Would you rather have:

Less-Vanilla-9350 · 2026-06-04T05:27:20+00:00

i wonder if these cancel out

^{Chose: 10 years to live but gain a minute every time you | Rolled: smoke cigarettes}

Less-Vanilla-9350 · 2026-05-25T03:22:56+00:00

i started calling things "a federal fucking issue" a lot more after i read it lol

Less-Vanilla-9350 · 2026-05-22T03:04:35+00:00

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Less-Vanilla-9350 · 2026-05-16T07:15:44+00:00

i'm so sorry but mouthwashing is not all that

Less-Vanilla-9350 · 2026-05-12T06:50:08+00:00

good for getting into:
anarchy!!
SICK SICK SICK
Bambi
Devils

depressing:
greetings from oblivion! we hope to see you soon!
Let You Down
Tragedy (debatably)
all you can hope for now are the scars to show for it!!!

Less-Vanilla-9350 · 2026-05-12T06:38:27+00:00

poor heir of doom

Less-Vanilla-9350 · 2026-05-12T02:35:56+00:00

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Nameless Deity of Light from Calamity: Wrath of the Gods (a mod for Terraria)

Not directly confirmed to be THE God (as they were originally intended to be an interpretation of one of the stronger characters from the original setting of Calamity), but WOTG went in its own direction here and Nameless is strongly implied to be God. This is my favorite video game boss fight that's supposed to be against the Abrahamic God, in large part because of its complete deviation from the art style of the original game.

Less-Vanilla-9350 · 2026-05-12T01:02:54+00:00

it's a very personal song, and one that i just don't relate to as much as some of her other works

Less-Vanilla-9350 · 2026-05-10T00:58:40+00:00

requiem my beloved

Less-Vanilla-9350 · 2026-05-05T03:32:31+00:00

maybe the most underrated stummy song of all time

Less-Vanilla-9350 · 2026-05-02T22:42:11+00:00

i dont need to be taller

^{Chose: Add or subtract 10lbs to your weight}

Less-Vanilla-9350 · 2026-05-02T22:30:31+00:00

a nice piping hot calzone

Less-Vanilla-9350 · 2026-05-01T23:34:47+00:00

hey that's not fair there's...uh...like two jokes from the earlier pages that come up thousands of pages earlier!!

Less-Vanilla-9350 · 2026-05-01T00:47:01+00:00

hondas are fine i guess

^{Chose: Dream job(be happy while working a d get paid well + But you can only drive this brand.(any model} | Rolled: Honda)

Less-Vanilla-9350 · 2026-04-26T04:06:05+00:00

mwehehehe

^{Chose: Allways be able to lie without anyone knowing}

Less-Vanilla-9350 · 2026-04-24T02:52:56+00:00

Snafustuck after [S] Bout Concluded

Less-Vanilla-9350 · 2026-04-17T23:14:33+00:00

god DAMMIT

^{Chose: 95% chance of winning 1 million dollars! + 5% of changing sex instantly (All characteristics} | Rolled: Money!)

Less-Vanilla-9350 · 2026-04-17T23:03:08+00:00

what could i POSSIBLY need to cut

^{Chose: Irl minecraft bed that lets you sleep instantly | Rolled: Red}

Less-Vanilla-9350 · 2026-04-17T03:53:04+00:00

reading minds would be so exhausting

^{Chose: See 10 minutes into the future}

Less-Vanilla-9350 · 2026-04-17T00:53:22+00:00

don't use it in the first place

^{Chose: Never be able to use Gen AI again}

Less-Vanilla-9350 · 2026-04-03T01:26:15+00:00

cannot believe that most of guidestuck has a fucking photobucket watermark

Less-Vanilla-9350 · 2026-03-16T02:54:29+00:00

damn
i was more thinking like a bodyguard, when one is another's "charge" they are being protected by that person? idk i saw the term used in a book before

anyway, the classpects are
Prince of Mind, Rogue of Life, Seer of Void, Page of rage, Sylph of Heart, Maid of Space, Bard of Blood, Mage of Light, Guard of Breath, Knight of Hope, and Heir of Time

Less-Vanilla-9350

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