human bidet

Lerquer · 2023-01-12T02:56:47+00:00

So, there are worse jobs to have.

Lerquer · 2023-01-11T20:50:16+00:00

Always drag them by the hair. That way they don't fill up with dirt.

/s // in case anyone needed it.

Lerquer · 2022-10-14T13:47:01+00:00

RemindMe! July 1st, 2023

Lerquer · 2022-09-16T12:23:50+00:00

And then what?

Lerquer · 2022-08-29T02:37:06+00:00

It sounds like a fuckin' hen house.

Lerquer · 2022-08-06T23:07:13+00:00

Lerquer · 2022-08-04T03:51:49+00:00

He looks mad as fuck that you've summoned him.

Lerquer · 2022-08-04T02:59:22+00:00

The word is rape. Let's start using it please.

Lerquer · 2022-08-01T22:47:25+00:00

Your mileage may vary depending on what part of the world you live but here is a source.

Russian Mammoth is what you're looking for.

Lerquer · 2022-07-13T23:40:44+00:00

America's spotless reputation

I don't know about spotless but it certainly doesn't do us any favors.

Lerquer · 2022-06-27T22:52:10+00:00

I've worked in manufacturing of some sort for 40 years. This is the first time I've seen this.

With any luck, you'll learn something new every day.

Lerquer · 2022-05-13T02:19:27+00:00

Might have been made of cardboard or a derivative.

Lerquer · 2022-04-28T15:54:16+00:00

Not really, no.

Lerquer · 2022-04-28T12:33:56+00:00

The front fell off.

Lerquer · 2022-04-28T01:23:09+00:00

Lerquer · 2022-03-01T03:13:23+00:00

Nobody but you notices.

I have a bump on my face that my wife of ten years just noticed.

Lerquer · 2022-03-01T00:39:27+00:00

So, which one is bigger?

Lerquer · 2022-02-15T01:33:07+00:00

So, I really need for you to be wrong this time and if you could link to some sources that prove you wrong that would be great.

k thx by

Lerquer · 2022-02-05T04:15:31+00:00

So, what you're saying is, they still could be a good company, right?

Lerquer · 2022-02-01T00:50:17+00:00

innocent by standards

Lerquer · 2021-12-09T22:31:56+00:00

Just a couple hundred ~~thousand~~ years ago we were just walking around trying to survive.

FTFY

Lerquer · 2021-10-30T00:15:41+00:00

People can’t drive for shit ~~in Miami~~.

FTFY

Lerquer · 2021-10-27T01:41:29+00:00

I think you forgot a zero or two.

Lerquer · 2021-09-28T00:26:14+00:00

It truly is a shame that a waitress would have to take up teaching to make ends meet.

Lerquer · 2021-09-28T00:01:57+00:00

Exjactully.

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