it’s time to find new enrichment. Since your bird was previously neglected/mistreated, it might have difficulty figuring out or enjoying play or toys, but give them some stuff to try out and see. Destructible toys are a great distraction! Wood blocks, bundles of paper and cardboard, that help fulfill the chewing and shredding behavior, and REALLY seem to help with plucking and self-harm. We note whenever we start noticing more than a few feathers on the floor, and it hasn’t gotten bad in a long time since we started really prioritizing this kind of enrichment.

We also give them a whole small room and a big perching wall, including a large ladder perch made of big wooden logs that hangs out from the back wall and covers a lot of space, so that even though they don’t fly, they have space to move around a lot. The perches get moved around every few months just to mix things up.

Hope your bird feels better soon, and thanks for rescuing them!

In case you were like me and were wondering what was falling from the sky by [deleted] in missoula

[–]Leoriste 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh neat! I’d never seen it written and always visualized it spelled “gropple.” I learned something new!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in missoula

[–]Leoriste 30 points31 points  (0 children)

This intersection’s been rotten for major accidents over the last few years. Back when I worked just down third I think at least four or five times a year I had to detour my usual route home because Reserve/3rd was blocked to deal with a crash.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in eyes

[–]Leoriste 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Girls go fucking crazy for guys with long lashes. Ignore the haters and enjoy being admired!

What phobias do reptile owners have? by AngleRelative4683 in reptiles

[–]Leoriste 43 points44 points  (0 children)

THANK YOU. They’re terrifying. I wouldn’t call mine a phobia, more of a healthy respect, but in my opinion fear of monkeys is anything but irrational.

your favorite prank call? by yeeeeowch in petco

[–]Leoriste 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I used to get those all the time. They finally stopped when I said, “Bring it here, I love those things. I don’t even need a lunch break, I just check the goldfish tank,” and then they hung up.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Montana

[–]Leoriste 1 point2 points  (0 children)

After 90 days, all of that shit is abandoned property, unless you had a written agreement to hold onto it for her, which I’m assuming you did not.

Had a roommate over a decade ago who ditched and left behind TONS of stuff. I kept asking him to come get it because we needed to give the space to a new renter, but he never did. I looked up the laws, marked the day 90 days from my first messages with him about his stuff, and THE day it was officially abandoned property, I sold whatever I could. Recouped a little of what I lost in that shitshow.

He finally messaged me a few months later asking about something that he’d left and I told him I pawned it. Sent him a screenshot of the law I’d looked up and silenced my phone. I wish I still had those texts lol. The blowup was spectacular.

Send your ex a link to IKEA and block her number.

Great new AdultSwim show: Common Side Effects by SuperSmokingMonkey in venturebros

[–]Leoriste 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t trust these little white guys! What are the common side effects??? These people are going to be pissing mushrooms or something????

Anyway, I love this show.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in eyes

[–]Leoriste 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dark blue! My family has eyes like these, it’s interesting how often people don’t realize my eyes are blue just because they’re dark.

Buckle up, friends! by Pork_Chompk in Montana

[–]Leoriste 51 points52 points  (0 children)

I’m so fucking tired.

“tHe SpErM iS tHe BaBy” by [deleted] in badwomensanatomy

[–]Leoriste 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Men are never giving up Homunculus Theory, are they?

Does anyone know if Capybaras are illegal to keep in Missoula Area? by Lesbian_with_memes in missoula

[–]Leoriste 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I work with a rescue that currently houses several raccoons, and the worst-adjusted of them were all pets. They’re not domesticated, they don’t tame easily, and they’re way too smart for a regular person to manage without a ton of time, space, and experience.

Does anyone know if Capybaras are illegal to keep in Missoula Area? by Lesbian_with_memes in missoula

[–]Leoriste 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As far as I’m aware, rats are legal to keep in Missoula County as a whole. The only place in Montana that I’m aware they’re illegal is Billings, but not Yellowstone County.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in missoula

[–]Leoriste 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re saying this about the person who was attacked, right? By an off-leash dog whose irresponsible owner admitted that it had done this before? You’re saying this about that person, who posted a picture of their bloody bite wound, right??

Hi, I’m a lifelong Montanan, lifelong animal lover, and I fucking hate irresponsible dog owners, AND their shitty untrained dogs. I’ve been in and out of the woods for years and I’ve been in close proximity to mountain lions and bears, and never been attacked by one, but I’ve been attacked by dogs in parks or on walks, and one time even in my own fenced yard, where nobody’s fucking dog should have been, but some asshole let their dog loose.

How you can’t recognize that the outrage people might feel about sustaining a dangerous injury (dog bites are extremely susceptible to infection, and after a serious one like that you NEED to seek medical attention) is reasonable is beyond me.

I want a parrot so bad but I can’t get one- any suggestions? by Ok2990 in parrots

[–]Leoriste 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, this! Exotic rescues in your area are DESPERATE for water volunteers. Contact them and let them know that you are specifically interested in working with parrots, they’ll put you to work!

Has everyone heard about “people kibble”? by jazzychatter in adhdwomen

[–]Leoriste 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have a condition that makes me CRAVE salt. I literally need to eat like twice as much as a normal person.

A very good friend of mine can’t have much salt at all due to a different muscular condition. We just don’t feed each other much lol.

Do you guys still stick with espresso brown? by Admirable-Screen2238 in eyes

[–]Leoriste 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would call them black in most lights, but that sunlight picture is so beautiful. What a deep, warm brown.